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Warboss Snazzchomper | Warboss Snazzchomper | ||
After a successful raid with his clan, Gorbellsmak (as was him name then) decided that the only way to celebrate such a great battle was to get roaring drunk. Being fairly senior in the clans hierarchy, he had no trouble securing a plentiful supply of grog. Once most of said grog had been ingested, he proceeded to stumble to the water butt, no doubt hoping to find more alcohol in the inviting looking barrel. upon leaning over the barrel, he cried out in surprise and anguish. His reflection had scared him, as there seemed to be no teeth in his mouth. In fact, it was merely the low light of the orc settlement and the black and green nature of his teeth that led this but he was not to realise this for several minutes, in which he cried most pathetically into the barrel. Soon an orc came to see who was making the dreadful wailing, and brought a torch with him. The light of it's flame illuminated the reflection well enough that Gorbellsmak realised that he did in fact have teeth. He was so happy that he hardly punched the other orc at all. | |||
But the evenings harrowing events gave him a conviction that he would never again allow himself to have such disgraceful teeth, and decided the only way to be sure he would never make the mistake again was to replace his teeth with the shiniest objects he could lay his large green hands on. Currently several of his teeth are gold, while others are bronze or pot metal. The only problem is that gold is rather soft, and not suited to biting people with. Consequently, he is perpetually in need of new teeth. The shaman who travels with him has become quite adept at replacing teeth with metal, and is perhaps the first recorded orc dentist. The boys that travel with him all aspire to have chompers just as 'ard one day. | But the evenings harrowing events gave him a conviction that he would never again allow himself to have such disgraceful teeth, and decided the only way to be sure he would never make the mistake again was to replace his teeth with the shiniest objects he could lay his large green hands on. He gathered up a few boys, changed his name and set out. Currently several of his teeth are gold, while others are bronze or pot metal. The only problem is that gold is rather soft, and not suited to biting people with. Consequently, he is perpetually in need of new teeth. The shaman who travels with him has become quite adept at replacing teeth with metal, and is perhaps the first recorded orc dentist. The boys that travel with him all aspire to have chompers just as 'ard one day. | ||
When he heard of the 'shiny magik star stone' that was scattered around the streets of Mordheim, he knew he had found a worthy material to replace his last few teeth with... | When he heard of the 'shiny magik star stone' that was scattered around the streets of Mordheim, he knew he had found a worthy material to replace his last few teeth with... | ||
2 axes | 2 axes | ||
Revision as of 03:46, 14 March 2013
Intro
The warboss thinks shiny teef are ded 'ard, so he's the only orc warboss to ever instate compulsory dental hygiene.
Heroes
Boss
Warboss Snazzchomper After a successful raid with his clan, Gorbellsmak (as was him name then) decided that the only way to celebrate such a great battle was to get roaring drunk. Being fairly senior in the clans hierarchy, he had no trouble securing a plentiful supply of grog. Once most of said grog had been ingested, he proceeded to stumble to the water butt, no doubt hoping to find more alcohol in the inviting looking barrel. upon leaning over the barrel, he cried out in surprise and anguish. His reflection had scared him, as there seemed to be no teeth in his mouth. In fact, it was merely the low light of the orc settlement and the black and green nature of his teeth that led this but he was not to realise this for several minutes, in which he cried most pathetically into the barrel. Soon an orc came to see who was making the dreadful wailing, and brought a torch with him. The light of it's flame illuminated the reflection well enough that Gorbellsmak realised that he did in fact have teeth. He was so happy that he hardly punched the other orc at all.
But the evenings harrowing events gave him a conviction that he would never again allow himself to have such disgraceful teeth, and decided the only way to be sure he would never make the mistake again was to replace his teeth with the shiniest objects he could lay his large green hands on. He gathered up a few boys, changed his name and set out. Currently several of his teeth are gold, while others are bronze or pot metal. The only problem is that gold is rather soft, and not suited to biting people with. Consequently, he is perpetually in need of new teeth. The shaman who travels with him has become quite adept at replacing teeth with metal, and is perhaps the first recorded orc dentist. The boys that travel with him all aspire to have chompers just as 'ard one day. When he heard of the 'shiny magik star stone' that was scattered around the streets of Mordheim, he knew he had found a worthy material to replace his last few teeth with...
2 axes
90 crowns
Shaman
axe, dagger
45 crowns
Big Un
crossbow, dagger
65 crowns
Big Un
spear, shield, helmet
65 crowns
Henchmen
Orc
sword, dagger
35 crowns
Troll
200 crowns
Total: 500 crowns
Notable Moments
To be filled in later