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Gender/Physical Description: An old grey-haired man. Small and frail, as old men can be. Bones showing through hands. Shakes constantly but becomes as steady as a surgeon when he's holding a wheel or a wrench. Wears mainly mechanic jumpsuits, oil stained ancient coveralls, and occasionally a polo shirt with neatly pressed trousers, and driving loafers.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: Never ever ever happy with anything. His cars, his performance on track, his peers, his friends. Can name something wrong with any car you can present him with. Extremely bitter. Possibly the most insufferable of all the boards. When he sits in a chair, he constantly bounces his right leg on the ball of his foot, and taps his fingers on his knee. He used to race in rallies and touring cars in the mid 50's through the 60's, and retired in the early 90's. Was snubbed for le mans and Race Of Champions on numerous occasions for much much younger drivers. Has thousands of stories about his younger days, like punching Cale Yarbrough in the face in a bar brawl, and Parnelli Jones still possessing his 10mm deep well socket, as well as knowing the actual identity of The Stig.

He has a very strong focus, and is a lot stronger than he seems. Due to his mechanic work, he has an encyclopedic knowledge of everything automotive.

Relationships: Hates mostly everyone, especially /n/ and /trv/. Nobody seems to mind as he stays out of other people's business.