Campaign:DickbuttBrigade

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THIS IS A D&D SOURCE REFERENCE DOCUMENT. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAYER'S HANDBOOK, THIS IS BASICALLY A HTML VERSION OF ONE. USE IT.

Players

Oh my bad is a week's notice too soon for people to be able to show up to games, or is Everquest 2 just way more important?

People I can rely on

• Zabasaz - MSN/Email: zabasaz@hotmail.com; AIM: man of 500 lbs - lol it's me
• Clampaste - clampaste@gmail.com;
• Rikimau - mvrikimau@gmail.com
• echo_USER - echo_USER@ymail.com;

People I can't rely on

• Frenchy - pingouin32@gmail.com; - I join games on opposite time zones!
• Thari - diz.rpg@gmail.com; - I am an elusive unicorn who you're not sure truly exists!
• Righ - infraredcentipede@yahoo.com; - I work too hard to play D&D once a week!
• romvesan - I change my mind, I don't like D&D!
• Mirio - I'm too busy playing Street Fighter!
• Seph - duei@aol.com - I'm too busy raiding in a dying MMO!
• Firaa - fira_blades@hotmail.com; - Nobody knows who the fuck I am!
• semihotgirl - semihotgirl@yahoo.com; - I can't even dignify you with a response about game interest!
• Lami - I like to get raped!
• Poison - I don't roll my own characters!

The Game

Premise

In the realm of Arlumont, in the Orcish lands of Hirrosh, a ship lands at an Imperial harbor known as Kuran's Landing. It is the Fourth Sun of the Fire Season; 31st reign of Euriach, as told by the Imperial calendar. The ship moors in the morning, where mist and smoke create a strangulating haze so disorienting that one cannot predict the direction at which the sun would soon rise. There is no calm in the ambiance of the harbor as in the distance, Hirroshi Orcs close the gap between the human war settlements, picking off caravans and patrols with their brutal tactics and their supreme numbers. In this desperate time of war, the ship that moors at Kuran's Landing just seven miles south of the nearest Orcish war fortress Morkron carries not provisions, not weapons, not supplies... but supplemental and expendable humans to even the inferior numbers the Euriach Empire possesses.

Prisoners.

A gamble for anyone involved, prisoners from the deepest reaches of the empire's many dungeons are being shipped to the war front, armed, and promised freedom in their act of Imperial duty. The ship, known as The Harrowing Cry, experienced the most turbulent sea passage of all the sea-bound carriers bringing in society's rejected to join in the bloodshed; thus, it is among the last to moor.

This, among many other measures, is an attempt to take this province from the Morkron Vanguard. Little do the Imperial forces know what lies in waiting at the Dawn of the Fifth Sun. And little do the heroes of this story know just what lies within these ancient and war-torn lands. Will they seek to uncover these secrets, or more likely will they resolve to escape the horrors of this land altogether?

Rules

• Playing with D&D 3.5e rules!
• Standard role play game, as if you're expected to role play, not just roll and play. Nothing too fancy, just play in character, don't be afraid to break the fourth wall or joke around.
• Level Adjustment races (+1) are okay, if cleared with me first.
• Private erotic role-play sessions with your DM award vast sums of experience.
• Character generation rules are in the player character's section.
• No touching of the hair or face.
• AND THAT'S IT!

Game Dates

Sessions will be listed here, put a bullet*note under one if you can't make it. You can get in touch with the players by connecting to irc.rizon.net #dickbutts. You can connect to our gaming server during a session by downloading MapTools (google it) and connecting to our server which will be called Dickbutts with the password Buttdicks.

Session 1: Saturday, February 13; 8:00 PM PST (-8)

• Righ - Can't make it. Working.
• Frenchy - Can't make it because 8PM PST is 4 AM here.
• Clampaste - CAN make it, thats 3pm here.
• Asshole Piercer - Butts. That is all.
• echo - I'm pretty sure that I'll be avaiNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERlable then.
• DMNOTE: We will begin early if you guys show up early and are in the irc, responsive.

Player Characters

We're using a classic array (16 14 13 12 11 10) and I'd prefer avoiding the use of traits/anti-feats, and for all special supplements to be cleared with me. Mildly open to homebrewing. Take full hit dice for now. List your characters below with this format:

• Characters listed are considered to be ready to play. If you aren't listed, I do not think you are ready. So make sure if you're ready to go that you're added to the list.
• Barabbas Xaljorn - Zabasaz's Level 1 Maenad Wilder oh wait he's the DM and no this isn't a DMPC, I don't do that.
• Tyv - echo_USER's Level 1 Human Rogue
• Geir Molotu - Rikimau's Level 1 Human Fighter
• Araos - Clampaste's Level 1 Human Ranger
• Baalthos - Seph's Level 1 Half-Orc Barbarian
• Aelithaera Caladhiel - romvesan's Level 1 Half-Elf Sorceress
• Siliqui Nightbreeze - Poison's Level 1 Elven Wizard
• Glim Nackle - Frenchy's Level 1 Gnome Bard
• Vincent Mercer - Righ's Level 1 Human Sorcerer

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