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== Warhammer Fantasy == | == Warhammer Fantasy == | ||
Inhabit and Dominate the Warhammer World's analouge to North America, this might tell you something on how GW views the Colonies. Their population is concentrated in six major cities. | Inhabit and Dominate the Warhammer World's analouge to North America, this might tell you something on how GW views the Colonies. Their population is concentrated in six major cities, but there are other namely the Black arks. | ||
These are massive cities floating by magic cast by the witch-king himself, where the arks go, things burn and slaves are taken to Naggaroth with all the otherv fat lewt, in short dont mess with the corsairs. | |||
Then we have the shades Aka "Idiots that live in the wilderness full of beasts that chaos dragons think twice before fucking with" | |||
They are also the biggest dicks, War of the beard? oh we raided the dwarven caravans that started it all *Mad cackle* "JUST AS PLANNED" | |||
Also, the more crazy yoou are the higher up you are, The black guard is taught to chop everything in 3 pieces from the age of 5 and the Executioners of Har gareth and witch elves? Pray to your pathetic gods, the servants of Khaine is coming and ice and ruin follows. | |||
And apparently males are forbidden to use magic since Malkeiths mum said that he would one day be killed by one, not like everyone cares but its probably an plot from her to take the throne (Die already Morathi) | |||
Among their traits is that their nobles ride exothermic carnivorous reptiles into battle. This is weird since their homeland is quite chilly, so you would think that they would be sluggish and inefficient mounts. | Among their traits is that their nobles ride exothermic carnivorous reptiles into battle. This is weird since their homeland is quite chilly, so you would think that they would be sluggish and inefficient mounts. | ||
Revision as of 09:45, 4 March 2012
Elves that have most/all of the the following features...
- Dark Grey coloured skin and white hair
- Overt surpemacist ideology
- Slavocratic Economic systems
- Chronic Backstabbing Disorder
- A fondness for spikes in everything, from fashion to architecture
- Live Underground
- A thing for BDSM
Warhammer Fantasy
Inhabit and Dominate the Warhammer World's analouge to North America, this might tell you something on how GW views the Colonies. Their population is concentrated in six major cities, but there are other namely the Black arks. These are massive cities floating by magic cast by the witch-king himself, where the arks go, things burn and slaves are taken to Naggaroth with all the otherv fat lewt, in short dont mess with the corsairs.
Then we have the shades Aka "Idiots that live in the wilderness full of beasts that chaos dragons think twice before fucking with" They are also the biggest dicks, War of the beard? oh we raided the dwarven caravans that started it all *Mad cackle* "JUST AS PLANNED"
Also, the more crazy yoou are the higher up you are, The black guard is taught to chop everything in 3 pieces from the age of 5 and the Executioners of Har gareth and witch elves? Pray to your pathetic gods, the servants of Khaine is coming and ice and ruin follows. And apparently males are forbidden to use magic since Malkeiths mum said that he would one day be killed by one, not like everyone cares but its probably an plot from her to take the throne (Die already Morathi)
Among their traits is that their nobles ride exothermic carnivorous reptiles into battle. This is weird since their homeland is quite chilly, so you would think that they would be sluggish and inefficient mounts.
See also
Dark Eldar Dark Elves IN SPAAACE
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