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[[File:Anggrath.jpg|350px|right|thumb|Overflowing with piss and vinegar.]]
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An'ggrath the Unbound, the Guardian of the Throne of Skulls, Most Favoured of [[Khorne]], Lord of [[Bloodthirster]]s and the Deathbringer is the most powerful of Khorne's greater daemons and should by rights then be a hard as bastard who would reduce [[neckbeards]] to manly tears and gnashing teeth of jealously at his bad-assness.
An'ggrath the Unbound, the Guardian of the Throne of Skulls, Most Favoured of [[Khorne]], Lord of [[Bloodthirster]]s and the Deathbringer, is the most powerful of Khorne the God of War's greater daemons and should by rights then be a hard as bastard who would reduce [[neckbeards]] to manly tears and gnashing teeth of jealously at his bad-assness.


Instead he is an hilarious example of [[fail]] as each of the times he has been mentioned he has been soundly beaten and sent running back to his master with his tail between his legs. Perhaps he represents the concept of loss in war? No idea but it would go a way to explain why he sucks at winning.
Instead he is an hilarious example of [[fail]] as each of the times he has been mentioned he has been soundly beaten and sent running back to his master with his tail between his legs. Perhaps he represents the concept of loss in war? No idea but it would go a way to explain why he sucks at winning.


During the [[Horus Heresy]], [[Lorgar]], weakest of the [[primarch]]es(NOT), had to face An'ggrath, strongest of the daemons of war, in a duel to prove his loyalty to the [[Chaos Gods]]. You'd expect Lorgar, who got kicked about by his brothers, to be well and truly curb stomped here but no, he gave An'ggrath a well resounding butt kicking instead. Did my cup of tea just fall from my hand in surprise? I think it bloody well did.
During the [[Horus Heresy]], [[Lorgar]], weakest of the [[Primarch]]s, had to face An'ggrath, in a duel to prove his loyalty to the [[Chaos Gods]]. You'd expect Lorgar, who got kicked about by his brothers, to be well and truly curb stomped here but no, he gave An'ggrath a well resounding butt kicking instead. Did my cup of tea just fall from my hand in surprise? I think it bloody well did.


The first time he was summoned into the material plane was on the hive world of '''Ashur''' where Khornite cults were being purged by the '''Metamarines''' chapter. In desperation they invoked An'ggrath's name and summoned him, where he proceeded to [[RIP AND TEAR|BUTCHER EVERY LIVING THING ON THE PLANET]]. While this seems almost incredulous it is stated that it took An'ggrath seven years to complete the deed. Therefore he was not defeated and banished back into the warp, but simply ran out of things to chop apart.
The first time he was summoned into the material plane was on the hive world of '''Ashur''' where Khornite cults were being purged by the '''Metamarines''' chapter. In desperation they invoked An'ggrath's name and summoned him, where he proceeded to [[RIP AND TEAR|BUTCHER EVERY LIVING THING ON THE PLANET]]. While this seems almost incredulous it is stated that it took An'ggrath seven years to complete the deed. Therefore he was not defeated and banished back into the warp, but simply ran out of things to chop apart.


The second time was during the [[Vraks|siege of Vraks]]. Towards the end of the conflict An'ggrath finally decided to show his face, perhaps hoping to steal some of the glory while noone was watching. Unfortunately for him the [[Inquisition]] got a whiff he was creeping around and one of their inquisitors, armed with a potent toothpick, promptly pricked An'ggrath and sent him yelping back to Khorne's throne (although to be fair the toothpick was made specifically to kill ultra daemons so that helped 'quisitor Rex cut off An'ggraths knackers).
The second time was during the [[Vraks|siege of Vraks]]. Towards the end of the conflict An'ggrath finally decided to show his face, perhaps hoping to steal some of the glory while noone was watching. Unfortunately for him the [[Inquisition]] got a whiff he was creeping around and one of their [[Inquisitor]]s, armed with a potent toothpick, promptly pricked An'ggrath and sent him yelping back to Khorne's throne (although to be fair the toothpick was made specifically to kill ultra daemons so that helped Inquisitor [[Hector Rex]] cut off An'ggraths knackers).


The Blood God did sigh and put his head in his hands, shaking it with despair. What is an evil god to do when the best he had is something that cannot even take out one measly human?
The Blood God did sigh and put his head in his hands, shaking it with despair. What is an evil god to do when the best he had is something that cannot even take out one measly human?


Well, call [[Forge World]] of course! Thus they made a model (though good ol' GW has made a cooler one) and rules for him. To be honest he just looks like a normal bloodthrister pumped full of steroids. Don't do drugs kids! You'll end up all red, veiny and unable to do anything but RAAAGGGEEEEEEE. At 888 points of gargantuan creature rules, only [[Angron]] and some of the bigger Titans have a chance of taking him on face to face. Hence, there's a bit of ludonarrative dissonance between the crunch and the fluff regarding An'ggrath: specifically, it is ''impossible'' for most of the characters that do beat him in the fluff to actually beat him (primarch's notwithstanding).
Well, call [[Forge World]] of course! Thus they made a model (though good ol' GW has made a cooler one) and rules for him. To be honest he just looks like a normal bloodthrister pumped full of steroids. Don't do drugs kids! You'll end up all red, veiny and unable to do anything but RAAAGGGEEEEEEE. At 888 points of gargantuan creature rules, only [[Angron]] and some of the bigger [[Titan]]s have a chance of taking him on face to face. Hence, there's a bit of dissonance between the crunch and the fluff regarding An'ggrath: specifically, it is ''impossible'' for most of the characters that do beat him in the fluff to actually beat him.


Canon is shifty on whether Ka'Bandha or An'ggrath is in fact the most powerful Bloodthirster, as multiple conflicting sources and titles each state that one or the other is in fact more full of RIP AND TEAR.
Canon is shifty on whether Ka'Bandha or An'ggrath is in fact the most powerful Bloodthirster, as multiple conflicting sources and titles each state that one or the other is in fact more full of RIP AND TEAR.


[[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Daemons]][[Category:Warhammer Fantasy]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
[[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Daemons]][[Category:Warhammer Fantasy]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]

Revision as of 05:01, 25 June 2016

Overflowing with piss and vinegar.

An'ggrath the Unbound, the Guardian of the Throne of Skulls, Most Favoured of Khorne, Lord of Bloodthirsters and the Deathbringer is the most powerful of Khorne's greater daemons and should by rights then be a hard as bastard who would reduce neckbeards to manly tears and gnashing teeth of jealously at his bad-assness.

Instead he is an hilarious example of fail as each of the times he has been mentioned he has been soundly beaten and sent running back to his master with his tail between his legs. Perhaps he represents the concept of loss in war? No idea but it would go a way to explain why he sucks at winning.

During the Horus Heresy, Lorgar, weakest of the Primarchs, had to face An'ggrath, in a duel to prove his loyalty to the Chaos Gods. You'd expect Lorgar, who got kicked about by his brothers, to be well and truly curb stomped here but no, he gave An'ggrath a well resounding butt kicking instead. Did my cup of tea just fall from my hand in surprise? I think it bloody well did.

The first time he was summoned into the material plane was on the hive world of Ashur where Khornite cults were being purged by the Metamarines chapter. In desperation they invoked An'ggrath's name and summoned him, where he proceeded to BUTCHER EVERY LIVING THING ON THE PLANET. While this seems almost incredulous it is stated that it took An'ggrath seven years to complete the deed. Therefore he was not defeated and banished back into the warp, but simply ran out of things to chop apart.

The second time was during the siege of Vraks. Towards the end of the conflict An'ggrath finally decided to show his face, perhaps hoping to steal some of the glory while noone was watching. Unfortunately for him the Inquisition got a whiff he was creeping around and one of their Inquisitors, armed with a potent toothpick, promptly pricked An'ggrath and sent him yelping back to Khorne's throne (although to be fair the toothpick was made specifically to kill ultra daemons so that helped Inquisitor Hector Rex cut off An'ggraths knackers).

The Blood God did sigh and put his head in his hands, shaking it with despair. What is an evil god to do when the best he had is something that cannot even take out one measly human?

Well, call Forge World of course! Thus they made a model (though good ol' GW has made a cooler one) and rules for him. To be honest he just looks like a normal bloodthrister pumped full of steroids. Don't do drugs kids! You'll end up all red, veiny and unable to do anything but RAAAGGGEEEEEEE. At 888 points of gargantuan creature rules, only Angron and some of the bigger Titans have a chance of taking him on face to face. Hence, there's a bit of dissonance between the crunch and the fluff regarding An'ggrath: specifically, it is impossible for most of the characters that do beat him in the fluff to actually beat him.

Canon is shifty on whether Ka'Bandha or An'ggrath is in fact the most powerful Bloodthirster, as multiple conflicting sources and titles each state that one or the other is in fact more full of RIP AND TEAR.