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'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
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They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
'''Eisenhorn: Xenos''' is one from the list of many video game adaptations of Warhammer that GeeDubs decided to whore out the license to any developer they can get. Anyway, the video game is an adaptation of [[Dan Abnett]]'s "Eisenhorn Trilogy" and is being developed by Pixel Hero Games (A developer known to have created only one game for the Ipad). Initially, during the time it was first announced, it was slated to be for IoS only, but recently, the game has also been announced to be for PC as well (set to be available on Steam). The game notably has '''MARK MOTHERFUCKING STRONG''' as the titular Gregor Eisenhorn, who has previously voiced the ever [[awesome]] [[Captain Titus]] from [[Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine]]. The game was released in June 2016.


== CHANNELS ==
== Gameplay ==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
Gameplay, according to GDC info, is supposed to be a mixture of Sword, Gun and psychic play. There will also be a stealth system in the case that the player will want a more non-violent route, assuming they're a [[Heresy|HERETIC]]. A true servant of the Emperor will always hack and slash their way to victory, rather than being a pussy and try to [[Raven Guard|sneak towards the finish line]] (Of course, that's just [[Administratum|the official line]]. Inquisitors have more leeway with how they can serve the Emperor. Plus you have to do a lot of sneaking if you [[Spanish Inquisition|don't want anyone to expect you]]). Players will also be able to pick two companions to aid them during missions. Though it is stated that missions will suggest which character from Eisenhorn's retinue the player should pick, likely in order to keep with the stories canon.
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
Now that the game is out, we can all enjoy the jankiest of animations, and [[bolter]]s that sound like [[Lasgun|suppressed cartoon water pistols]]. It's shit. It does a decent job of visualising a lot of elements from 40k and the novels, as well as character design, but the voice acting is very hit and miss (except for Eisenhorn, of course), and the gameplay is split between completely linear corridor running and a rather unimaginative combat system.  This is likely due to wanting to get out a simple iPhone game and failing to make a separate one for PC that pushes things much further than a phone can handle.  Instead of, y'know, copy-paste and hope for the best.


== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==  
== Links ==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.


* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
*[http://pixelherogames.com/category/news/ Pixel Hero Games news on Eisenhorn]
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=17&v=3THI4eX3j1A Teaser Gameplay Footage]
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN


GRAND DAD IS LOVE
[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Video Games]]
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
[[Category:Inquisition]]
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]][[Category: Awesome]]

Revision as of 13:19, 14 August 2020

Eisenhorn: Xenos is one from the list of many video game adaptations of Warhammer that GeeDubs decided to whore out the license to any developer they can get. Anyway, the video game is an adaptation of Dan Abnett's "Eisenhorn Trilogy" and is being developed by Pixel Hero Games (A developer known to have created only one game for the Ipad). Initially, during the time it was first announced, it was slated to be for IoS only, but recently, the game has also been announced to be for PC as well (set to be available on Steam). The game notably has MARK MOTHERFUCKING STRONG as the titular Gregor Eisenhorn, who has previously voiced the ever awesome Captain Titus from Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine. The game was released in June 2016.

Gameplay

Gameplay, according to GDC info, is supposed to be a mixture of Sword, Gun and psychic play. There will also be a stealth system in the case that the player will want a more non-violent route, assuming they're a HERETIC. A true servant of the Emperor will always hack and slash their way to victory, rather than being a pussy and try to sneak towards the finish line (Of course, that's just the official line. Inquisitors have more leeway with how they can serve the Emperor. Plus you have to do a lot of sneaking if you don't want anyone to expect you). Players will also be able to pick two companions to aid them during missions. Though it is stated that missions will suggest which character from Eisenhorn's retinue the player should pick, likely in order to keep with the stories canon.

Now that the game is out, we can all enjoy the jankiest of animations, and bolters that sound like suppressed cartoon water pistols. It's shit. It does a decent job of visualising a lot of elements from 40k and the novels, as well as character design, but the voice acting is very hit and miss (except for Eisenhorn, of course), and the gameplay is split between completely linear corridor running and a rather unimaginative combat system. This is likely due to wanting to get out a simple iPhone game and failing to make a separate one for PC that pushes things much further than a phone can handle. Instead of, y'know, copy-paste and hope for the best.

Links