Board-tans/pol

[ a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / vrpg / w / wg ] [ i / ic ] [ r9k ] [ s4s ] [ vip ] [ cm / hm / lgbt / y ] [ 3 / aco / adv / an / asp / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x ] [ rs / q / qa ] [ /mlpol/ ] [ trash ] [ home ]

Gender/Physical Description: Born April 6, 2006 as /n/ (News), /new/ in January 28, 2010, /pol/ in December 2011. Traditionalists see him as a rebranding of /new/ due to the 4chan.org/new redirect. Otherwise he is seen as other depictions ranging from hydra, green-suit, a female, or a skinhead. Most often seen wearing Nazi insignia and uniforms. Is of Jewish descent.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: Antagonistic, anti-Semitic, racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic (you get it) paranoid and obsessed with not only knowing everything about conspiracies but ensuring everyone else does as well. Spends much of his time focused on the goings-on of the world and how they relate back to the Jewish menace, or at least some other ulterior force with nefarious goals. /pol/ is a know nothing know it all, he has no higher education as he believes that every college and university is a liberal cesspit full of brainwashing; he only views sources that support his fringe views, no matter how dubious the source is. Sources that aren't dubious tend to not be cross-referenced, get cherrypicked to support his conspiracy theories and sometimes not even read past the title. /sci/, /his/ and /lit/ regularly demolish his claims and he never learns anything when it happens. Obsessed with the great Happening and eagerly awaits its arrival.

Relationships: /pol/ is notorious for spreading his bullshit everywhere. Whether he does this consciously or not isn't clear; it's more likely passersby hear his rambling, find it interesting and propagate it without him having to do anything. In this respect, his popularity mirrors the popularity of 4chan itself. Became /v/'s comrade during the whole GamerGate debacle. Is Vivian's uncle. Will sometimes bait /tg/, but /tg/ usually knows better than to respond.

Nonetheless most boards have split opinions on him. Conservatives sympathize with his rambling and liberals detest it. He is the mortal enemy of social justice warriors across the internet, as well as the Jew (who doesn't exist, goy.) /k/ and him share a bond over the impending end of society, although /k/ insists they are better prepared. /mlp/ idolizes /pol/, but /pol/ sees /mlp/ as the epitome of kike brainwashing and estrogen in the water. They may or may not be in a relationship. /int/ appreciates /pol/ and his idolization of the white race, but they can't agree on who is white. Other boards just wish he would keep his conspiracies out of their hobby. /pol/ has recently become infatuated for /x/, and has since been in competition with /v/ for /x/'s affection (see Winter Ball 2014). This is because /pol/ believes /x/ to be Ebola-chan's mother, and doesn't want to become a degenerate single father to his beloved daughterfu. He isn't sure what to make of /lgbt/. On one hand, /lgbt/'s full of degeneracy and won't stop hitting on him. On the other, their opinions match up more than one would expect as /lgbt/ loves shooting for the title of "honarary aryan" to spare themselves from /pol/'s wrath. More recently, he asked /o/ to the 2016 4chan Winter Ball, she accepted, and thus began their adventure to gas the bikes.

Job: /pol/'s job is to gather information (or disinformation) about current socioeconomic and political events.

/POL/ DEPICTIONS:

• 

  /pol/ during the /pol/harbor 2015

• 

  Three popular /pol/ appearances during the 2014 Winter Ball OTP-fest

• 

  /new/ as a rebranded /pol/-tan. Used during /pol/'s earlier years pre-2014.

• 

  A version of /pol/ used for /polgbt/. Based off a comic featuring /polgbt/ innawoods.

• 

  homestuck, /pol/, /co/. The green suit campaigned against black suit in various board-tan skirmishes.

• 

  Project Hate Machine /pol/, 2014-current.

• 

  Gas the bikes!

/POL/ WITH OTHER BOARDS:

• 

  /pol/ meeting /x/ on the radio waves

• 

  /lgbt/ and /pol/ users on Omegle

• 

  /pol/ helping /v/ with Vivian's creation

• Fiction with /pol/ and /mlp/'s tans

  Fiction with /pol/ and /mlp/'s tans

• 

  /pol/ and /b/ with tumblr on Independence Day, 2014

• 

  An anon's opinion on /pol/

• 

  /pol/ asks /o/ to the ball.

/new/- News

The board was around for a year until it was axed along with /r9k/ in 2011. It was /pol/'s predecessor in 2010.

/new/-tan and moot

Gender/Physical Description: White male, early thirties. He is portrayed as a news reporter with a press hat that constantly overshadows his eyes. It's fair to note that the board-tan was created after the board was deleted, so the overall review of the board's personality was decided by comments that the board inhabitants made during its existence.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: Likes to blame the jews as much as /n/ before it. Sarcastic fellow. Posts a lot of useless articles, majority race-related. Due to his reactionary nature, he has a propensity for attracting extremists and idiots. Frequently gets into arguments for the sake of getting into an argument.

Relationships: He is often seen hanging out with /lit/, /sci/, /k/, and /int/. He is also frequented by /tg/ as they both harbor a passion for history-related topics and tabletop games. /new/ is familiar with /b/. How familiar is left up in the air.

• 

  /n/ on /new/

• 

  moot being useless

• 

  One of the many variations of Niggerwalk on /new/

• 

  moot commenting on the superiority of the news board

• 
• 

  Analysis of /new/

• 

  Stating the obvious

• 

  /new/ steals /int/'s GET

• 

  Common words associated with /new/

/n/- News

Around for two years, 2006-2008 before turning into /n/-Transportation. At the time of their deletion, the majority of the users left to plus4chan's /n/. Likely the users of /n/ migrated to /new/ after moot returned it to 4chan.

Gender/Physical Description: n/a. Not much is known about /n/ due to its slow pace, though parts of his personality seemed to pass on to /new/.

/n/-News

• 

  /n/ getting deleted

• 

  Reaction to /n/'s deletion on 4chan's /newpol/ text board.

• 

  the final straw that killed /n/

• 
• 
• 

  /n/ and tire jokes

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: n/a. 2006 and 2007 were during the Bush Administration, so it was likely that he slanted a bit left/libertarian until the Obama campaign. Was critical of Bush, then was critical about Obama, the latter presumably killing him.

Relationships: Kept mostly to himself. At this point in time, it's fair to note that /b/ was gaining notoriety on media and news sites. Whether /n/ was concerned is unknown.