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In much the same way that a single dwarf can kill ten orcs, ten orcs can easily rape an elf.
In much the same way that a single dwarf can kill ten orcs, ten orcs can easily rape an elf.
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Revision as of 08:29, 27 June 2008

Elves are forest-dwelling sisses; the antithesis to the manly dwarf race. Elves are the chosen race of many Mary Sues in the fantasy setting thanks to their pointed ears, slender builds and and ever-perky breasts.

Even this masculine elf is actually female.

Or that could be why they're always scantily-clad and the fantasy of neckbeards everywhere.

Typical Elven Traits and Habits

Some people take this shit too far.
DM of the Rings webcomic
  • Having long/pointed ears
  • Hugging trees
  • Eating granola
  • Kissing bunnies
  • Prancing in meadows
  • Being sissies or girls

All elves are female until proven otherwise.

In much the same way that a single dwarf can kill ten orcs, ten orcs can easily rape an elf.