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'''Tankred''' is a [[Space Marines|SPESS MEHREEN]] from the 40K Comic [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnation_Crusade Damnation Crusade] who, due to horrific injuries, must spend all his time in the metal shell of a dreadnought. He is in it for the bitches (and booze). His endurance is legendary. | '''Tankred''' is a [[Space Marines|SPESS MEHREEN]] from the 40K Comic [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnation_Crusade Damnation Crusade] who, due to horrific injuries, must spend all his time in the metal shell of a dreadnought. He is in it for the bitches (and booze). His endurance is legendary. | ||
He has been seen together with [[Fenix]] and has a rivalry with [[Grandfather Dreadnought]]. | He has been seen together with [[Fenix]] and has a rivalry with [[Grandfather Dreadnought]]. | ||
Before become a dreadnaught he was a leather fetishist homosexual recruited from a planet what was Conan the barbarian's summertime resort, then become the lover of a manly bearded space marine sergeant until he was turn into meat for hamburgers by an homophobic wraithlord, Tankred get sexually repressed by the death of his experienced lover and started a crusade against followers of Slaanesh who where straight. After the end of a battle against the heretics, a group of Black templars found him bleeding by the wounds suffered when the followers of the porn god convince him to practice fist fucking with his own chainsword, Tankred then become a dreadnaught and started another sexual and romantic relation with a techno fetishist technomarine. | |||
==Fan Fics where Tankred PWNS== | ==Fan Fics where Tankred PWNS== | ||
Revision as of 07:48, 7 June 2009
Tankred endures!
Tankred is a SPESS MEHREEN from the 40K Comic Damnation Crusade who, due to horrific injuries, must spend all his time in the metal shell of a dreadnought. He is in it for the bitches (and booze). His endurance is legendary. He has been seen together with Fenix and has a rivalry with Grandfather Dreadnought. Before become a dreadnaught he was a leather fetishist homosexual recruited from a planet what was Conan the barbarian's summertime resort, then become the lover of a manly bearded space marine sergeant until he was turn into meat for hamburgers by an homophobic wraithlord, Tankred get sexually repressed by the death of his experienced lover and started a crusade against followers of Slaanesh who where straight. After the end of a battle against the heretics, a group of Black templars found him bleeding by the wounds suffered when the followers of the porn god convince him to practice fist fucking with his own chainsword, Tankred then become a dreadnaught and started another sexual and romantic relation with a techno fetishist technomarine.
Fan Fics where Tankred PWNS
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A tale of a great victory. Also bitches.
