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Black-skinned and white-haired subterranean [[Elf|elves]] who are allergic to sunlight. They produce adamantine equipment(Which falls apart in sunlight, yet is bad-ass underground), take slaves, are ruled by a matriarchy that likes S&M, have magic resistance and hate normal elves. | Black-skinned and white-haired subterranean [[Elf|elves]] who are allergic to sunlight. They produce adamantine equipment(Which falls apart in sunlight, yet is bad-ass underground), take slaves, are ruled by a matriarchy that likes S&M, have magic resistance and hate normal elves. In short, they'd be fucking cool, were it not for the fact that 90% of all player character Drow will be Chaotic Good and be Rebelling Against The Evils Of Their Race, thanks to the raging hard-on underages have on [[Drizzt]]. | ||
90% of all player character Drow will be Chaotic Good and be Rebelling Against The Evils Of Their Race, thanks to the raging hard-on underages have on [[Drizzt]]. | |||
[[Eberron]]'s Drow are somewhat different, in that they have gender equality (more or less) and hang out in jungles with the Yuan-Ti. They're still a bunch of racist dicks, though. Some things never change. | |||
===See also=== | ===See also=== | ||
Revision as of 12:36, 13 June 2010
Black-skinned and white-haired subterranean elves who are allergic to sunlight. They produce adamantine equipment(Which falls apart in sunlight, yet is bad-ass underground), take slaves, are ruled by a matriarchy that likes S&M, have magic resistance and hate normal elves. In short, they'd be fucking cool, were it not for the fact that 90% of all player character Drow will be Chaotic Good and be Rebelling Against The Evils Of Their Race, thanks to the raging hard-on underages have on Drizzt.
Eberron's Drow are somewhat different, in that they have gender equality (more or less) and hang out in jungles with the Yuan-Ti. They're still a bunch of racist dicks, though. Some things never change.
See also
- Unified Setting/Drow Arctic merchant vikings who ride giant lobsters. But still with black skin and white hair.