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'''Gnomes''' are vicious ornery little fuckers who appear to live in the forests of modern Earth, possibly even America. They are divided into clans named after their location such as the Stump clan or the Under the Hill clan, who have nothing but hatred for one another. | |||
== Appearance == | |||
Most stand at a height of 4 inches and have squat heavy bodies with short, heavy limbs and filthy matted beards, completely unlike any other fantasy species [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dorf]]. The Gnomes seem to have an extremely primitive level of technology, using knives made of flint or the teeth of larger predators as weapons and wearing clothing of leaves and rodent hides. Despite the differences between the various clans the use of the pointed hat is nonetheless universal among them. | |||
== Religion & Festivals == | |||
Due to the small size of Gnomes relative to their environment and the various predators that love the taste of gnomeflesh, the Gnomes religion does not revolve so much around worshiping the gods as blaming them. The chief priest of the tribe leads his fellows in cursing the various gods during religious ceremonies for the gnomes lot in life. | |||
Notable deity's in the Gnome pantheon include Vund; god of Making Animals Too Fucking Big, Niralla; that Bitch Who Makes it Cold Every Goddamn Year & Hronthar; that Asshole Who Makes Poison Mushrooms Grow. | |||
Several mentions have been made of gnome festivals, but the only ones named thus far have been the '''Thank Fuck Winter's Over''' festival and the '''Where the Fuck is the Water''' Summer celebration. | |||
== Famous Gnomes == | |||
The only Gnome who has left a written record of his travels is '''Dimkin of the Stump''', whose journal makes reference to a mysterious land with a vast plain of turnips and enormous landmarks that seem almost like constructions. | |||
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The original thread archive: [[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4838081/]] | |||
Revision as of 12:14, 11 June 2009
Gnomes are vicious ornery little fuckers who appear to live in the forests of modern Earth, possibly even America. They are divided into clans named after their location such as the Stump clan or the Under the Hill clan, who have nothing but hatred for one another.
Appearance
Most stand at a height of 4 inches and have squat heavy bodies with short, heavy limbs and filthy matted beards, completely unlike any other fantasy species [[1]]. The Gnomes seem to have an extremely primitive level of technology, using knives made of flint or the teeth of larger predators as weapons and wearing clothing of leaves and rodent hides. Despite the differences between the various clans the use of the pointed hat is nonetheless universal among them.
Religion & Festivals
Due to the small size of Gnomes relative to their environment and the various predators that love the taste of gnomeflesh, the Gnomes religion does not revolve so much around worshiping the gods as blaming them. The chief priest of the tribe leads his fellows in cursing the various gods during religious ceremonies for the gnomes lot in life.
Notable deity's in the Gnome pantheon include Vund; god of Making Animals Too Fucking Big, Niralla; that Bitch Who Makes it Cold Every Goddamn Year & Hronthar; that Asshole Who Makes Poison Mushrooms Grow.
Several mentions have been made of gnome festivals, but the only ones named thus far have been the Thank Fuck Winter's Over festival and the Where the Fuck is the Water Summer celebration.
Famous Gnomes
The only Gnome who has left a written record of his travels is Dimkin of the Stump, whose journal makes reference to a mysterious land with a vast plain of turnips and enormous landmarks that seem almost like constructions.
The original thread archive: [[2]]