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*Unless you have a strong stomach, never try out "'''ANY'''" of [[Doomrider]]'s cooking. Whatever he cooks up has impossible amounts of Cocaine. | *Unless you have a strong stomach, never try out "'''ANY'''" of [[Doomrider]]'s cooking. Whatever he cooks up has impossible amounts of Cocaine. | ||
*If you're [[Kaldor Draigo]], you know what to do. | |||
Revision as of 08:46, 8 June 2012
July 12 of every year Chaos is undivided for a yearly cook-off.
Its a day of "games", concerts, orgies, and some damn good food.
Facts
- The most popular "game" at the event is "Toss the Guardsman". Kharn is still by far the crowd favorite. What a great guy.
- Tzeentch makes a mean BBQ chicken...No seriously that's the most pissed off chicken ever, you wouldn't blame him.
- There is a popular adopt a nurgling booth set up every year.
- There is also a just as popular "adopt" a daemonette booth.
- Slaanesh was quite pissed that his/her/it's daemonettes lost in the beauty pagent to one of Khorne's Khornettes, the Blood God laughed his ass off with Nurgle whose's daemonette actually got second.
- Never let one of the Thousand Sons near a cotten-candy machine, it isn't pretty.
- Unless you're a worshipper of Nurgle, never try out "ANY" of their cuisines. Results aren't pretty and Very messy.
- Unless you have a strong stomach, never try out "ANY" of Doomrider's cooking. Whatever he cooks up has impossible amounts of Cocaine.
- If you're Kaldor Draigo, you know what to do.