Cybering

Talking with another human being online with the intent of roleplaying sex with them.

Blood Ninja

A very amusing meme (I put on my robe and wizard hat) was started in a cybering session.

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• bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

• BritneySpears14: Aight.

• bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

• BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

• bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

• BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

• bloodninja: Me too baby.

• BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

• bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

• BritneySpears14: Hey...

• bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

• BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

• bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

• BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

• bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

• bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

• BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

• bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

• bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

• bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

• bloodninja: Baby?

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• BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

• eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

• BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

• eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

• BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

• BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

• eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

• BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

• eminemBNJA: Oh ****

• BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

• eminemBNJA: Oh ****

• eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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