Dwarf Fortress

Dorf Fortress is the best game in the world. It was created in the dawn of time by Toady One.

Dorfs

Dorfs (singular: Dorf) are awesome short beardy guys that like to dig.

Elves

Elves (singular: elf) are hippie treehuggers whose only use is elven bone bolts. for a bonus, you can open your magma death trap and kill them all.

Cats

Cats are the bane of your existence. You must slaughter all of them before they outbreed you and cause you to suffocate since all the air is filled with cats.

Carp

Carp are badass motherfuckers. The weakest of them makes Samuel L Jackson look like a crying little girl. They fucking hate Dwarves. Do not go near the RIVER. It is full of DEATH.

Elephants

Elephants are demonic creatures of the plains. They will mercilessly kill your Dwarves and then kill the Dwarves that rush out of the fortress to loot the body of their fallen comrade. Elephants never sleep or forget. They spend every moment of every day plotting the downfall of your fortress.

External links

• Dedicated wiki.
• Download it here.
• The legend of Boatmurdered.
• Development blog for Dwarf Fortress.

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  Drown the world with magma. Its the only way to be sure.