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Skub in all its glory

Skub IRL

Skub is a fictional substance of unclear purpose created by webcomic The Perry Bible Fellowship. The comic features "Pro-Skub" and "Anti-Skub" characters fighting each other over their skub affiliation. It is never explained why skub incites such violence, and thus skub has become synonymous with things that cause unnecessary rage and difference of opinion for mundane very important things; for instance, Warhammer 40,000 and WARMACHINE are often referred to as Skubhammer and Skubmachine.

Politics (and Religion) are often thought to be Skub for grown-up, “respectable” people.

The Arguments

It's good It's Great

FUCK SKUB. SKUB FOR LIFE (if you can call it a life, you filthy skub user.)

SKUB KILLED MY SISTER AND TURNED HER CORPSE INTO A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER. THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR SISTER WAS A HERETIC THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SKUB.

SKUB WILL BRING US THE SALVATION! TO EMBRACE SKUB IS TO EMBRACE DEATH

PRAISE BE TO SKUB! SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD! Beware the heresies of false gods! Skub will lead thee unto temptation!*BLAM! HERESY* Oh you, stop that.

Skub is skub and nothing will change that.

>Still arguing over skub.

Hey... won't you believe in it? That... even if there is no God or Buddha... there is Skub. (Until we destroy it all, SKUB SHALL FALL TO THE MIGHTY HANDS OF CORAX!) *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM! STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, CRIMINAL SCUM!* *BLAM! THAT'S DOUBLE HERESY!* Kaldor Draigo will save us from Skub! LIES. HE IS THE AVATAR OF SKUB. (Not sure that's a good thing)

LOUD NOISES!!!!!

DEATH TO MEPHISTON, LORD OF SKUB, DON`T FALL TO LIES OF SKUB. IT WILL BRING DEATH!! Matt Ward HAS NOW WRITTEN SKUB INTO IT'S 5TH EDITION, WHERE IT IS NOW YOUR SPIRITUAL LIEGE!

SKUB IS DELICIOUS, AND PURPORTEDLY TASTES GOOD ON TOAST LIES AND HERESY, SKUB IS CARCINOGENIC AND TASTES LIKE SHIT

skub smells of oxygen (HURR DURR) Skub smells are the smells of heaven! >You're never going to heaven, how do you know what it smells like?

Can't we all just sit down and talk about this? FUCK YOU SKUB FOR LIFE!

The Imperium lives to serve skub BULLSHIT!!! The Imperium finds skub and KILLS IT WITH FIRE

Essentially marmite. fuk marmite real men go for vegemite A True, Strong and Healthy Anglo-Saxon would accept nothing less than Bovril WHOLESOME BLOODY SKUB on his toast.

Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub PRO SKUB!! Nope, anti Skub. Nope.avi, #skubislife Fuck yo-SKUB FOR LIFE-u, you nasty Skub user GOD.

Just As Planned. Skub users can't plan for shit.

ALL PRAISE BE TO SKUB!!! SKUB IS A GLORIOUS GIFT GIVEN TO MAN BY GOD!!! don't be so bloody ridiculous SKUB FUCKIN SUCKS

Skub is all right, I guess... No, it isn't. Yes, it is. Skub is the fucking greatest, go hide in your metal skub box.

What about guys who are neutral on skub personally... fuck 'em, indecisive bastards. Such men don't exist HAVING AN OPINION ON SKUB IS MANDATORY!

SKUB IS LOVE SKUB IS LIFE

SKUB IS HATE SKUB IS DEATH But that's heresy! *BLAM*'

on a side note, this is great once you get into it http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf

Skrub feels great if you stick your dick In it

ALL HAIL SKUB!!! ALL HAIL SKUB!!! SKUB IS FOR SKRUBS.

I HAVE A VERY STRONG OPINION ON THE SUBJECT OF SKUB

YOU'RE ALL HERETICS AND DESERVED TO BE PURGED!*BLAM*' *BLAM*'*BLAM*' (The Commissar uses skub too)

What the fuck is skub?*BLAM* That's double heresey!

More like hearsay amirite?*BLAM*'

Skub, like Hershey HERESY, tastes delicious SHITTY!

SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!!! CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE THRONE!!!

Skub? Get that away from me or I'm calling the Coast Guard *BLAM*'

Fact: A lack of Skub in your life can cause you to turn into a Chaos Spawn-OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOGLARBABLAHBALHABALAHHBLBLBLBL...

IT WILL BE MY FINEST SPREADABLE, THIS SKUB WHO GIVES OF ITSELF TO ME.

LIKE MARMITE I WILL MAKE IT DECISIVE AND IN THE FURNACE OF /tg/ FORGE IT.

IT WILL BE OF LEMON TANGINESS AND MELT-IN-YOUR-MOUTH GOODNESS.

IN GREAT MARKETING SHALL I CLAD IT AND WITH THE MIGHTIEST OF VARIANT FLAVOURS IT WILL BE ARMED.

IT WILL BE UNTOUCHED BY ALLERGIES AND INSECT BITS, NO SICKNESS WILL BLIGHT UPON IT.

IT WILL HAVE FLAVOUR, ADDICTIVITY AND MAMA'S-HOME-COOKED FEELING SO THAT NO FOE WILL BEST IT IN SALES.

IT IS MY BULWARK AGAINST ANTI-SKUBS.

IT IS MY DEFENDER OF PRO-SKUBS.

IT IS MY SKUB AND IT'S SUPPORTERS SHALL KNOW NO COUNTER-ARGUMENTS. ~The God-Emperor of Mankind On the creation of skub.

>2017 >stillnot using skub

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY AM I SCARED!!!!???

2017 and you anti-skub bigots are still out there spreadig LIES about SKUB SKUB IS DEGENERATE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

SKUB IS AMAZING AND USING IT AS A SKIN OINTMENT IS PROVEN TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE AND EXFOLIATE LIKE NO OTHER!!!

Skub is truly a unholy substance,and the above is heretical twaddle. Heed it at your own peril. LIES, SKUB IS THE EMPRAHS SPREADABLE OF CHOICE. The Emperor had Skub for breakfast before he fought Horus! Look where he is now! If he hadn't had skub for breakfast, he would have won the Horus Heresy!

In the end, there is only Skub.

Funfact: Menoth and the Devourer Wurm are fighting over a pot of skub. It's just that good bad Good BAD.

I have such faith in humanity skub humanity skub skubmanity nothing everything Nietzsche's way of thinking. The ability of people all sapient beings to argue endlessly over the pettiest greatest bullshit.

^ Disregard the above implication. Muh middleman fallacy. You can only be pro-skub or anti-skub. No in between. No sidelines.

• So which are you then, eh?

Filthy neutrals get OFF OUR PAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Stop that autistic screeching at once

• This, only filthy skub users screech like that.

Skub is great, fuck you.

Skubbary Execution (skub limbo)

Skub is so great the tyranids came to this galaxy to harness its powers tightness. All hail Cypher the true Warmaster! Codename Greatness

Snap selfies of the tyranid queen is the reason for such heresy and heredity

One must be enlightened to the Greater Good (The Greater Good) and it's message of harmony between Scub and Anti-Scub join me brothers and siste- *BLAM* DAMN TAU SCUM!

You anti-scub fuckers squander the greatest thing in the universe

If you like it so much, at least spell the goddamn name right, you ass-backwards Skub-lover.

SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE

SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE

SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE

SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE

Sly Marbo sneakily takes your Skub and proceeds to defecate all over it.

Skub caused my forge world to get taken blown up by the forces of Nurgle.

Pro-skub and anti-skub need to shut the fuck up OR ELSE. In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only skub.

You guys know Skub is actually Orc snot,right? AN' WUT DA ZOG IS RONG WIFF DAT? BEIN' ORKY ONLY MAKEZ IT BETTAH, YA GRETCHIN GIT

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  Democracy at its finest!.

• What pro-Skub say:

• What Anti-Skub say:

• What they have in Common:Rage

Both Pro-Skub and Anti-Skub need to shut the fuck up. STFU CENTRIST FAG. SKUB!!!!

I have found the solution to this terrible civil war of Skub and Anti Skub and it is! Oh wait I don't feel very good *One of the One half culled by Thanos* IT ONLY CULLED HALF OF EACH

Skub ain't that bad. OBJECTIVELY WRONG OPINION.

SKUB IS THE BEST AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MINE YA CAHNTS

Skub is very good. Who knew?

The Skub will be here forever and always. The Skub sees. The Skub knows. The Skub protects.

Lmao it's 2018 almost 2019 and Im sitting here wondering about the elections. *BLAM! HERESY*

Elections bad, skub also bad, ya bunch of animals

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, FUCK YOU SKUB LOVERS.

Who cares about skub let's talk about knees and vents.

FUCK YOURSELF CENTRIST SCUM SKUB FOR LIFE

Gallery

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  Pandora's Skub

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  disgusting GLORIOUS AND TRUTHFUL FILTHY FALSEHOOD EXCELLENT AND WONDERFUL pro-skub propaganda

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  disgusting GLORIOUS AND TRUTHFUL disgusting VALOROUS AND HONEST anti-skub propoganda