Chaos BBQ Cook-Off

July 12 of every year Chaos is undivided for a yearly cook-off.

Its a day of "games", concerts, orgies, and some damn good food.

Facts

• The most popular "game" at the event is "Toss the Guardsman". Kharn is still by far the crowd favorite. What a great guy.

• Tzeentch makes a mean BBQ chicken...No seriously that's the most pissed off chicken ever, you wouldn't blame him.

• There is a popular adopt a nurgling booth set up every year.

• There is also a just as popular "adopt" a daemonette booth.

• Slaanesh was quite pissed that his/her/it's daemonettes lost in the beauty pagent to one of Khorne's Khornettes, the Blood God laughed his ass off with Nurgle whose's daemonette actually got second.

• There is a raffle for an autographed picture of Doombreed.(Hint, hint GW!)

• Never let one of the Thousand Sons near a cotten-candy machine, it isn't pretty.

• Unless you're a worshipper of Nurgle, never try out "ANY" of their cuisines. Results aren't pretty and Very messy.

• Unless you have a strong stomach, never try out "ANY" of Doomrider's cooking. Whatever he cooks up has impossible amounts of Cocaine.

• If you're Kaldor Draigo, you know what to do.

• If your even here your here. Run fast, Slaanesh will be after you quickly.