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| {{Topquote|Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill.|<s>Gorillaz</s> '''Dr. Foster''', ''Dawn of the Dead''}}
| | '''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL). |
| Marching beneath the black, decrepit banner of <s>Skeletor</s> [[Nagash]], Lord of Undeath, the rotting hordes of Death seek to swell their ranks and expand their influence on the Realms.
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| Death is unique among the Grand Alliances in that it is under the command of one single being. While Sigmar controls most but not all of the forces of Order, the Chaos Gods fight endlessly amongst themselves and nobody tells the Orruks what to do (Gorkamorka is/are pretty hand's off god/s), Nagash is the king, pharaoh, generalissimo and undisputed ruler of Shyish and of Death in general.
| | They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018. |
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| ==Deadwalkers== | | == CHANNELS == |
| Zombies, Corpse Carts and Dire Wolves. Not much else to say but mind the smell. While not so effective on the tabletop except in large numbers, lorewise every zombie can potentially cause a zombie apocalypse; everyone killed by a zombie becomes a zombie, then everyone that new zombie kills becomes a zombie, rinse and repeat - also it effects more than just humans. Tactics page [[Age of Sigmar/Tactics/Edition 1.1/Deathwalker|here]].
| | The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion. |
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| ==Deathlords== | | {{awesome}}== EVENTS == |
| Nagash and friends. The elite guys of the Death Grand Alliance, where every special named character hangs out. They also have their undead angel-gargoyle bodyguards. [[Vlad von Carstein]] and [[Settra the Imperishable]] are conspicuously missing, and much-missed. Tactics page [[Age of Sigmar/Tactics/Edition 1.1/Deathlords|here]].
| | The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS. |
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| ==Deathmages==
| | In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019. |
| The crusty Necromancers who actually did well out of this whole "end of the world" arrangement, finally being independent of the Vampires, and having enough room to spread their feet across an entire realm to boot. Tactics page [[Age of Sigmar/Tactics/Edition 1.1/Deathmages|here]].
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| ==Deathrattle== | | == HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES == |
| It's the skellies, ready to help you bone your opponent until they like it. General bare-bones skeletal infantry and cavalry overseen by Wight Kings, who are now generally evil kings who were overthrown or assassinated in the realm of [[Shyish]], coming back by sheer dickish willpower to dominate crumbling ruins of their former kingdoms. While a fairly small list, there's another option if you only want to run a skeleton crew - make sure to pick up some units from the Tomb Kings entry listed below. Many of their unit entries have the DEATHRATTLE keyword (and some, like Settra and Necrotechts, can buff/synergise well with them), and by combining the two you can get a nice full and fluffy list. Tactics page [[Age of Sigmar/Tactics/Edition 1.1/Deathrattle|here]].
| | Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019. |
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| ==Flesh-Eater Courts==
| | * GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO |
| The first Death faction to get their own Battletome, the ghouls have been refluffed, and in quite a cool manner, too. Now, they see themselves as honourable subjects of a benevolent kingdom, blind to their true form and behaviour due to the contagious insanity of [[Ushoran]]. Those two cannibalistic monsters snarling and fighting each other over an old woman's legbone? Just a couple of old friends having a polite haggle in the market over a loaf of bread. The most vicious, terrifying of their number flying atop a massive, decaying zombie dragon? Their great and kind king riding out atop his noble steed to war against injustice, of course.
| | * GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE) |
| | * GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD |
| | * GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN |
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| ==Nighthaunt==
| | GRAND DAD IS LOVE |
| Spooky ghosts. Also the Black Coach. Generally trollish and annoying to kill due to their ethereal-ness, it also includes the absolutely disgusting Mourngul.
| | GRAND DAD IS LIFE |
| | | GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI |
| The ghosts of Nighthaunt generally have some kind of ironic punishment inflicted upon them, because Nagash is a bastard. Their boss is [[Lady Olynder]], Mortarch of Tasteful Ghost Boob.
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| It's the <s>Vampires</s> Soulblight! It's all your classic (and mostly dated) vampire models. Even the classic hero models are here, only now completely bland, generic Vampire Lords instead of actual characters. [[Age_of_Sigmar/Tactics/Edition_1.1/Soulblight|See more here]].
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| ==Ossiarch Bonereapers==
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| A legion of bone constructs, not quite like the [[Tomb Kings]]. These were Nagash's pet project, one that he set up since before the Age of Chaos by constructing massive underground tombs that evaded the notice of all parties involved. Then, after the Age of Chaos subsided, the first of these not-skillies emerged bleary-eyed from their tombs and returned to Shyish to be remoulded by the Bone-Daddy himself.
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| These guys are the elite infantry of the forces of Death, immune to fear and very obedient to their master. Their boss is [[Katakros]], Mortarch of the Necropolis.
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| '''Tomb Kings (Warscrolls Compendium: Tomb Kings[https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-tomb-kings-en.pdf])''' - Poor, poor Tomb Kings. Discontinued and all but absent from mention in the fluff (apart from Neferata fucking around with "Nulahmia"), what could possibly save them from such disgrace? Being disgusting on the tabletop, that's what. Some GW guy obviously took pity on the not-Egyptians and gave them a great list, making them popular in tournaments and their models have become even more popular. So why did GW not want to make money from this again?
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THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are not official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
CHANNELS
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
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== EVENTS ==
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
- GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
- GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
- GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
- GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
This article is awesome. Do not fuck it up.