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Image:Dragonborn_anonib_(2).jpg|Apparently, Argonians are Dragonborn too. Hurr.
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Image:Dragonborn_anonib_(3).jpg|Oh look, another Argonian!
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Image:Dragonborn_anonib_(4).jpg|Argonian
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Image:Dragonborn_anonib_(6).jpg|Lusty Argonian maid indeed.
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Image:Dragonborn_anonib_(7).jpg|Spears don't work that way, Silly Argonian maid.
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Image:Dragonborn_anonib_(8).jpg|Oh yeah, polish it.
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Image:Dragonborn_anonib_(9).jpg|Argonians have tits too.
Image:Dragonborn tits.jpg|Oh look, an [[-4 Str|awful meme]] as well.  
Image:Dragonborn tits.jpg|Oh look, an [[-4 Str|awful meme]] as well.  
Image:Dragontits color.jpg|Just look at this [[furry]] shit.  
Image:Dragontits color.jpg|Just look at this [[furry]] shit.  

Revision as of 02:10, 13 September 2008

Dragonborn are a race from Dungeons and Dragons Fourth Edition. They are usually used as an excuse to image dump scaly porn. Because of their stats Dragonborn make the best Paladins.

It is theorized on /tg/ that Dragonborn have tits because they are 4th edition D&D's in-universe version of furries. Their breasts were self-polymorphed onto them because they are deviants who want to look like humans and other titted races. It's a lifestyle for them, not just a fetish.

Inexplicably, Dragonborn are described as maturing very quickly compared to humans, reaching the same level of development as a ten year old human child at the tender age of three, and then going on to reach adulthood at the incredibly early age of... fifteen. Exactly the same age as was given for human adulthood in 3e (unspecified in 4e). Huh.

Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to their rough, scale covered tits.

Gallery

  • I'm an adventurer!

    I'm an adventurer!

  • Apparently, Argonians are Dragonborn too. Hurr.

    Apparently, Argonians are Dragonborn too. Hurr.

  • Oh look, another Argonian!

    Oh look, another Argonian!

  • Argonian

    Argonian

  • Lusty Argonian maid indeed.

    Lusty Argonian maid indeed.

  • Spears don't work that way, Silly Argonian maid.

    Spears don't work that way, Silly Argonian maid.

  • Oh yeah, polish it.

    Oh yeah, polish it.

  • Argonians have tits too.

    Argonians have tits too.

  • Oh look, an awful meme as well.

    Oh look, an awful meme as well.

  • Just look at this furry shit.

    Just look at this furry shit.

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