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*Graham Chapman (Who is also King Arthur)
*Graham Chapman (Who is also King Arthur)
*The Green Knight and his one true love, Sir Gawain.
*The Green Knight and his one true love, Sir Gawain.
*Miles O'Keefe (Who is also Sir Gawain)
*The Lady of the Lake
*The Lady of the Lake
*John Cleese and the Monty Pythons
*John Cleese and the Monty Pythons
*Sean Connery
*Sean Connery (Who is also the Green Knight)
*Tony Blair  
*Tony Blair  
*Gordon Brown
*Gordon Brown

Revision as of 09:19, 26 October 2009

It's Arthurian legend made Warhammeresque, with clean, mighty knights and dirty, undernourished peasants. They worship the Lady of the Lake who may or may not be secretly a wood elf. They manage to survive despite being right next to the gun-totting Empire by giving their knights he ability to pray to their Goddess, causing bullets to miss their target.

They have no less then three kinds of knights plus a unit of fast cav. They also have peasants which for the most part are just cannon fodder. Except for those guys who carry around a dead knight.

They're French, which would explain why they've never entered a noteworthy fight victoriously or without hiding behind their manly cousins, the Empire.

As they're French, they are also Masters of the Art of Insult.


Notable Characters:

  • Graham Chapman (Who is also King Arthur)
  • The Green Knight and his one true love, Sir Gawain.
  • Miles O'Keefe (Who is also Sir Gawain)
  • The Lady of the Lake
  • John Cleese and the Monty Pythons
  • Sean Connery (Who is also the Green Knight)
  • Tony Blair
  • Gordon Brown