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Elves are forest-dwelling sisses; the antithesis to the manly [[dwarf]] race. Elves are the chosen race of many [[mary sue]]s in the fantasy setting thanks to their pointed ears, slender builds and and ever-perky breasts. | Elves are forest-dwelling sisses; the antithesis to the manly [[dwarf]] race. Elves are the chosen race of many [[mary sue]]s in the fantasy setting thanks to their pointed ears, slender builds and and ever-perky breasts. | ||
[[Image:elf.jpg| | [[Image:elf.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even this masculine elf is actually female.]] | ||
Or that could be why they're always scantily-clad and the fantasy of [[neckbeard]]s everywhere. | Or that could be why they're always scantily-clad and the fantasy of [[neckbeard]]s everywhere. | ||
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==Typical Elven Traits and Habits== | ==Typical Elven Traits and Habits== | ||
[[Image:elf2.jpg| | [[Image:elf2.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Some people take this shit too far.]] | ||
*Having long/pointed ears | *Having long/pointed ears | ||
*Hugging trees | *Hugging trees | ||
Revision as of 08:08, 27 June 2008
Elves are forest-dwelling sisses; the antithesis to the manly dwarf race. Elves are the chosen race of many mary sues in the fantasy setting thanks to their pointed ears, slender builds and and ever-perky breasts.
Or that could be why they're always scantily-clad and the fantasy of neckbeards everywhere.
Typical Elven Traits and Habits
- Having long/pointed ears
- Hugging trees
- Eating granola
- Kissing bunnies
- Prancing in meadows
- Being sissies or girls
All elves are female until proven otherwise.
In much the same way that a single dwarf can kill ten orcs, ten orcs can easily rape an elf.