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==Special Characters==
<s>At least the Dark Eldar actually have playable special characters now:</s> HAHA - not anymore! As of the 7th ed codex, the Deldar lost a good half of their special characters.
===Survivors===
*[[Urien Rakarth]], a hyper-evolved Pavi Largo.
*[[Drazhar]], the Master of Blades, who's strongly suggested is the fallen [[Phoenix Lord]] of the Striking Scorpions aspect.
*[[Lelith Hesperax]], an oversexed gladiatrix/snuff-film porn starlet so badass her fucking hair counts as a power weapon (srsly, so much implied masturbation in her profile, it's not even funny).


== Dating a Dark Eldar ==
== Dating a Dark Eldar ==

Revision as of 13:54, 8 January 2015

"Think occasionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight." - Albert Schweitzer

The Dark Eldar are the villainous counterparts of the Eldar, who followed the horrific depravity that saw the Eldar Empire destroyed. Hailing from Port Commorragh in the Webway, the Dark Eldar spirit out from the shadows to take slaves to commit unspeakable atrocities on whoever they capture.

In short, they're the most evil race in Warhammer 40,000, which is a hell of an accomplishment. Their lives revolve around sadistic torture, making them a sort of cross between the cenobites from hellraiser and the reavers from fireflly. They are mainly pirates, though are sometimes used as mercenaries.

History

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Dating a Dark Eldar

Likes Dislikes
  • "Playthings"
  • Latex
  • Leather
  • Whips
  • Hardcore, ballbusting Sex
  • Drugs
  • Rock'n'Roll
  • S/M
  • Holes
  • Rods
  • Sunshine
  • Puppies
  • Flowers
  • John Denver
  • Sobriety
  • "Vanilla" sex
  • Erectile Dysfunction
  • Prudishness
  • R&B music
  • Weak constitutions

Gallery

  • Kill like a DEldar, DEldar.

    Kill like a DEldar, DEldar.

  • Buying this CD is Heresy! Download it from torrent.

    Buying this CD is Heresy! Download it from torrent.

  • No, no, you got it right the first time.

    No, no, you got it right the first time.

  • Oh, that wacky Vect.

    Oh, that wacky Vect.

  • "Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it."

    "Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it."

  • He's only a gimp but he's not that funny.

    He's only a gimp but he's not that funny.

  • Your daily commute in Commorragh, except everyone's an elf-rapist, the pistols shoot poison that can kill robots, and the chicks are soul-sucking crack whore gladiators.

    Your daily commute in Commorragh, except everyone's an elf-rapist, the pistols shoot poison that can kill robots, and the chicks are soul-sucking crack whore gladiators.

  • Some armies clad their dedicated combat units in armor that covers more than areolas and genitals. Some armies are for pussies.

    Some armies clad their dedicated combat units in armor that covers more than areolas and genitals. Some armies are for pussies.

  • Mercy? Interesting word, I always wanted to know its meaning.

    Mercy? Interesting word, I always wanted to know its meaning.

  • What is up?

    What is up?

  • Fucking Pony nonsense... Fucking with... Sense of... What were we talking about?

    Fucking Pony nonsense... Fucking with... Sense of... What were we talking about?

  • Combat drugs: Not even once.

    Combat drugs: Not even once.

  • If an army of evil space-dominatrices squared off against an army of semi-heroic space nuns, who would win? We don't care its HAWT.

    If an army of evil space-dominatrices squared off against an army of semi-heroic space nuns, who would win? We don't care its HAWT.

  • ...but at least you can't call them quitters! Keep fucking that chicken!

    ...but at least you can't call them quitters! Keep fucking that chicken!

See Also

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