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| Valkyries are a term originating from the Nordic religions of the [[Viking]]s, being warrior-women servitors of Odin who invisibly observed battles to seek worthy souls to take to Valhalla. Though most commonly imagined as angels of death who carried away the souls of the slain worthy after the fighting was over, originally they took a more direct role in gathering souls - causing accidents to ensure that a suitably worthy fighter got killed. Often imagined riding flying horses (either winged or simply air-walking) thanks to certain famous Germanic arts, in the original sagas, it's actually implied they ride ''flying fucking giant wolves''.
| | '''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL). |
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| Very popular motif in Germanic operas.
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| The word "Valkyrie" means "Chooser of the Slain", and is such a badass term that it gets yoinked in a lot of settings as the name for an air or space fighting machine. Valkyries, or ersatz versions thereof, often show up in fantasy settings and games. | | == CHANNELS == |
| | The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion. |
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| =In Warhammer 40000= | | {{awesome}}== EVENTS == |
| [[Image:Valkyrie 1.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Da-da-da-DA-da, da-da-da-DA-da, da-da-da-DA-da da-da-da-DA!]]
| | The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS. |
| [http://youtu.be/7AlEvy0fJto COME SING WITH ME!]
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| The '''Valkyrie''' and its derived craft are a series of [[Imperial Navy]] VTOL-capable gunships/dropships capable of carrying [[Imperial Guard|infantry]] squads into battle while providing supporting firepower. Because Valkyrie squadron can often expect to be attached to Imperial Guard units for a long duration, modifications are often made to the Valkyrie to enhance its role of close air support, maximizing its VTOL capabilities while improving survivability.
| | In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019. |
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| Although the Valkyrie is a Flyer, it is important to remember that it is a transport gunship, not a fighter, and its profile and armament reflects this. However, because of its sizable engines it still can travel at considerable speed (45" in game terms), evading enemy fire that would otherwise cripple the ship. It is also capable of extremely limited flight outside the atmosphere, though the cargo won't thank you if they don't have respirators.
| | == HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES == |
| | Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019. |
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| The standard Valkyrie is modestly armed compared to some of the other variants, which is to say that it still has enough raw [[dakka]] to give a medium tank a serious headache: it sports a single [[Multilaser]] or [[Lascannon]], two [[Missile Launcher|Hellfury Missiles or Multiple Rocket Pods]], and two optional door-mounted [[Heavy Bolter]]s (the latter of which are probably auto-includes anyway, because they make the Valk look even more [[awesome]]). Its main feature is a [[Stormraven|transport capacity of 12 men]], whom the Valkyrie can carry across the battlefield quickly and in relative safety. Consider it as an objective capper for late-game "YOINK, DONT MIND IF I DO" drop squads.
| | * GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO |
| | * GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE) |
| | * GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD |
| | * GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN |
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| In 8th Edition the Valkyrie is T7 with 14 wounds and a 3+ save. When combined with the Hard to Hit rule and its Flyer mobility, it is no exaggeration to say that a Valkyrie can be a real pain in the ass to kill. If the Valkyrie has one weakness it is the fact that most of its weapons are classified as Heavy and therefore suffer a -1 to-hit penalty when the vehicle is in motion, which is generally going to be most of the time if you want it and its cargo to stay alive. However, when needed the Valkyrie also has an alternate flight profile that allows it to use its Hover Jets, reducing its maximum speed to 20" and increasing its vulnerability to attack in exchange for the Roving Gunship rule that grants a +1 bonus on its ranged to-hit rolls. Although use of Hover Jets is highly situational, it improves the vehicle's gunnery to as high as a 3+, depending on the weapon and if the ship is moving or not. Yes, this ''does'' mean that the Valk can therefore hover on the spot like an actual helicopter if you want it to.
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| Given its status as a flying transport/gunship and armament of a Multi-laser and Missiles, the Valkyrie is basically the [[MI-24 Hind]] IN SPACE!!!
| | GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI |
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| ==Vendetta==
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| [[Image:Vendetta.jpg|300px|thumb|right|An unpainted Vendetta displaying its [[Dakka|half-dozen Lascannons]].]]
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| A Terminus Ultra Pattern Land Raider with wings.
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| The Vendetta is a heavy gunship of the Imperial Navy's Aeronautica Imperialis and is a more heavily-armed variant of the Valkyrie airborne assault carrier primarily used as a tank-buster in support of the ground troops of the Astra Militarum or as a transport for airborne combat regiments such as Imperial Tempestus Scion Squads and soldiers of the Elysian Drop Troops Militarum Regimentum.
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| The Vendetta Heavy Gunship is a Valkyrie attached to Imperial Guard units which, in addition to the increased armor, are equipped with three Twin-linked Lascannons, and used as the aforementioned tank hunter role after dropping off any unit being transported by it.
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| Furthermore, it still retains the ability to mount two Heavy Bolter door guns. It may also replace the two hardpoint-mounted Twin-linked lascannons on its wings for two Hellfury Missiles. Despite their impressive firepower, Vendetta Gunships lack the flexibility of Vulture Gunships, which are chosen more often for deep-range attack, strafing and urban assault missions.
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| Tabletop plays similarly in the fluff as the Vendetta fills two primary roles. Aside from its transport capacity of 12, it carries 6 Lascannons to enable it to act as a dedicated vehicle hunter, which generates a lot of [[rage]] as it can be taken in [[cheese|SQUADRONS]].
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| It pays through the nose for the privilege, but it effectively has the same defensive profile as a Space Marine [[Predator]], the added benefit of being hard to hit, packs 3 more wounds and has the mobility to show up where you want it.
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| ==Vulture==
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| [[Image:Vulture.jpg|300px|thumb|right|A Vulture armed with a [[Missile Launcher|Rocket Pod]]. Sometimes you just need a [[rape|little]] more boom.]]
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| Foregoing its passenger bay for a single massive engine, the Vulture is the dedicated gunship variant of the Valkyrie.
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| Aside from its nose-mounted Heavy Bolter it can carry any combination of Lascannons, [[Autogun|Autocannons]], Multilasers, [[Missile Launcher|regular missile launchers, Multiple Rocket Pods, Hunter-Killer missiles, Hellfury Missiles, Heavy Bombs]], and even a single twin-linked [[dakka|Punisher Gatling Cannon]] as its primary weapon.
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| The Vulture is operated by a crew of two, a pilot to fly the craft and a weapons operator to aim and fire its armament. A single Vulture will typically fly in support of a flight of Valkyries whose variable weapon configurations allow a variety of missions to be fulfilled: anti-tank, infantry suppression or bombing enemy strong points.
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| They often remain after the Valkyries' passengers have disembarked and the transports have retreated acting in a direct air support role, aiding the drop troops in tougher fire fights. Although they can mount extra fuel tanks to accompany Valkyries on long-range operations, this does reduce their weapons payload.
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| [[FATAL|Just don't mind the ergonomics of having a giant single jet turbine right behind the cockpit.]]
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| With the 8th edition update the Vulture Gunship Punisher cannon lost twin linked and just became 'twin' meaning the Punisher Vulture puts out 43 shots a turn with strafing run, the only model in the navy that kept the rule. The massive points drop for its other weapon options are a pretty big deal too, but nobody with the means will ever use them except for a gimmick.
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| To invoke maximum nerd rage, use Harrier Jump Jet model at 1:35 scale to represent this model if you don't have 150+$ laying around.
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| ==Sky Talon==
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| [[Image:Sky Talon.jpg|390px|thumb|right|A Sky Talon displaying its empty magnetic clamps. Due to its uselessness as a transport, this is the most common state it will be found in.]] | |
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| A Valkyrie that has had its weapons and crew compartment scrapped in favor of four magnetic clamps that can carry either two [[Sentinel|Drop Sentinels]] or a single [[Tauros|Tauros or Venator]].
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| A support aircraft used for heavy lifting in combat theaters, the Sky Talon is armed for self-defense and to assist the other assault carriers as they clear drop zones of the enemy. Standard armament is a nose mounted Heavy Bolter turret and two Hellstrike Missiles under the wings, which can be replaced with two Rocket pods. Despite its armament, it is unusual for Sky Talons to be used in a battlefield role. As such, it is a relatively new design created by the AdMech.
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| In [[Dawn of War]], this is the vehicle that drops off prefabricated Imperial Guard vehicle components, as well as parts for the [[Baneblade]] at the Mars Pattern Command.
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| In [[Dawn of War 2]], it drops off turrets, personnel, and vehicles.
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| While these flying heavy Bolters lack real purpose as transport (noting that Tauros are fast vehicles, and drop sentinels can deep strike), consider taking them for their Multiple rocket pods option:
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| At the same points cost as single Taurox, and with rocket pods they can really ruin light infantry's day (2 5" blasts and TL Bolter, for 100pts? and it flies? thx me want).
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| ==Reasons to Rock a Few Valkyries/Vendettas/Vultures==
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| [[File:Valkyria.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A Valkyrie equipped with Hellfire Missiles.]]
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| Valkyries are a means to deposit your 3 command squads with plasma/melta/flamers where and how you want them, and are a fair bit tougher than the Chimera.
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| Vendettas are for all intents and purposes flying SM predators. Since SM Predators are Good now, this must logically mean the Vendetta is Better. The 12 model transport capacity just rubs it in.
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| The Punisher Vulture on the other hand will get you assaulted in the street what with rocking an average of 15~ wounds on marines a turn by itself.
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| The downside is, as always, the model's price. The Vendetta runs even pricier since you have to buy the twin-linked Lascannons in resin from Forge World (CASH FOR THE CASH GOD, DEBT FOR HIS DEBT THRONE!). But presuming you already have some spare parts left from your heavy weapons teams armed with AC or ML you have pretty nice source of LC (unfortunately you'll need five of them). Cut one to glue it right under the front LC that goes with the default kit. Glue other four to wings and you're good to take off.
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| They also take up a lot of space, so put some cash aside for model cases. This can be helped with not gluing wings, so they can be detached from hull. Wings will stay on their places pretty firmly for a table top game.
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| A further method exists for the more psychotic amongst you with a surplus of magnets - glue the main hull as normal apart from the front most 'D' pane, and the two engines. Use a pin vice or drill (4mm works well) to place magnets in these holes and pair them to the 'studs' of the engine blocks. Now glue the cockpit to the D section. the shape of the engine intakes means that when the magnets snap into place, the engines hold the cockpit on the front - saving about 4 inches of space.
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| The Vulture, being 5 blocks of resin and one half of the Valkyrie kit needs a different approach. Instead of a detachable cockpit section you're pretty much required to weld it to the engine block as the join is very narrow and the section is remarkably heavy. Instead, thanks to the socketed sections in the engine block it's possible to make both the wings and the tail booms detachable with some filing to even out the connection points and a few magnets to hold them in place.
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THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are not official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
CHANNELS
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
 This article is awesome. Do not fuck it up. |
== EVENTS ==
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
- GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
- GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
- GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
- GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
This article is awesome. Do not fuck it up.