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He is a [[Ork|MegaNob]] wearing the Orky counterpart to Terminator Armor, <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>AND IZ DA BESTEST FRIEND OF DA WARBOSS [[Gorgutz|GORGUTZ]] DA 'EAD HUNTER</span>... Or so he thinks. In truth, he's the second-in-command of Gorgutz' WAAAAAAGH!! purely due to the balls-out toughness the guy has; the guy simply ''will not die'', no matter how many times he gets shot, stabbed, crushed, or beaten. He survives Gorgutz's angry, power-claw swinging outbursts on multiple occasions, gets eaten by a Squiggoth, has been blown up by General Sturnn's [[Baneblade]], and yet, somehow, always patches himself up wif some cybork help from da Dok and is quickly back in fer anuvva go. | He is a [[Ork|MegaNob]] wearing the Orky counterpart to Terminator Armor, <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>AND IZ DA BESTEST FRIEND OF DA WARBOSS [[Gorgutz|GORGUTZ]] DA 'EAD HUNTER</span>... Or so he thinks. In truth, he's the second-in-command of Gorgutz' WAAAAAAGH!! purely due to the balls-out toughness the guy has; the guy simply ''will not die'', no matter how many times he gets shot, stabbed, crushed, or beaten. He survives Gorgutz's angry, power-claw swinging outbursts on multiple occasions, gets eaten by a Squiggoth, has been blown up by General Sturnn's [[Baneblade]], and yet, somehow, always patches himself up wif some cybork help from da Dok and is quickly back in fer anuvva go. | ||
He gets his namesake from one of the last missions of the Disorder campaign | He gets his namesake from one of the last missions of the Disorder campaign: Gorgutz needs a plan to lure [[Crull]] out of hiding (by enraging him). His helpful assistant suggests [[Derp|calling Crull a]] [[Gretchin|Grot]]. Gorgutz dubs this plan "Plan: Stupid", and explains that the plan is thusly named after the MegaNob in question. Stupid, missing the point entirely, is actually quite flattered that Gorgutz named the plan after him. [[Emperor|Jesus]], how many [[Meme]]s has fucking Dawn of War spawned? | ||
==Vidya== | ==Vidya== | ||
Revision as of 20:43, 9 June 2019
Stupid is a minor character in Dawn of War: Winter Assault.
He is a MegaNob wearing the Orky counterpart to Terminator Armor, AND IZ DA BESTEST FRIEND OF DA WARBOSS GORGUTZ DA 'EAD HUNTER... Or so he thinks. In truth, he's the second-in-command of Gorgutz' WAAAAAAGH!! purely due to the balls-out toughness the guy has; the guy simply will not die, no matter how many times he gets shot, stabbed, crushed, or beaten. He survives Gorgutz's angry, power-claw swinging outbursts on multiple occasions, gets eaten by a Squiggoth, has been blown up by General Sturnn's Baneblade, and yet, somehow, always patches himself up wif some cybork help from da Dok and is quickly back in fer anuvva go.
He gets his namesake from one of the last missions of the Disorder campaign: Gorgutz needs a plan to lure Crull out of hiding (by enraging him). His helpful assistant suggests calling Crull a Grot. Gorgutz dubs this plan "Plan: Stupid", and explains that the plan is thusly named after the MegaNob in question. Stupid, missing the point entirely, is actually quite flattered that Gorgutz named the plan after him. Jesus, how many Memes has fucking Dawn of War spawned?
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| From da canon: | The Beast - Boss Snikrot - Boss Zagstruk - Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka Grukk Face-Rippa - Mad Dok Grotsnik - Makari - Mek Boss Buzgob Mozgrod Skragbad - Nazdreg Ug Urdgrub - Old Zogwort - Orkimedes Tuska Daemon-Killa - Wazdakka Gutsmek - Zhadsnark da Rippa - Zodgrod Wortsnagga Kaptin Badrukk - Herman von Strab - Ufthak Blackhawk | |||||||
| From da gamez: | Brikkfist - Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter - Kaptin Bluddflagg - Grimskull Mister Nailbrain - Orkamungus - Spookums - Stupid | |||||||