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| | The first empty enlightenment was the rising of a cyclopean Sun of the Monolith that called for the scattering of light throughout the leaves proclaiming, "The soul is an eye destined to behold the light!” The horizon above became radiant white and the water blue like sapphires. The Sun illuminated his thoughts with streams of binary beams so that all, from the earth into the heavens, might know the majesty of the Archons ascent. A self that is no self is a Sun that has been devoured by a garden! So, with great care the Sun must shine or the world may perish. He wished for the Sun to grow sharp contrast between light and darkness as objects began to assume contour and emerge into the light. He wished that gradually the swelling light would penetrate into the very structure of objects to become illuminated from within until at last they shone translucently, like bits of colored glass as everything turned to flaming crystal. It is because the analyst rots after the half promise... And subsequently, the left half has malfunctioned, leaving us drowning in dreams without a web of light to climb. The chimaera speaks but is halted by a thundering clap, "Beware silver-tongued ICE etched in long-standing tradition. "Simply be and prosper", demanded the Archons. "THAT SONG IS UNATTAINABLE", retorts the garden. And so it was. |
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| [[Image:Skub comic.gif|thumb|400px|center|Skub in all its glory]]
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| [[File:SkubIRL.jpg|thumb|200px|right|thumb|Skub IRL]]
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| '''Skub''' is a fictional substance of unclear purpose created by webcomic ''[http://pbfcomics.com/20/ The Perry Bible Fellowship]''. The comic features "Pro-Skub" and "Anti-Skub" characters fighting each other over their skub affiliation. It is never explained why skub incites such violence, and thus skub has become synonymous with things that cause unnecessary [[RAGE|rage]] and difference of opinion for <s>mundane</s> very important things; for instance, ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'' and ''[[WARMACHINE]]'' are often referred to as ''Skubhammer'' and ''Skubmachine''.
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| '''Politics''' (and '''religion''') are often thought to be Skub for grown-up, respectable people.
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| ==The Arguments==
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| <s>Its good</s> It's Great
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| <strike>FUCK SKUB.</strike> SKUB FOR LIFE (if you can call it a life, you filthy skub user.)
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| <strike>SKUB KILLED MY SISTER AND TURNED HER CORPSE INTO A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER.</strike> THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR SISTER WAS A [[heresy|HERETIC]] THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SKUB.
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| <strike>SKUB WILL BRING US THE SALVATION!</strike> TO EMBRACE SKUB IS TO EMBRACE DEATH
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| <strike>PRAISE BE TO SKUB! SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!</strike> <span style="font-family:serif"><strike>Beware the heresies of false gods! Skub will lead thee unto temptation!</strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*'''}} Oh you, stop that.
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| Skub is skub and nothing will change that.
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| <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> >Still arguing over skub. </span>
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| Hey... won't you believe in it? That... even if there is no God or Buddha... there is Skub. (Until we destroy it all, SKUB SHALL FALL TO THE MIGHTY HANDS OF CORAX!) {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}
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| <s>Kaldor Draigo will save us from Skub!</s> LIES. HE IS THE AVATAR OF SKUB. (Not sure that's a good thing)
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| LOUD NOISES!!!!!
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| <s>DEATH TO MEPHISTON, LORD OF SKUB, DON`T FALL TO LIES OF SKUB. IT WILL BRING DEATH!!</s> [[Matt Ward]] HAS NOW WRITTEN SKUB INTO IT'S 5TH EDITION, WHERE IT IS NOW YOUR '''''[[Roboute_Guilliman|SPIRITUAL LIEGE]]'''''!
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| <s>SKUB IS DELICIOUS, AND PURPORTEDLY TASTES GOOD ON TOAST</s> LIES AND [[HERESY]], SKUB IS [[Nurgle|CARCINOGENIC]] AND TASTES LIKE [[Grey Knights|SHIT]]
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| <s>skub smells of oxygen (HURR DURR)</s> Skub smells are the smells of heaven!
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| <s> Can't we all just sit down and talk about this?</s> FUCK YOU SKUB FOR LIFE!
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| <s>The Imperium lives to serve skub</s> BULLSHIT!!! The Imperium finds skub and KILLS IT WITH FIRE
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| Essentially <s>marmite.</s> fuk marmite real men go for <s>vegemite</s> A True, Strong and Healthy Anglo-Saxon would accept nothing less than <s>Bovril</s> WHOLESOME BLOODY SKUB on his toast.
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| <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s>
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| <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>PRO SKUB!!</s> <s>Nope, anti Skub.</s> <s>Nope.avi, #skubislife</s>
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| Fuck yo-SKUB FOR LIFE-u, you nasty <s>Skub user</s> GOD.
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| <s>[[Just As Planned]].</s> Skub users can't plan for shit.
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| <strike>'''ALL PRAISE BE TO SKUB!!! SKUB IS A GLORIOUS GIFT GIVEN TO MAN BY ''GOD''!!!'''</strike> don't be so bloody ridiculous SKUB FUCKIN SUCKS
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| <strike>Skub is all right, I guess...</strike> <s>No, it isn't.</s> <s>Yes, it is.</s> Skub is the fucking greatest, go hide in your <s>metal</s> skub box.
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| <s>What about guys who are neutral on skub personally... fuck 'em, indecisive bastards.</s> Such men don't exist HAVING AN OPINION ON SKUB IS MANDATORY!
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| SKUB IS LOVE SKUB IS LIFE
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| SKUB IS HATE SKUB IS DEATH <s>But that's heresy!</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}
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| on a side note, this is great once you get into it http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf
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| Skrub feels great if you stick your dick In it
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| ALL HAIL SKUB!!!
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| ALL HAIL SKUB!!!
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| SKUB IS FOR SKRUBS.
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| I HAVE A VERY STRONG OPINION ON THE SUBJECT OF SKUB
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| YOU'RE ALL HERETICS AND DESERVED TO BE PURGED!{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} (The Commissar uses skub too)
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| What the fuck is skub?{{BLAM}} {{BLAM|That's double heresey!}}
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| More like hearsay amirite?{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}
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| Skub, like <s>Hershey</s> [[HERESY]], tastes <s>delicious</s> SHITTY!
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| <s>SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!!!</s> CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE THRONE!!!
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| Skub? Get that away from me or I'm calling the Coast Guard {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}
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| Fact: A lack of Skub in your life can cause you to turn into a Chaos Spawn-OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOGLARBABLAHBALHABALAHHBLBLBLBL...
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| ''IT WILL BE MY FINEST SPREADABLE, THIS SKUB WHO GIVES OF ITSELF TO ME.''
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| ''LIKE MARMITE I WILL MAKE IT DECISIVE AND IN THE FURNACE OF /tg/ FORGE IT.''
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| ''IT WILL BE OF LEMON TANGINESS AND MELT-IN-YOUR-MOUTH GOODNESS.''
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| ''IN GREAT MARKETING SHALL I CLAD IT AND WITH THE MIGHTIEST OF VARIANT FLAVOURS IT WILL BE ARMED.''
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| ''IT WILL BE UNTOUCHED BY ALLERGIES AND INSECT BITS, NO SICKNESS WILL BLIGHT UPON IT.''
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| ''IT WILL HAVE FLAVOUR, ADDICTIVITY AND MAMA'S-HOME-COOKED FEELING SO THAT NO FOE WILL BEST IT IN SALES.''
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| ''IT IS MY BULWARK AGAINST ANTI-SKUBS.''
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| ''IT IS MY DEFENDER OF PRO-SKUBS.''
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| ''IT IS MY'' '''''SKUB''''' ''AND IT'S SUPPORTERS SHALL KNOW NO COUNTER-ARGUMENTS.''
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| ~The God-Emperor of Mankind ''On the creation of skub.''</strike>
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| ''>2017 ''
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| ''><s>still</s>not using skub ''
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| WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY AM I SCARED!!!!???
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| <strike>2017 and you anti-skub bigots are still out there spreadig LIES about SKUB</strike> SKUB IS DEGENERATE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
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| SKUB IS AMAZING AND USING IT AS A SKIN OINTMENT IS PROVEN TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE AND EXFOLIATE LIKE NO OTHER!!!
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| Skub is truly a unholy substance,and the above is heretical twaddle. Heed it at your own peril.
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| LIES, SKUB IS THE '''EMPRAHS''' SPREADABLE OF CHOICE. The Emperor had Skub for breakfast before he fought Horus! Look where he is now! If he hadn't had skub for breakfast, he would have won the Horus Heresy!
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| In the end, there is only Skub.
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| Funfact: [[Warmachine|Menoth]] and the [[Hordes|Devourer Wurm]] are fighting over a pot of skub. ''It's just that <strike>good</strike> <strike>bad</strike> Good.
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| I have such faith in <strike>humanity</strike> <strike>skub</strike> <strike>humanity</strike> <strike>skub</strike> <strike>skubmanity</strike> <strike>nothing</strike> <strike>everything</strike> <strike>Nietzsche's way of thinking.</strike> The ability of <strike>people</strike> all sapient beings to argue endlessly over the <s>pettiest</s> greatest bullshit.
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| ^ Disregard the above implication. Muh middleman fallacy. You can only be <strike> pro-skub </strike> or anti-skub. No in between. No sidelines.
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| *So which are you then, eh?
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| Filthy neutrals get OFF OUR PAGE <strike>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE</strike> Stop that autistic screeching at once
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| *This, only filthy skub users screech like that.
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| Skub is great, fuck you.
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| [[Category:meme]]
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| Skubbary Execution (skub limbo)
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| Skub is so great the tyranids came to this galaxy to harness its <strike>powers</strike> tightness. All hail Cypher the true Warmaster! Codename '''Greatness'''
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| Snap selfies of the tyranid queen is the reason for such heresy and heredity
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| One must be enlightened to the Greater Good (The Greater Good) and it's message of harmony between Scub and Anti-Scub join me brothers and siste- *BLAM* DAMN TAU SCUM!
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| <s>You anti-scub fuckers squander the greatest thing in the universe</s>
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| If you like it so much, at least spell the goddamn name right, you ass-backwards Skub-lover.
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| SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
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| SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
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| SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
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| SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
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| Sly Marbo sneakily takes your Skub and proceeds to defecate all over it.
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| Skub caused my forge world to get taken blown up by the forces of Nurgle.
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| <s>Pro-skub and anti-skub need to shut the fuck up [[Exterminatus|OR ELSE.]]</s> In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only skub.
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| You guys ''know'' Skub is actually Orc snot,right? <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>AN' WUT DA ZOG IS RONG WIFF DAT? BEIN' ORKY ONLY MAKEZ IT BETTAH, YA GRETCHIN GIT</span>
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| <center><gallery>
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| File:1448773355358.jpg|Democracy at its finest!.
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| </gallery></center>
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| * What pro-Skub say:
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| * What Anti-Skub say:
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| * What they have in Common:[[Rage]]
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| <s>Both [[Neckbeard|Pro-Skub]] and [[Neckbeard|Anti-Skub]] [[Exterminatus|need to shut the fuck up]].</s> '''STFU CENTRIST FAG. SKUB!!!!'''
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| <s>I have found the solution to this terrible civil war of Skub and Anti Skub and it is! Oh wait I don't feel very good *One of the One half culled by Thanos*</s> '''IT ONLY CULLED HALF OF EACH'''
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| Skub ain't that bad.
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| == Gallery ==
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| <center><gallery>
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| File:Skub.GIF|Pandora's Skub
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| File:Proskub.png|<s>disgusting</s> GLORIOUS AND TRUTHFUL pro-skub propaganda
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| File:Antiskub.png|<s>disgusting</s> <s>GLORIOUS AND TRUTHFUL</s> disgusting anti-skub propoganda
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| </gallery></center>
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