Wednesday

The Day

Wednesays are crappy, gay, boring, retarded, fucked-up blow-your brains out and basically a day of douche-baggery.

Bad Things That Happen on Wednesays

• No relations
• You can't drink
• Not much promotions for you
• School
• Unexciting shit
• No fun
• Crappy sitcoms(like Icarly)
• Your boss becomes a massive testicle face.
• Nerds complain 'cause they can't play that goddamned computer shit

Good things

Even though Wednesays suck,some goodstuff can happen.

• Lots of emos will attempt(and proceed)to kill themselves.

In Conclusion

Wednesays suck.

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