Elesh Norn: Difference between revisions

From 2d4chan
Jump to navigation Jump to search
(Our 40k page to non-40k page ratio is way off, I want Sheholdred to be a page.)
(correcting misspelling.)
Line 14: Line 14:
File:Elesh_norn_scaled.png|A handy scale for fapfiction writers
File:Elesh_norn_scaled.png|A handy scale for fapfiction writers
File:Elesh_norn_drawn.jpg|No one has ever been able to see the eyes of Elesh Norn, even when they should be able to
File:Elesh_norn_drawn.jpg|No one has ever been able to see the eyes of Elesh Norn, even when they should be able to
File:Elesh_norn_and_sheoldred.jpg|Elesh Norn and [[Sheholdred]] are the bestest of buddies
File:Elesh_norn_and_sheoldred.jpg|Elesh Norn and [[Sheoldred]] are the bestest of buddies
File:Elesh_norn_fabulous.jpg|Elesh Norn has a predisposition to be FABULOUS in everything she does
File:Elesh_norn_fabulous.jpg|Elesh Norn has a predisposition to be FABULOUS in everything she does
File:Elesh_norn_lol.jpg|Every time you make an Elesh Norn thread, she loves it.  [[C.S. Goto| It pleases her]] ''immensely''
File:Elesh_norn_lol.jpg|Every time you make an Elesh Norn thread, she loves it.  [[C.S. Goto| It pleases her]] ''immensely''

Revision as of 04:53, 4 October 2013

This article contains PROMOTIONS! Don't say we didn't warn you.
Completely Canon Elesh Norn

Elesh Norn is one of the fuckawesome Praetors from the not so totally fuckawesome game Magic the Gathering.

She leads the Machine Orthodoxy, the white-aligned New Phyrexian faction that believes that Phyrexia must adhere to the teachings of the Father of Machines. Elesh Norn intends to indoctrinate everyone about the truth, even if it means flaying them, tearing them limb from limb, and reattaching the parts into a creation that is worthy of Phyrexia. She kinda like a miniature version of Khorne, Tzeentch, and the Inquisition all rolled into one. Yes she's that awesome. She also has been seemingly designated by /tg/ as the most fappable of the Praetors. Oh, sweet heresy.

In the actual game, she's a legendary creature, a really expensive one, that gives all your creature +2 to power and toughness and -2 power and toughness to your opponents. Like the rest of the praetors, the game is all but over if she comes out, though her mana cost makes a lot players shy away from using her.

Gallery