/TG/heim:Da Proud Toofs (Orcs&Goblins)

Intro

The warboss thinks shiny teef are ded 'ard, so he's the only orc warboss to ever instate compulsory dental hygiene.

Heroes

Boss

M	WS	BS	S	T	W	I	A	Ld
4	4	4	4	4	1	3	1	8

2 swords, light armour, helmet

120 crowns

Special rules: Leader, Fear

Warboss Snazzchomper

After a successful raid with his clan, Gorbellsmak (as was him name then) decided that the only way to celebrate such a great battle was to get roaring drunk. Being fairly senior in the clans hierarchy, he had no trouble securing a plentiful supply of grog. Once most of said grog had been ingested, he proceeded to stumble to the water butt, no doubt hoping to find more alcohol in the inviting looking barrel. upon leaning over the barrel, he cried out in surprise and anguish. His reflection had scared him, as there seemed to be no teeth in his mouth. In fact, it was merely the low light of the orc settlement and the black and green nature of his teeth that led this but he was not to realise this for several minutes, in which he cried most pathetically into the barrel. Soon an orc came to see who was making the dreadful wailing, and brought a torch with him. The light of it's flame illuminated the reflection well enough that Gorbellsmak realised that he did in fact have teeth. He was so happy that he hardly punched the other orc at all. But the evenings harrowing events gave him a conviction that he would never again allow himself to have such disgraceful teeth, and decided the only way to be sure he would never make the mistake again was to replace his teeth with the shiniest objects he could lay his large green hands on. He gathered up a few boys, changed his name and set out. Currently several of his teeth are gold, while others are bronze or pot metal. The only problem is that gold is rather soft, and not suited to biting people with. Consequently, he is perpetually in need of new teeth. The shaman who travels with him has become quite adept at replacing teeth with metal, and is perhaps the first recorded orc dentist. The boys that travel with him all aspire to have chompers just as 'ard one day. When he heard of the 'shiny magik star stone' that was scattered around the streets of Mordheim, he knew he had found a worthy material to replace his last few teeth with...

Shaman

M	WS	BS	S	T	W	I	A	Ld
4	4	3	3	4	1	3	1	7

Sword, bow

60 crowns

Special rules: Wizard

Weird boy toofsnatcha

When Snazzchomper started on his campaign to find all the shiny things he could, Toofsnatcha saw an oppurtunity. He knew that this orc had the determination and power to go places, and also that he would need someone with brains to help direct himself. And thus their villainous partnership was born. Snazzchomper cracks heads and steals shiny things, Toofsnatch puts the shines into the boss's mouth and uses his new found authority to boss everyone else around.

Big Un

M	WS	BS	S	T	W	I	A	Ld
4	5	3	3	4	1	3	1	7

Double handed weapon, helmet, light armour

65 crowns

Rugnar Gobbostomper

Big Un

M	WS	BS	S	T	W	I	A	Ld
4	4	3	3	4	1	3	1	7

Morning star, helmet, light armour

Grazak Brainbreaker

Recruited from the Mordheim docklands, this huge orc added even more muscle to the group. Famous for his love of breaking skulls, he has recently created an enmity between himself and the grave guard named Koschieh Rakvich when the kislevian undead skull withstood a blow from his morning star. Grazak has set his mind to shattering the undead's skull, and Grazak is not one to change his mind in a hurry...

SpookTrippa

M	WS	BS	S	T	W	I	A	Ld
4	4	3	3	4	1	3	1	7

Shield, Halberd

Once a humble boy, Spook has since earned himself some fame. Although he knows he only tripped up the grave guard so that his mate could dispatch him, he's not telling anyone in a hurry.

Henchmen

Da Choppas

2 orc boys

sword, dagger

70 crowns

Da Shootas

2 orc boys

Bow, Battle axe

80 crowns

Da Stabbas

2 orc boys

Halberd, Shield

80 crowns

Notable Moments

To be filled in later

See also

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