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Dragons are mythical creatures found all around the world, possibly inspired by various sources such as giant lizards and snakes, but also dinosaur bones and simple tall-tales from travelers in distant lands. Dragons are often keepers of treasure and knowledge, symbols of earthly power, rebirth and fire. In Asia, Dragons are often regarded as bringers of good luck, while in Europe the dragon became associated with the devil and Satan, mainly through references in the Bible.


Dragons are lizard-like in appearance, and can usually fly, although serpentine, wingless and legless versions of dragons are also known. Another feature common in portrayals of dragons is that they can breathe fire or poison.
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Because of their majestic, fantastic nature, Dragons are a staple of much fantasy fiction and games. One of the most well known dragons is Smaug, from [[Tolkien]]'s The Hobbit. The vast majority of later portrayals of dragons in fiction was based on Smaug, who in turn had been inspired by dragons like Fafnir, from the Völsunga Saga the dragon from Beowulf and so on.
Because of their majestic, fantastic nature, Dragons are a staple of much fantasy fiction and games. One of the most well known dragons is Smaug, from [[Tolkien]]'s The Hobbit. The vast majority of later portrayals of dragons in fiction was based on Smaug, who in turn had been inspired by dragons like Fafnir, from the Völsunga Saga the dragon from Beowulf and so on.


Dragons are one of the main selling points of the [[Dungeons & Dragons]] game, to the point that the 4th edition includes a draconian race called [[Dragonborn]], intended for players who "want to look like a dragon".  But they are retarded because their females have boobs, and that makes no sense since only mammals can have boobs (indeed, having boobs/nipples is what separates mammals from every other kind of animal) and dragons are reptiles <s>but maybe they don't have nipples, just fleshy nutrient sacs to support the physiological strain of childbirth, because making milk only matters after baby, the entire rest of the boob is for MAKING baby</s>.  Thus 4th edition is retarded.
Dragons are one of the main selling points of the [[Dungeons & Dragons]] game, to the point that the 4th edition includes a draconian race called [[Dragonborn]], intended for players who "want to look like a dragon".  But they are retarded because their females have boobs, and that makes no sense since only mammals can have boobs (indeed, having boobs/nipples is what separates mammals from every other kind of animal) and dragons are reptiles <s>but maybe they don't have nipples, just fleshy nutrient sacs to support the physiological strain of childbirth, because making milk only matters after baby, the entire rest of the boob is for MAKING baby</s>.  Thus 4th edition is retarded.
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[[Dragon kind]] and [[Half-Dragons]] are basically the confirmation of the rule that dragons can mate with anything, just like humans, fiends, celestials, slaadi, mordons/inevitables/formians, and gribbly abominations from the far realm. We now permit you to take a break to use the brain oxi-clean provided to you by Billy May's ghost to scrub any mental images you may have of a human, dragon, angel, balor, black slaad, formian queen or-OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD-EMPEROR THE MENTAL IMAGE!!!!
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There are also 'Dragon Riders' (and that's literal riders, in case you didn't use enough brain bleach just 5 nanoseconds ago) but they're really just pussy knights that just pilot the Dragons and let them fight for them, occasionally dismounting to deliver a finishing blow or give a pompous bullshit speech. (Except for [[Viking]] Dragon Riders, hardcore shit right there)  
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[[Johnniass Dragonraper]] is known to rape a dragon on occasion.
[[Johnniass Dragonraper]] is known to rape a dragon on occasion.
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Dragons have appeared since the beginning in Warhammer Fantasy, but they're one of the most vaguely defined parts of the lore. They will ally themselves with the [[High Elves]] and be used as powerful, and in game terms, expensive, mounts for elven lords. Aside from being intelligent, there's not much stated about them. Some dragons have also been corrupted by [[Chaos]] and fight alongside the [[Warriors of Chaos]]. In both cases, they are made out to be among the most powerful monsters in the setting, and their stats live up to it, with only few models, including Greater Daemons, having a chance at beating them.
Dragons have appeared since the beginning in Warhammer Fantasy, but they're one of the most vaguely defined parts of the lore. They will ally themselves with the [[High Elves]] and be used as powerful, and in game terms, expensive, mounts for elven lords. Aside from being intelligent, there's not much stated about them. Some dragons have also been corrupted by [[Chaos]] and fight alongside the [[Warriors of Chaos]]. In both cases, they are made out to be among the most powerful monsters in the setting, and their stats live up to it, with only few models, including Greater Daemons, having a chance at beating them.


[[Storm of Magic]] introduce "Emperor dragons", huge dragons that are arguably the most powerful units in the book. Emperor dragons not allied with Chaos can also be upgraded all the way up to level four sorcerers, in addition to having nearly all 9s across their statline.
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Proin sem augue, pharetra ut turpis eu, aliquet euismod massa. Proin tempus, nisi sit amet ultrices bibendum, risus orci sodales tortor, nec iaculis orci elit in eros. Fusce ullamcorper vel nisl non aliquam. Sed id cursus libero, fringilla consectetur mauris. Proin vitae eros vehicula, eleifend libero quis, dignissim enim. Donec eleifend felis non leo porta, vel semper purus condimentum. Donec in tempus sem, dictum vehicula arcu. Sed nec dapibus leo. Morbi ullamcorper elit vel sagittis lacinia. Donec elit odio, commodo eget libero vitae, porttitor accumsan lectus.
 
Duis ac tincidunt tortor. Donec feugiat odio nec orci adipiscing condimentum. Mauris quis mauris ac nibh consectetur convallis et sed diam. Proin sapien dolor, porttitor vitae  the book. Emperor dragons not allied with Chaos can also be upgraded all the way up to level four sorcerers, in addition to having nearly all 9s across their statline.


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Revision as of 20:09, 7 September 2013

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Proin sem augue, pharetra ut turpis eu, aliquet euismod massa. Proin tempus, nisi sit amet ultrices bibendum, risus orci sodales tortor, nec iaculis orci elit in eros. Fusce ullamcorper vel nisl non aliquam. Sed id cursus libero, fringilla consectetur mauris. Proin vitae eros vehicula, eleifend libero quis, dignissim enim. Donec eleifend felis non leo porta, vel semper purus condimentum. Donec in tempus sem, dictum vehicula arcu. Sed nec dapibus leo. Morbi ullamcorper elit vel sagittis lacinia. Donec elit odio, commodo eget libero vitae, porttitor accumsan lectus.

Duis ac tincidunt tortor. Donec feugiat odio nec orci adipiscing condimentum. Mauris quis mauris ac nibh consectetur convallis et sed diam. Proin sapien dolor, porttitor vitae ure common in portrayals of dragons is that they can breathe fire or poison.

Because of their majestic, fantastic nature, Dragons are a staple of much fantasy fiction and games. One of the most well known dragons is Smaug, from Tolkien's The Hobbit. The vast majority of later portrayals of dragons in fiction was based on Smaug, who in turn had been inspired by dragons like Fafnir, from the Völsunga Saga the dragon from Beowulf and so on.

Dragons are one of the main selling points of the Dungeons & Dragons game, to the point that the 4th edition includes a draconian race called Dragonborn, intended for players who "want to look like a dragon". But they are retarded because their females have boobs, and that makes no sense since only mammals can have boobs (indeed, having boobs/nipples is what separates mammals from every other kind of animal) and dragons are reptiles but maybe they don't have nipples, just fleshy nutrient sacs to support the physiological strain of childbirth, because making milk only matters after baby, the entire rest of the boob is for MAKING baby. Thus 4th edition is retarded. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Phasellus non erat hendrerit, adipiscing lectus vel, commodo nisl. Duis non malesuada magna. Quisque rhoncus, odio id malesuada gravida, nibh ligula accumsan diam, vel blandit nulla magna eu risus. Praesent vel pellentesque nisi. Suspendisse potenti. Etiam condimentum faucibus mauris, a tincidunt quam tempor et. Curabitur mauris quam, euismod a sagittis bibendum, pellentesque vitae libero. Donec venenatis rutrum libero at gravida. Sed in lorem iaculis, dictum diam sed, condimentum leo. Mauris nisi nisi, sodales vel ultrices quis, placerat nec diam. Sed et aliquam augue.

Proin sem augue, pharetra ut turpis eu, aliquet euismod massa. Proin tempus, nisi sit amet ultrices bibendum, risus orci sodales tortor, nec iaculis orci elit in eros. Fusce ullamcorper vel nisl non aliquam. Sed id cursus libero, fringilla consectetur mauris. Proin vitae eros vehicula, eleifend libero quis, dignissim enim. Donec eleifend felis non leo porta, vel semper purus condimentum. Donec in tempus sem, dictum vehicula arcu. Sed nec dapibus leo. Morbi ullamcorper elit vel sagittis lacinia. Donec elit odio, commodo eget libero vitae, porttitor accumsan lectus.

Duis ac tincidunt tortor. Donec feugiat odio nec orci adipiscing condimentum. Mauris quis mauris ac nibh consectetur convallis et sed diam. Proin sapien dolor, porttitor vitae r give a pompous bullshit speech. (Except for Viking Dragon Riders, hardcore shit right there)

Johnniass Dragonraper is known to rape a dragon on occasion.

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Warhammer

Dragons have appeared since the beginning in Warhammer Fantasy, but they're one of the most vaguely defined parts of the lore. They will ally themselves with the High Elves and be used as powerful, and in game terms, expensive, mounts for elven lords. Aside from being intelligent, there's not much stated about them. Some dragons have also been corrupted by Chaos and fight alongside the Warriors of Chaos. In both cases, they are made out to be among the most powerful monsters in the setting, and their stats live up to it, with only few models, including Greater Daemons, having a chance at beating them.

Storm of Magic introduce "Emperor dragons", huge dragons that are arguably the most powerful units Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Phasellus non erat hendrerit, adipiscing lectus vel, commodo nisl. Duis non malesuada magna. Quisque rhoncus, odio id malesuada gravida, nibh ligula accumsan diam, vel blandit nulla magna eu risus. Praesent vel pellentesque nisi. Suspendisse potenti. Etiam condimentum faucibus mauris, a tincidunt quam tempor et. Curabitur mauris quam, euismod a sagittis bibendum, pellentesque vitae libero. Donec venenatis rutrum libero at gravida. Sed in lorem iaculis, dictum diam sed, condimentum leo. Mauris nisi nisi, sodales vel ultrices quis, placerat nec diam. Sed et aliquam augue.

Proin sem augue, pharetra ut turpis eu, aliquet euismod massa. Proin tempus, nisi sit amet ultrices bibendum, risus orci sodales tortor, nec iaculis orci elit in eros. Fusce ullamcorper vel nisl non aliquam. Sed id cursus libero, fringilla consectetur mauris. Proin vitae eros vehicula, eleifend libero quis, dignissim enim. Donec eleifend felis non leo porta, vel semper purus condimentum. Donec in tempus sem, dictum vehicula arcu. Sed nec dapibus leo. Morbi ullamcorper elit vel sagittis lacinia. Donec elit odio, commodo eget libero vitae, porttitor accumsan lectus.

Duis ac tincidunt tortor. Donec feugiat odio nec orci adipiscing condimentum. Mauris quis mauris ac nibh consectetur convallis et sed diam. Proin sapien dolor, porttitor vitae the book. Emperor dragons not allied with Chaos can also be upgraded all the way up to level four sorcerers, in addition to having nearly all 9s across their statline.

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