Commorragh Slaves

Human:I thought the Dark Eldar won't do anything among you folks since you're related.
Eldar:Naive assumption from you Humans, but our cousins lust after the pain of others...especially if it's a Howling Banshee, get your earplugs on; if they choose you, prepare your buttocks.
Tau:Maybe if I talk about the Greater Good they may relent?
Human:Shut the fuck up Weeaboo you make everything worse!
Eldar:Never thought I would agree with a Human.
Tau:Okay :(

Slaves in Commorragh come from all areas of the Galaxy and it is perhaps the worst place you could possibly be. Of all the horrors of the 41st Millennium there is none worse than being taken alive by the Dark Eldar. Some say that it is better to be killed outright than to be hauled back to Commorragh. Not even the likes of Chaos can save your sorry ass once the Dark Eldar have made you their personal butt-slave.

The role of a slave in the battlefield (You should already know what Dark Eldar do to slaves on their off hours) is to act as cannon fodder, collect souls, and/or other menial tasks that Dark Eldar are too lazy to do (as seen in Dawn of War), such as sucking the Archon's dick on his personal pimp mobile. However, being a prisoner for some means little in the way of labor and many hours of boredom, perhaps on the deck of a Raider or Ravager whilst waiting for further punishment.

Official model from GW. Yes those Slaves have eyebrows as thick as your forearm. Yes, they don't even have a proper six pack. Yes, they're painted several layers way too many. Yes, one of them is actually cockeyed. And no, none of them are even remotely attractive. Thanks GeeDubs.

Usually, life as a slave is tough shit and the worst part is, the Dark Eldar try their utter best to keep you alive so long as you continue to suffer. Young human children are often considered the best types of slaves for the Dark Eldar, but Tau and even other Eldar are considered fair game. Most Eldar females won't even think about slavery being done by their darker kin as the mere thought of it gives them the shivers and constant shame that the Dark Eldar are still related to them.

Ork slaves are unheard of due to the fact that Orks aren't susceptible to pain and the very fact that they will most likely end up snapping the back of their owners more then anything else. It is unknown what the Dark Eldar think of Tyranids but chances are that they will try to find a way around it to make it possible to rape one. But considering the fact that Dark Eldar are the most likely army in eviscerating Tyranid players like there's no tomorrow, the possibility is more likely than you think.

On the tabletop, Slaves are nothing more then decorations. We wish were making this up but it seems that Games Workshop just made the Slaves so they could have a shitty excuse to model scantly clad women in chains. Unfortunately, due to GeeDub's overall lack of competence, the Slave models are ugly as sin. Seriously, their heads and face is so disproportionate, that it is just plain awkward to look at, let alone jack off to it. How GW manage to fuck up even unarmed and simple modeled Slaves is a testament to their Fail.

Well...okay, maybe there are some uses for a Slave. Though of little practical use on the battlefield, you might even consider using them as Pain Tokens or Objective Markers. Sooooo......yay I guess?