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[[Image:Ronahn.jpg|thumb|right|He still looks like a fag.]]
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Ronahn is an Eldar ranger, formerly a pathfinder of craftworld Ulthwe. While he comes under the service of Craftworld Alaitoc, he technically has no real allegiance to them, and will probably leave when he feels like it. Also , '''Spoiler alert''', he's [[Taldeer]]'s brother....'''What a Tweest !!!''' (Though it is unknown if he was her Older, younger or twin brother). He was greatly depressed about his sisters death (who's visions were all technically bullshit, and led to her death). This was furthered strengthened when he left Ulthwe because of Idranel's failure (Which ,he believed, the cause was her being too arrogant and cocksure that her visions were 100% accurate), thus losing faith in his craftworld, and soon grew prejudice and cynicism against psykers. He also left because his dick of a father, [[Eldrad]], didn't give a damn about his own flesh and blood's demise. Same goes to his ever-virgin sister, [[Macha]] (Who threw a huge party).  
Ronahn is an Eldar ranger, formerly a pathfinder of Craftworld Ulthwe. Although he is in the service of Craftworld Alaitoc, he has no real allegiance to them and will probably leave once he feels like it. Spoiler alert: {Spoiler|he's Taldeer's brother; not sure if he was her older, younger or twin}}. He was severely depressed about his sister's death, whose visions were all bullshit and led to her death anyways. This depression was strengthened when he left Ulthwe because of Idranel's failure.  He believed the cause of her failure was her cocksure arrogance that her visions were 100% accurate.  Thus he lost faith in his craftworld, and grew prejudiced and cynical about psykers. He also left his home because father is a total dick and didn't give a damn about the demise of his daughter's demise. Same goes to his ever-virgin sister {{Spoiler|Macha}}, who threw a huge party; daddy's little girl, or just a bitch, Ronahn didn't care he just left.


During the course of the Eldar campaign, he is continuously skeptic with Veldoran and Elenwe's prophecies, believing them to be rubbish. He also thinks that Kayleth is a bitch. Mostly because she thinks that he's ignorant and a loud-mouth complainer, though they do have some agreements with each other. When it is revealed that Kyras was the one who had orchestrated Taldeer's slow demise, he switches to the vengeful brother and swears revenge, though he does become relieved when he learns that Taldeer's soul stone had survived, and is now in the possession of Kyras.
During the Eldar campaign, he is continuously skeptic with Veldoran and Elenwe's prophecies, declaring them to be rubbish. He also thinks that Kayleth is a bitch -- mostly because she calls him an ignorant loud-mouth complainer -- though they do agree on issues sometimes. When it was revealed that Kyras had orchestrated his sister's slow demise, he drops the emo shit and turns on vengeful-brother mode to swear vengence.  He's relieved when he learns his sister's soul stone had survived in Kyras's possession.


He and Kayleths forces succeed in destroying Kyras and retrieve Taldeer's soul stone. He then leaves them to return to Ulthwe to place Taldeer's soul stone into the infinity circuit.
Working with Kayleth's forces, he succeeds in destroying Kyras and retrieving his sister's soul stone. Immediately he leaves to return to Craftworld Ulthwe to place Taldeer's soul stone into the infinity circuit.


Of course, this is not cannon and never will be canon. Eldar? Winning? Preposterous!
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:''Of course, this is not cannon and never will be canon. Eldar? Winning? Preposterous!''
::''Ever heard of [[Dawn_of_War#Winter_Assault|Winter Assault]]?''
:::STFU PUSSY. STURNN WON WINTER ASSAULT. A PIECE OF WARGEAR IN THE RETRIBUTION IG CAMPAIGN SAYS SO!
:''Taldeer being alive in [[Dawn_of_War#Dark_Crusade|Dark Crusade]] would prove otherwise.
::''So? Gorgutz consistently lost in every fucking game he was in, and yet he appeared all the way up to Soulstorm. Quit being a fuck up. Furthermore the armor pretty much says that Sturnn 'led his regiment to victory in finding the Imperator Titan of Lorne V'. In those fucking words.''
:::''But while Gorgutz makes a miraculous escape every single time, Taldeer dies in the IG scenario.''
Jesus Christ, guys.  Let's just say that everyone won in Winter Assault.  Except for [[Crull]].  Nobody likes Crull.


(<s>Ever heard of [[Dawn_of_War#Winter_Assault|Winter Assault]]?</s> STFU PUSSY. STURNN WON WINTER ASSAULT. A PIECE OF WARGEAR IN THE RETRIBUTION IG CAMPAIGN SAYS SO! <s>Taldeer being alive in [[Dawn_of_War#Dark_Crusade|Dark Crusade]] would prove otherwise.</s> <s>So? Gorgutz consistently lost in every fucking game he was in, and yet he appeared all the way up to Soulstorm. Quit being a fuck up. Furthermore the armor pretty much says that Sturnn 'led his regiment to victory in finding the Imperator Titan of Lorne V'. In those fucking words.</s> <s>But while Gorgutz makes a miraculous escape every single time, Taldeer dies in the IG scenario.</s>
== Taldeer is dead....Meh, like we care ==
Ronahn hurried towards the main chamber of the spire.  He needed to confront his father over the dreadful turn of events. ''How could this have happened?'', Ronahn thought as he raced towards the chambers massive doors. Ronahn wanted to believe that this was not be happening; he wanted to believe that this was nothing but a dream. In truth, this was a painful reality:  Taldeer was dead. As he approached the door, it mystically opened just inches away from his fingertips as if the room itself was waiting for his arrival.  Inside sat his esteemed father, Eldrad Ulthran, resting comfortably on his throne and reading his own memoirs of his past cleverness.  Ronahn restrained his emotions, and approached his father with as much haste as courtly manners allowed.  Eldrad ignored him, until the moment Ronahn was about to speak then Eldrad raised a single finger to motion Ronahn to be silent. For a moment that felt like an entire day, Ronahn stood still. Eldrad, who still hadn't raised his eyes from his memoirs,  gestured his hand for Ronahn to speak.
 
"Father", Ronahn started, "as your power of farsight is greater than any known farseer, you are obviously aware of... a certain tragedy."  Eldrad made no motion to acknowledge that he heard what was said, and Ronahn waited even longer, weeks passing by in his malestrom of emotion.  Finally, Eldrad spoke.
 
"No."  Just that one word, without emotion.  


Let's just agree that everyone won in Winter Assault. Except for [[Crull]])
This confused Ronahn, enough that he forgot his manners and challenged: "No, father?"


== Taldeer is dead....Meh, like we care ==
Eldrad, finally lifting his eyes and looking at his son, tossed the writ to the floor at his feet. "Of course not", Eldrad spat. "You know very well this is the time when I meditate, go to warp and play chess with the guys. It always ends in a tie, " Eldrad sneered, "and i cant let Tzeentch, the Deceiver, the Emperor and Cegorach get the better of me by allowing myself to be interrupted, now can I?  Don't answer that, it was a rhetorical question."  Eldrad folded his hands before him, in a mockery of an student's posture before a teacher, and said "If, however, you have news for me instead of wasting my time with vague questions, I'm all ears".  
Ronahn hurried towards the main chamber of the spire. He needed to confront his father of such dreadful turn of events. ''How could this have happened'', Ronahn thought as he raced towards the chambers massive doors. Ronahn wanted to believe that this could not be happening. He wanted to believe that this was all a dream. But it was a painful reality... Taldeer is dead. The moment he was but inches away from the door, it mystically opened before his very eyes. Inside,he saw his father, Eldrad Ulthran, resting comfortably on his throne reading memoirs of his past dickery. Ronahn calmly walked towards him, but Eldrad seemingly did not notice him. As he was about to speak, Eldrad gestured his hand for Ronahn to be silent.  
 
Ronahn hesitated, then announced "Father; Taldeer, my sister... she is dead."
 
A few moments of chilly silence followed.  When nothing Ronahn said nothing else, Eldrad quipped "Oh, well can't be helped, what's done is done."  Ronahn was visibly shocked by his father apathetic response.  It should have been unsurprising given  Eldrad history of self-involvement and callous machinations. "Father!", Ronahn exclaimed , "how could you be so cold when this is the death of your own flesh and blood?"
 
Eldrad snorted and replied, "My flesh and blood does not guarantee the results will not be a complete idiot. If she was so  cocksure in the accuracy of her farsight visions, and she doesn't anticipate nor prepare for things going not as planned, she deserves the reward for the absence of a plan."


For a moment, Ronahn stood still. Eldrad, still setting his eyes on his memoirs, gestured his hand for Ronahn to speak. "Father", ronahn said, "As your power of farsight is greater than any known farseer, you are obviously aware of...a certain tragedy". Eldrad did not quickly respond. Ronahn waited for an answer, until finally, Eldrad spoke. "No", Eldrad said without any enthusiasm. Ronahn, puzzled, asked, "No, father?" Eldrad, finally paying attention to his son, casually threw away his memoirs and said, "Of course not", Eldrad retorted, " You know very well that this is when I meditate, go to warp and play chess with the guys, and as usual, it always ends in a tie".Eldrad continued, "And i cant let Tzeentch, the Deceiver, the Emperor and Cegorach get the better of me if i get interrupted, cant it?" Eldrad, dismissing his question, said, "But if you have news for me, I'm all ears".  
Ronahn's shocked and his father's callousness overwhelmed his restraint. Boiling with anger, he shouted, "You ''complete'' and ''utter '''dick!!!'''''" Eldrad showed emotion for the first time since Ronahn entered the chamber: with a hint of satisfaction, he said "why, thank you for the compliment; I do try my best." Ronahn, speechless with anger and contempt, stormed out of the chamber. In his temper, he failed to notice Macha and Caerys waiting outside until he nearly bumped into them.  


"Father", ronahn hesitantly said, "Taldeer.....is dead". Eldrad, after of few moments of silence, coldly remarked, "Oh, well cant be helped, cant be helped". Ronahn was visibly shocked by his father apathy. Though it was unsurprising considering that Eldrad was a huge dick who was very self-centered. "Father!", Ronahn exclaimed , "how could you be so cold over the death of your own flesh and blood?" Eldrad laughed and said, "Flesh and blood read complete idiot", Eldrad stated, "If she was so confident and cocksure that her visions were accurate, and then suddenly going not as planned, she deserves everything she gets". Ronahn, shocked and angry, shouted, "You complete and utter dick !!!" Eldrad, instead of being insulted, found ronahns statement more of a compliment and said, "Thank you, I do my best". Ronahn, utterly disgusted, stormed out of the chamber. Ronahn was so angry that he failed to notice Macha and Caerys, and as a result, bumped into them.  
"Ronahn!", Macha exclaimed, bubbling with excitement. "Have you heard the news of Kronus campaign?" Ronahn's disgust rose in his throat. He knew Macha would be delighted to hear of Taldeer's demise. He knew Caerys was the same, and the satisfaction on her face confirmed his low expectations. "Yes, dear sister", Ronahn grunted, regaining his restraint by flexing his hands at his sides. "You are not the least distressed regarding our sibling's death, are you?" Macha, in a transparent feigning of compassion, cooed, "Oh my dear brother, of course I'm upset..." After a dramatic pause, she continued: "I'm upset I didn't get to see that bitch die!" Macha and Caerys laughed at this great wit, and gave each other a high five.  They skipped merrily around Ronahn and into Eldrad's chamber.


"Ronahn!", Macha exclaimed, visibly excited, "Have you heard the news of Kronus campaign?" Ronahn became even more disgusted. He knew that Macha was glad to hear of Taldeers demise. He could say the same for Caerys, as she was shown to be very satisfied. "Yes, dear sister", Ronahn grunted, attempting to hold his rage," And you are obviously not upset of our siblings death, am i right?" Macha, feigning any sort of compassion, said, "Oh dear brother, of course I'm upset". Macha stopped momentarily and continued, "I'm upset I didn't get to see that bitch die". Both screamed in joy, gave each other a high five, and proceeded to skip merrily to Eldrad's chamber.
Ronahn stood still in the hallway, stunned that his own family and best friend cared so little about his sister's death. His disgust climbed high enough to leave a burning taste in his mouth. He would never see his sister again.  Who was at fault? His uncaring family?  The apathy of Caerys?  Did he not do enough himself?   After mulling these thoughts over, he came to the conclusion that blame laid at the feet of the person he entrusted with Taldeer's safety. Surely, the Vindicare assassin was to blame for failing to protect Taldeer.  With that certainty, he swore an oath of vengeance. Ronahn's heart burned with the fires of hate -- fires that could only be extinguished with the bitter-sweet blood of retribution.


Ronahn could not believe that his own family and best friend didn't care about his sisters death. He felt utterly disgusted and pained. His sister was dead, and who was to blame? His family? Caerys? Himself? Yes. But after much thought, he came to a conclusion that the real person to blame was the very person he trusted for Taldeers safety. He concluded that the vindicare assassin was to blame for failing Taldeer. And with that, he swore vengeance. Ronahn's heart burned with the fires of hate. A fire that could only be extinguished with the sweet taste of retribution."
"I swear, by the bloody hand of [[Khaine|Khaela Mensha Khaine]], I will see that bastard pay ''WITH HIS LIFE!''"


"I Swear, by the bloody hand of [[Khaela Mensha Khaine]], I will see that bastard pay '''WITH. HIS. LIFE!!!!'''".


==Trivia==
==Trivia==

Revision as of 11:54, 18 April 2011

He still looks like a fag.

Ronahn is an Eldar ranger, formerly a pathfinder of Craftworld Ulthwe. Although he is in the service of Craftworld Alaitoc, he has no real allegiance to them and will probably leave once he feels like it. Spoiler alert: {Spoiler|he's Taldeer's brother; not sure if he was her older, younger or twin}}. He was severely depressed about his sister's death, whose visions were all bullshit and led to her death anyways. This depression was strengthened when he left Ulthwe because of Idranel's failure. He believed the cause of her failure was her cocksure arrogance that her visions were 100% accurate. Thus he lost faith in his craftworld, and grew prejudiced and cynical about psykers. He also left his home because father is a total dick and didn't give a damn about the demise of his daughter's demise. Same goes to his ever-virgin sister Macha, who threw a huge party; daddy's little girl, or just a bitch, Ronahn didn't care he just left.

During the Eldar campaign, he is continuously skeptic with Veldoran and Elenwe's prophecies, declaring them to be rubbish. He also thinks that Kayleth is a bitch -- mostly because she calls him an ignorant loud-mouth complainer -- though they do agree on issues sometimes. When it was revealed that Kyras had orchestrated his sister's slow demise, he drops the emo shit and turns on vengeful-brother mode to swear vengence. He's relieved when he learns his sister's soul stone had survived in Kyras's possession.

Working with Kayleth's forces, he succeeds in destroying Kyras and retrieving his sister's soul stone. Immediately he leaves to return to Craftworld Ulthwe to place Taldeer's soul stone into the infinity circuit.

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Of course, this is not cannon and never will be canon. Eldar? Winning? Preposterous!
Ever heard of Winter Assault?
STFU PUSSY. STURNN WON WINTER ASSAULT. A PIECE OF WARGEAR IN THE RETRIBUTION IG CAMPAIGN SAYS SO!
Taldeer being alive in Dark Crusade would prove otherwise.
So? Gorgutz consistently lost in every fucking game he was in, and yet he appeared all the way up to Soulstorm. Quit being a fuck up. Furthermore the armor pretty much says that Sturnn 'led his regiment to victory in finding the Imperator Titan of Lorne V'. In those fucking words.
But while Gorgutz makes a miraculous escape every single time, Taldeer dies in the IG scenario.

Jesus Christ, guys. Let's just say that everyone won in Winter Assault. Except for Crull. Nobody likes Crull.

Taldeer is dead....Meh, like we care

Ronahn hurried towards the main chamber of the spire. He needed to confront his father over the dreadful turn of events. How could this have happened?, Ronahn thought as he raced towards the chambers massive doors. Ronahn wanted to believe that this was not be happening; he wanted to believe that this was nothing but a dream. In truth, this was a painful reality: Taldeer was dead. As he approached the door, it mystically opened just inches away from his fingertips as if the room itself was waiting for his arrival. Inside sat his esteemed father, Eldrad Ulthran, resting comfortably on his throne and reading his own memoirs of his past cleverness. Ronahn restrained his emotions, and approached his father with as much haste as courtly manners allowed. Eldrad ignored him, until the moment Ronahn was about to speak then Eldrad raised a single finger to motion Ronahn to be silent. For a moment that felt like an entire day, Ronahn stood still. Eldrad, who still hadn't raised his eyes from his memoirs, gestured his hand for Ronahn to speak.

"Father", Ronahn started, "as your power of farsight is greater than any known farseer, you are obviously aware of... a certain tragedy." Eldrad made no motion to acknowledge that he heard what was said, and Ronahn waited even longer, weeks passing by in his malestrom of emotion. Finally, Eldrad spoke.

"No." Just that one word, without emotion.

This confused Ronahn, enough that he forgot his manners and challenged: "No, father?"

Eldrad, finally lifting his eyes and looking at his son, tossed the writ to the floor at his feet. "Of course not", Eldrad spat. "You know very well this is the time when I meditate, go to warp and play chess with the guys. It always ends in a tie, " Eldrad sneered, "and i cant let Tzeentch, the Deceiver, the Emperor and Cegorach get the better of me by allowing myself to be interrupted, now can I? Don't answer that, it was a rhetorical question." Eldrad folded his hands before him, in a mockery of an student's posture before a teacher, and said "If, however, you have news for me instead of wasting my time with vague questions, I'm all ears".

Ronahn hesitated, then announced "Father; Taldeer, my sister... she is dead."

A few moments of chilly silence followed. When nothing Ronahn said nothing else, Eldrad quipped "Oh, well can't be helped, what's done is done." Ronahn was visibly shocked by his father apathetic response. It should have been unsurprising given Eldrad history of self-involvement and callous machinations. "Father!", Ronahn exclaimed , "how could you be so cold when this is the death of your own flesh and blood?"

Eldrad snorted and replied, "My flesh and blood does not guarantee the results will not be a complete idiot. If she was so cocksure in the accuracy of her farsight visions, and she doesn't anticipate nor prepare for things going not as planned, she deserves the reward for the absence of a plan."

Ronahn's shocked and his father's callousness overwhelmed his restraint. Boiling with anger, he shouted, "You complete and utter dick!!!" Eldrad showed emotion for the first time since Ronahn entered the chamber: with a hint of satisfaction, he said "why, thank you for the compliment; I do try my best." Ronahn, speechless with anger and contempt, stormed out of the chamber. In his temper, he failed to notice Macha and Caerys waiting outside until he nearly bumped into them.

"Ronahn!", Macha exclaimed, bubbling with excitement. "Have you heard the news of Kronus campaign?" Ronahn's disgust rose in his throat. He knew Macha would be delighted to hear of Taldeer's demise. He knew Caerys was the same, and the satisfaction on her face confirmed his low expectations. "Yes, dear sister", Ronahn grunted, regaining his restraint by flexing his hands at his sides. "You are not the least distressed regarding our sibling's death, are you?" Macha, in a transparent feigning of compassion, cooed, "Oh my dear brother, of course I'm upset..." After a dramatic pause, she continued: "I'm upset I didn't get to see that bitch die!" Macha and Caerys laughed at this great wit, and gave each other a high five. They skipped merrily around Ronahn and into Eldrad's chamber.

Ronahn stood still in the hallway, stunned that his own family and best friend cared so little about his sister's death. His disgust climbed high enough to leave a burning taste in his mouth. He would never see his sister again. Who was at fault? His uncaring family? The apathy of Caerys? Did he not do enough himself? After mulling these thoughts over, he came to the conclusion that blame laid at the feet of the person he entrusted with Taldeer's safety. Surely, the Vindicare assassin was to blame for failing to protect Taldeer. With that certainty, he swore an oath of vengeance. Ronahn's heart burned with the fires of hate -- fires that could only be extinguished with the bitter-sweet blood of retribution.

"I swear, by the bloody hand of Khaela Mensha Khaine, I will see that bastard pay WITH HIS LIFE!"


Trivia

  • He's one sexy beast. Though not as sexy as sexy as "Spike Spiegal" Cyrus lulz.
  • He actually had the balls to say Slaanesh (Which is a forbidden word to speak of for the Eldar).
  • Previously disliked the relationship between his sister and the vindicare assassin. But now that Taldeer's dead he doesn't dislike the latter anymore...HE FUCKING DESPISES THAT SON OF A BITCH FOR FAILING TO PROTECT HIS OLDER/YOUNGER/TWIN SISTER !!! OH RONAHNS A RAGING HURRICANE OF VENGEANCE !!!!