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{{stub}}[[Image:DrizztDoUrden.jpg|thumb|right]]'''Drizzt Do'Urden''' is the [[Drow]] [[elf]] protagonist of several of R.A. Salvatore's [[Forgotten Realms]] novels. He is well known and hated on /tg/ for being the origin of the "Good Drow fighting to prove themselves worthy despite the sins of their kin while dual-wielding scimitars" stereotype used as a template to create characters by hundreds upon thousands of pathetically unoriginal idiots the world over. He is also commonly described as a [[Mary Sue]], although the actual character is no less a Sue than your average non-evil drow (which was somewhat original before Salvatore came around). The hate for him most likely stems from quite legitimate [[rage]] at the bona fide Sues that were spawned by his existence. | {{stub}}[[Image:DrizztDoUrden.jpg|thumb|right]]'''Drizzt Do'Urden''' is the [[Drow]] [[elf]] protagonist of several of R.A. Salvatore's [[Forgotten Realms]] novels. He is well known and hated on /tg/ for being the origin of the "[[faggot|Good Drow fighting to prove themselves worthy despite the sins of their kin while dual-wielding scimitars" stereotype used as a template to create characters by hundreds upon thousands of pathetically unoriginal idiots the world over]]. He is also commonly described as a [[Mary Sue]], although the actual character is no less a Sue than your average non-evil drow (which was somewhat original before Salvatore came around). The hate for him most likely stems from quite legitimate [[rage]] at the bona fide Sues that were spawned by his existence. | ||
==Ok, so why is this son of a bitch so popular?== | ==Ok, so why is this son of a bitch so popular?== | ||
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Drizzt Do'Urden is the Drow elf protagonist of several of R.A. Salvatore's Forgotten Realms novels. He is well known and hated on /tg/ for being the origin of the "Good Drow fighting to prove themselves worthy despite the sins of their kin while dual-wielding scimitars" stereotype used as a template to create characters by hundreds upon thousands of pathetically unoriginal idiots the world over. He is also commonly described as a Mary Sue, although the actual character is no less a Sue than your average non-evil drow (which was somewhat original before Salvatore came around). The hate for him most likely stems from quite legitimate rage at the bona fide Sues that were spawned by his existence.
Ok, so why is this son of a bitch so popular?
- Drizzt is a unique and beautiful snowflake.
- He has lavender eyes, making him popular among ladies.
- Drow are hot, and Drizzt is a drow- therefore we can safely conclude that Drizzt is hot.
- He hangs out with dorfs.
- He kills demons and isn't afraid of anything.
Note to Reader
The last point is completeley wrong. Elves(and especially Drow) are complete mother fucking sissies. The last point is included because the canon says so.By the he's only fearless 'cause no one would buy a book where the main character is fucking pussie who squeals at the sight of a fucking mouse.