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==Players==
Contents deleted because the user echo is acting like a prick head
[[File:Dickbutt.png|300px|thumb|right|The insignia of the proud members of the Dickbutt Brigade.]]
*Zabasaz - MSN/Email: zabasaz@hotmail.com; AIM: man of 500 lbs
*Clampaste - clampaste@gmail.com;
*Righ - infraredcentipede@yahoo.com; ''MIA''
*Rikimau - mvrikimau@gmail.com
*Frenchy - pingouin32@gmail.com; ''unconfirmed''
*echo_USER - echo_USER@ymail.com;
*Firaa - fira_blades@hotmail.com;
*semihotgirl - semihotgirl@yahoo.com; ''unconfirmed''
*Thari - diz.rpg@gmail.com;
*Lami - akirosette@gmail.com;
*Asshole Piercer the Knight of the Butt Fiesta People of Brownsville, but only in the year 1893, and on the day of March 5'th, for It is then that I found myself, The III.  - duei@aol.com


==The Game==
(12:05:09 AM) Lami: but you only need to look at japan and china to realize that heavy crime and big cities dont have to go hand in hand
===Premise===
(12:05:21 AM) echo_user: yes, but that is, again, a human issue
In the realm of Arlumont, in the Orcish lands of Hirrosh, a ship lands at an Imperial harbor known as Kuran's Landing. It is the Fourth Sun of the Fire Season; 31st reign of Euriach, as told by the Imperial calendar. The ship moors in the morning, where mist and smoke create a strangulating haze so disorienting that one cannot predict the direction at which the sun would soon rise. There is no calm in the ambiance of the harbor as in the distance, Hirroshi Orcs close the gap between the human war settlements, picking off caravans and patrols with their brutal tactics and their supreme numbers. In this desperate time of war, the ship that moors at Kuran's Landing just seven miles south of the nearest Orcish war fortress Morkron carries not provisions, not weapons, not supplies... but supplemental and expendable humans to even the inferior numbers the Euriach Empire possesses.  
(12:05:28 AM) echo_user: japanese culture is much more strict than american
(12:05:40 AM) echo_user: children are, god forbid, spanked
(12:05:43 AM) Lami: no
(12:05:44 AM) Lami: wow
(12:05:45 AM) Lami: no
(12:05:51 AM) echo_user: lol, here we go
(12:05:51 AM) Lami: you know nothing about japanese culture
(12:05:56 AM) echo_user: OH REALLY?
(12:05:56 AM) echo_user: lol
(12:06:00 AM) echo_user: so i've never been there.
(12:06:04 AM) echo_user: and neither lived there.
(12:06:07 AM) echo_user: ?
(12:06:10 AM) Lami: Japanese children arent spanked like american children
(12:06:15 AM) echo_user: i DON'T have a military family?
(12:06:23 AM) echo_user: i like how you suddenly are aware of my upbringing.
(12:06:28 AM) echo_user: uhm, yes...
(12:06:31 AM) Lami: theyre raised to the age of 5 or 7 and spoiled
(12:06:35 AM) echo_user: i believe i have witnessed it firthand
(12:06:38 AM) Lami: then when they do something bad
(12:06:52 AM) Lami: they are made to be excluded from family activities
(12:07:08 AM) echo_user: ok, there's an easy way to solve this...
(12:07:12 AM) echo_user: you have seen what YOU have seen ;)
(12:07:15 AM) echo_user: and i have seen what i have
(12:07:18 AM) echo_user: ;)
(12:07:23 AM) echo_user: so that debate is dead
(12:07:29 AM) Lami: there was no debate
(12:07:35 AM) echo_user: ^---
(12:07:38 AM) Lami: this is how its been done for a long ass time
(12:07:43 AM) echo_user: and again
(12:07:46 AM) echo_user: have you been there?
(12:07:48 AM) Lami: yes
(12:07:49 AM) echo_user: and have you lived there?
(12:07:51 AM) Lami: and protip
(12:07:54 AM) Lami: that doesnt matter
(12:07:54 AM) echo_user: suddenly, you have.
(12:07:58 AM) echo_user: WAT
(12:07:59 AM) echo_user: LMAO
(12:08:05 AM) echo_user: so being a witness to is
(12:08:08 AM) echo_user: it*
(12:08:09 AM) Lami: what I think or what you think is not important
(12:08:15 AM) echo_user: suddenly doesn't make it true?
(12:08:15 AM) Lami: what matters is the ammount of people
(12:08:17 AM) echo_user: oh wow...
(12:08:23 AM) Lami: thats how science works
(12:08:23 AM) echo_user: your argument is as flawed as your logic
(12:08:25 AM) echo_user: congrats.
(12:08:27 AM) echo_user: you fail it
(12:08:33 AM) Lami: youre retarded
(12:08:37 AM) echo_user: lol
(12:08:39 AM) echo_user: cute
(12:08:39 AM) Lami: you are
(12:08:50 AM) echo_user: when you hit puberty, i'm sure you'll come around.
(12:08:53 AM) Lami: I've never met anyone but creationists who thought numbers in studies dont count
(12:08:59 AM) echo_user: ad hominims are AWESOME
(12:09:04 AM) Lami: but youre clearly as smart as them
(12:09:16 AM) echo_user: is it always sandy in your vagina?
(12:09:30 AM) echo_user: fyi, i'm agnostic ;)
(12:09:38 AM) Lami: derp
(12:09:43 AM) Lami: nice response to tone
(12:09:47 AM) echo_user: oh yay, 4chan shit
(12:09:51 AM) Lami: I love it when morons use that fallacy
(12:10:04 AM) Lami: knee jerk "ADHOMINIM YOU INSULTED ME"
(12:10:08 AM) echo_user: i love it when overweight women put themselves in places they can't get out of
(12:10:13 AM) echo_user: insult?
(12:10:14 AM) Lami: yes, thats the tone of my arguement,
(12:10:15 AM) echo_user: hardly.
(12:10:18 AM) echo_user: lol
(12:10:21 AM) echo_user: ANGR FAT GIRL
(12:10:22 AM) Lami: not the substance
(12:10:25 AM) echo_user: i love it
(12:10:27 AM) Lami: you fucking moron
(12:10:29 AM) echo_user: substance.
(12:10:34 AM) echo_user: yeah, coming from a fat lady
(12:10:39 AM) echo_user: you're nothing BUT substance
(12:10:42 AM) echo_user: a fatty substance.
(12:10:43 AM) echo_user: gtfo
(12:10:46 AM) Lami: no
(12:10:58 AM) You have been kicked by echo_user: (go be fat somewher else)
(12:11:09 AM) The topic for #dickbutts is: IT'S PRETTY HAITI IN HERE
(12:11:14 AM) Lami: dont kick me again bro
(12:11:23 AM) Rikimau: Eh?
(12:11:24 AM) echo_user: lol
(12:11:29 AM) echo_user: wtf, what can YOU do about it?
(12:11:34 AM) Lami: quite alot
(12:11:37 AM) echo_user: OMG HACKER
(12:11:38 AM) echo_user: lol
(12:11:52 AM) echo_user: threats...
(12:11:53 AM) echo_user: here, lady
(12:11:55 AM) echo_user: i'll help you
(12:11:57 AM) echo_user: GO NUTS :)
(12:12:07 AM) You have been kicked by echo_user: (lol)
(12:12:17 AM) The topic for #dickbutts is: IT'S PRETTY HAITI IN HERE
(12:12:25 AM) mode (+b *!*@Rizon-28F42DE8.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) by echo_user
(12:12:27 AM) Lami: sorry, I don't like doing collateral riki
(12:12:27 AM) Cannot send to channel
(12:12:36 AM) echo_user: :P
(12:12:46 AM) Rikimau: I'm vaguely interesting to see where this goes.
(12:12:52 AM) echo_user: me too
(12:12:53 AM) echo_user: so i did it
(12:12:58 AM) Rikimau: Vaguely.
(12:13:06 AM) You have been kicked by echo_user: (Lami)


Prisoners.
I normally dont like doing collateral damage but i doubt any of you care anyway, we're all on fourchan the trolliest place on the web, so if you kick me be aware I 'kick' back
 
A gamble for anyone involved, prisoners from the deepest reaches of the empire's many dungeons are being shipped to the war front, armed, and promised freedom in their act of Imperial duty. The ship, known as The Harrowing Cry, experienced the most turbulent sea passage of all the sea-bound carriers bringing in society's rejected to join in the bloodshed; thus, it is among the last to moor.
 
This, among many other measures, is an attempt to take this province from the Morkron Vanguard. Little do the Imperial forces know what lies in waiting at the Dawn of the Fifth Sun. And little do the heroes of this story know just what lies within these ancient and war-torn lands. Will they seek to uncover these secrets, or more likely will they resolve to escape the horrors of this land altogether?<br/>
 
===Rules===
*Playing with D&D3.5 rules!
*Standard role play game. Nothing too fancy, just play in character, don't be afraid to break the fourth wall or joke around.
*Level Adjustment races (+1) are okay, if cleared with me first.
*Private erotic role-play sessions with your DM award vast sums of experience.
*Character generation rules are in the player character's section.
*No touching of the hair or face.
*AND THAT'S IT!
 
==Days and times to play, Timezone of each player==
*Righ - I'm available most nights other than wednesdays and fridays. Timezone is Central. I personally don't want to be up all hours either, though, so it would be better if we started earlier in the day.
*Frenchy - I'm GMT+1. Available thursday (after 10pm), friday, saturday and sunday when I'm not gaming with my group or eating live snails.
*Rikimau - -6 GMT, American Central. Basically any time after 5-6 most of the week. I'm not terribly busy these days.
*Zabasaz - -8 PST (Pacific); No Fridays or Saturdays.
*echo_USER - -6 GMT, Central Standard Time. After about 4pm or 5pm, I'm pretty flexible.
*Clampaste - +10 GMT. God dammit Australia. Other then that, I'm good with pretty much 11am-10pm Weekends, Can go later/earlier  if I really have to, And 4pm-11pm Weekdays.
*Lami - -8PST; No sundays thursdays or Tuesday wensday afternoons
 
==Player Characters==
We're using a classic array (16 14 13 12 11 10) and I'd prefer avoiding the use of traits/anti-feats, and for all special supplements to be cleared with me. Mildly open to homebrewing. Take full hit dice for now. List your characters below with this format:
*Character Name [http://www.link Player's Level 1 Race Class]
 
*<s>Barabbas Xaljorn - [http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=181905 Zabasaz's Level 1 Maenad Wilder]</s> oh wait he's the DM
*Tyv - [http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=182127 echo_USER's Level 1 Human Rogue]
*Geir Molotu - [http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=182135 Rikimau's Level 1 Human Fighter]
*Glim Nackle - [http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=182185 Frenchy's Level 1 Gnome Bard]
*Araos - [http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=182150 Clampaste's Level 1 Human Ranger]
 
'''Myth-Weavers''' are back up! Use them for easy public character sheets. Just register for free, create a sheet, and make it public.

Revision as of 03:04, 2 February 2010

Contents deleted because the user echo is acting like a prick head

(12:05:09 AM) Lami: but you only need to look at japan and china to realize that heavy crime and big cities dont have to go hand in hand (12:05:21 AM) echo_user: yes, but that is, again, a human issue (12:05:28 AM) echo_user: japanese culture is much more strict than american (12:05:40 AM) echo_user: children are, god forbid, spanked (12:05:43 AM) Lami: no (12:05:44 AM) Lami: wow (12:05:45 AM) Lami: no (12:05:51 AM) echo_user: lol, here we go (12:05:51 AM) Lami: you know nothing about japanese culture (12:05:56 AM) echo_user: OH REALLY? (12:05:56 AM) echo_user: lol (12:06:00 AM) echo_user: so i've never been there. (12:06:04 AM) echo_user: and neither lived there. (12:06:07 AM) echo_user: ? (12:06:10 AM) Lami: Japanese children arent spanked like american children (12:06:15 AM) echo_user: i DON'T have a military family? (12:06:23 AM) echo_user: i like how you suddenly are aware of my upbringing. (12:06:28 AM) echo_user: uhm, yes... (12:06:31 AM) Lami: theyre raised to the age of 5 or 7 and spoiled (12:06:35 AM) echo_user: i believe i have witnessed it firthand (12:06:38 AM) Lami: then when they do something bad (12:06:52 AM) Lami: they are made to be excluded from family activities (12:07:08 AM) echo_user: ok, there's an easy way to solve this... (12:07:12 AM) echo_user: you have seen what YOU have seen ;) (12:07:15 AM) echo_user: and i have seen what i have (12:07:18 AM) echo_user: ;) (12:07:23 AM) echo_user: so that debate is dead (12:07:29 AM) Lami: there was no debate (12:07:35 AM) echo_user: ^--- (12:07:38 AM) Lami: this is how its been done for a long ass time (12:07:43 AM) echo_user: and again (12:07:46 AM) echo_user: have you been there? (12:07:48 AM) Lami: yes (12:07:49 AM) echo_user: and have you lived there? (12:07:51 AM) Lami: and protip (12:07:54 AM) Lami: that doesnt matter (12:07:54 AM) echo_user: suddenly, you have. (12:07:58 AM) echo_user: WAT (12:07:59 AM) echo_user: LMAO (12:08:05 AM) echo_user: so being a witness to is (12:08:08 AM) echo_user: it* (12:08:09 AM) Lami: what I think or what you think is not important (12:08:15 AM) echo_user: suddenly doesn't make it true? (12:08:15 AM) Lami: what matters is the ammount of people (12:08:17 AM) echo_user: oh wow... (12:08:23 AM) Lami: thats how science works (12:08:23 AM) echo_user: your argument is as flawed as your logic (12:08:25 AM) echo_user: congrats. (12:08:27 AM) echo_user: you fail it (12:08:33 AM) Lami: youre retarded (12:08:37 AM) echo_user: lol (12:08:39 AM) echo_user: cute (12:08:39 AM) Lami: you are (12:08:50 AM) echo_user: when you hit puberty, i'm sure you'll come around. (12:08:53 AM) Lami: I've never met anyone but creationists who thought numbers in studies dont count (12:08:59 AM) echo_user: ad hominims are AWESOME (12:09:04 AM) Lami: but youre clearly as smart as them (12:09:16 AM) echo_user: is it always sandy in your vagina? (12:09:30 AM) echo_user: fyi, i'm agnostic ;) (12:09:38 AM) Lami: derp (12:09:43 AM) Lami: nice response to tone (12:09:47 AM) echo_user: oh yay, 4chan shit (12:09:51 AM) Lami: I love it when morons use that fallacy (12:10:04 AM) Lami: knee jerk "ADHOMINIM YOU INSULTED ME" (12:10:08 AM) echo_user: i love it when overweight women put themselves in places they can't get out of (12:10:13 AM) echo_user: insult? (12:10:14 AM) Lami: yes, thats the tone of my arguement, (12:10:15 AM) echo_user: hardly. (12:10:18 AM) echo_user: lol (12:10:21 AM) echo_user: ANGR FAT GIRL (12:10:22 AM) Lami: not the substance (12:10:25 AM) echo_user: i love it (12:10:27 AM) Lami: you fucking moron (12:10:29 AM) echo_user: substance. (12:10:34 AM) echo_user: yeah, coming from a fat lady (12:10:39 AM) echo_user: you're nothing BUT substance (12:10:42 AM) echo_user: a fatty substance. (12:10:43 AM) echo_user: gtfo (12:10:46 AM) Lami: no (12:10:58 AM) You have been kicked by echo_user: (go be fat somewher else) (12:11:09 AM) The topic for #dickbutts is: IT'S PRETTY HAITI IN HERE (12:11:14 AM) Lami: dont kick me again bro (12:11:23 AM) Rikimau: Eh? (12:11:24 AM) echo_user: lol (12:11:29 AM) echo_user: wtf, what can YOU do about it? (12:11:34 AM) Lami: quite alot (12:11:37 AM) echo_user: OMG HACKER (12:11:38 AM) echo_user: lol (12:11:52 AM) echo_user: threats... (12:11:53 AM) echo_user: here, lady (12:11:55 AM) echo_user: i'll help you (12:11:57 AM) echo_user: GO NUTS :) (12:12:07 AM) You have been kicked by echo_user: (lol) (12:12:17 AM) The topic for #dickbutts is: IT'S PRETTY HAITI IN HERE (12:12:25 AM) mode (+b *!*@Rizon-28F42DE8.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) by echo_user (12:12:27 AM) Lami: sorry, I don't like doing collateral riki (12:12:27 AM) Cannot send to channel (12:12:36 AM) echo_user: :P (12:12:46 AM) Rikimau: I'm vaguely interesting to see where this goes. (12:12:52 AM) echo_user: me too (12:12:53 AM) echo_user: so i did it (12:12:58 AM) Rikimau: Vaguely. (12:13:06 AM) You have been kicked by echo_user: (Lami)

I normally dont like doing collateral damage but i doubt any of you care anyway, we're all on fourchan the trolliest place on the web, so if you kick me be aware I 'kick' back

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