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*The Green Knight and his one true love, Sir Gawain. | *The Green Knight and his one true love, Sir Gawain. | ||
*Miles O'Keefe (Who is also Sir Gawain) | |||
*The Lady of the Lake | *The Lady of the Lake | ||
*John Cleese and the Monty Pythons | *John Cleese and the Monty Pythons | ||
*Sean Connery | *Sean Connery (Who is also the Green Knight) | ||
*Tony Blair | *Tony Blair | ||
*Gordon Brown | *Gordon Brown |
Revision as of 09:19, 26 October 2009
It's Arthurian legend made Warhammeresque, with clean, mighty knights and dirty, undernourished peasants. They worship the Lady of the Lake who may or may not be secretly a wood elf. They manage to survive despite being right next to the gun-totting Empire by giving their knights he ability to pray to their Goddess, causing bullets to miss their target.
They have no less then three kinds of knights plus a unit of fast cav. They also have peasants which for the most part are just cannon fodder. Except for those guys who carry around a dead knight.
They're French, which would explain why they've never entered a noteworthy fight victoriously or without hiding behind their manly cousins, the Empire.
As they're French, they are also Masters of the Art of Insult.
Notable Characters:
- Graham Chapman (Who is also King Arthur)
- The Green Knight and his one true love, Sir Gawain.
- Miles O'Keefe (Who is also Sir Gawain)
- The Lady of the Lake
- John Cleese and the Monty Pythons
- Sean Connery (Who is also the Green Knight)
- Tony Blair
- Gordon Brown