Butthurt

"You... you never let me play my half-dragon half-drow vampire swordmage!"

Butthurt is an emotional state consisting of frustration, angst and a general attitude of "IT'S NOT FAIR!". As you may have guessed, nobody wants to be Butthurt, to the extent that the word is itself an insult, meant to indicate that one's opponent in a debate is hysterical or immature.

Signs of people who are or are soon going to be butthurt are:

• A DM whose Railroading has gone wrong.
• Players who get a "Rocks fall & everyone dies!!!1!!one!" .
• A DM whose players "don't understand" their "story".
• Anyone whose character got caught in a trap that is save-vs-death.
• A Chaotic Stupid character called out on their "LOL I stab Paladin so randum" bullshit.
• A paladin who's about to fall because of a "baby or the mother?" moral dilemma.
• A Tau army on an urban/space-hulk battlefield. Double points if fighting Tyranids or Orks.
• Furries. "STOP THE FURSECUTION!"
• People who hate the latest edition of any rules system.
• People who like the latest edition of any rules system.
• Anyone who accuses a publishing company of one or more of the following:
  • in it only for the money, or otherwise accusations of being "whores"
  • forcing people to buy new books to replace the ones they've been enjoying for years
  • catering to the people who've never played before
  • changing a pen-and-paper game to be more like a video game
• People who repeatedly embarrass themselves by not knowing the meanings of the words they are using.
• People who keep refreshing a wiki page to make sure they can undo someone else's edit immediately.
• Skub lovers haters FUCK YOU SKUB IS AWESOME. Shuttup skubfag. WE CAN KEEP THIS UP FOREVER, GLORY TO THE SKUB. QUIET, HERETICS!*BLAM* Skub is okay.
• ANYONE fighting against 5th Edition Blood Angels and is suddenly having Dreadnoughts fall from the sky around them.
• Serious business Neckbeards (who risk going into convulsions if they don't get a 200% dose of grimdark on the hour every hour) looking at the Tau, Noblebright or Reasonable/pretty/Silly/etc Marines articles.

Trivia

• | One of the earliest known examples of Butthurt occurred in the First World War, where the Germans accused Americans of war crimes for using Winchester 1897s to clear trenches, instead of ineffectual stabbing with bayonets.

• An even earlier example of Butthurt occurred during the American Civil War when Hard-drinkin' Grant and Pimphand Sherman handed the South can after can of assrape, resulting in what "South Will Rise Again" bitches call Lost Cause--which is actually just Butthurt that keeps on hurting even to this day.

• The biggest example of Butthurt was when Dubldrop was Ownd by Dubspecter in the Big Tooth DJ Competition.

• Another one big Example is When Dubldrop was to noob and got beat at speed editing this text cuz he wanted to change the upper text at his advantage but totally lost

• The mightiest of all examples is when an unknown force of nature did not even apply to the B.Y.O.B competition because he was already booked for that night, at a halloween party in the middle of bloody november!

• ^^^^^^ He's actually pretty bad ^^^^^^