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== Quotes ==
== Quotes ==
*“''I’ll toughen you up, or use you up. Perhaps both, as the Imperium requires''”– Lord General Castor
So we don't have to list down every single thing he says, someone with a lot of spare time has kindly compiled every famous quote of Castor [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OZoD4sKKsc here].
*"''We live to FIGHT and we FIGHT to LIVE, RIGHT HERE!''"– Lord General Castor trying to inspire his guardsmen.
*"''..Because I'M in COMMAND, that's WHY!''"– Lord General Castor, after having his Lt. question his orders.
*"''Make. them. SUFFER.''"– Lord General Castor, about to fry a Heretic's ass off with a Melta-gun.
*"''No time to aim, just to fire!''" - A typical statement from the Lord General.
*"''Fight for your lives, men!''" - Castor being Captain Obvious, srsly wouldn't you be fighting for your life the moment you were drafted to the guard?
*"''There are none like it, and this one is MINE.''" - Castor cargo-shipping his long-las.


== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==

Revision as of 06:08, 25 June 2011

Lord General Castor....Baahhh!

Lord General Freddie "Mercury" Castor is the Imperial commander of the Cadian forces sent to fix all the weird shit going on in sub-sector Aurelia.

Retribution

After hearing many reports of Aurelia's frequent problems and the Imperial Guardsmen's inability to get shit done, Castor decided that enough was enough and decided to take matters into his own hands. Accompanying him were Inquisitor Andrastia and LORD Commissar Bernn. He later met up with Sergeant Merrick after he was incapacitated during a Tyranid ambush (Which he joked that Merrick may still be "salvageable"). After killing the Tyranid Hive Tyrant and adding its head to his ridiculously enormous collection of trophies, he was informed that the Ordo Malleus would perform Exterminatus on the entire sub-sector (Ordered by the corrupted Chapter Master Azariah Kyras). Castor assisted Andrastia in her investigation. After finding evidence of Kyras' corruption, they proceeded to travel to the planet Typhon to confront Kyras for his HERESY. After killing the Eldar stationed there, they discovered, too late, from Kyras, that the Eldar were actually preventing the Exterminatus fleet from entering the sub-sector. So after escaping the planet, teleporting to a space hulk and escaping from said space hulk, Castor finally confronted the now transformed Mega-Uber Daemon Prince Kyras in the dead world of Cyrene. After a SHORT battle (Seriously the massive Guard army Castor brings makes it piss easy), Kyras is defeated.

About Castor

Castor is arrogant, cocksure, sarcastic, laid back and a huge glory-hog. He has the voice of a upper-class Englishman, and has the looks and, sometimes, mannerisms of a big game hunter. He has absolutely no qualms of sending countless guardsmen to their deaths just so that he could make another gargantuan effort to move his weapon cabinet six inches closer to the enemy base. He does this for the lulz. He has a fetish for collecting dangerous creatures and xenos heads (particularly Tyranids) for his impossibly fuckehuge collection. Despite being seen as a proud, boastful and quite clueless general, he is very intelligent and cunning. He even knew that Kyras was on Cyrene, due to the fact that Cyrene had already undergone Exterminatus and was therefore passed over by the currently operating Exterminatus fleet.

Having lost his left arm, he replaced it with a bionic replacement that allows him to wield weapons like sniper rifles, bolter rifles, or plasma guns with only one hand. He also has a sabre.

Quotes

So we don't have to list down every single thing he says, someone with a lot of spare time has kindly compiled every famous quote of Castor here.

Trivia

  • He's voiced by Richard Doyle. Quite known as the voice of Ulyoath and Pious Augustus from Eternal Darkness, The Fury and Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid, Enoch from Ben 10 and Moebius from The Legacy of Kain.
  • He may be descended from Blackadder's General Melchett. Which may explain his habit of sending millions of guardsmen to their death's.
  • He has a mustache that would make the majority of Imperial commanders jealous.
  • He's Creed's second cousin.
  • He can invoke Tactical Genius and troll anyone who isn't on his side.
  • Lost his left arm after having it eaten by a Hydraphant Bio-titan during the battle of Philippinia VII.
  • Aforementioned Hydraphant Bio-titan's head is now on his Trophy wall.
  • Has an Impossibly HUEG Trophy Room.
  • Said Trophy Room has the head of every single Tyranid species/sub-species ever encountered by the Imperium.. EVER.