M'kar

M'kar the Reborn is a Daemon Prince of Chaos Undivided and the biggest failure since Abaddon as well as Matt Ward's favourite whipping post. His history of defeats reads like a who's who of the Imperium queuing up to bitch slap him. His one notable achievement is banishing Kaldor Draigo, to the warp. How this makes any sense when he has been repeatedly and humiliatingly defeated by lesser combatants is unclear, possibly because of bad writing.

According to Graham McNeill's Ultramarines novel series and Dan Abnett's Horus Heresy novel Know No Fear, M'kar was once Maloq Kartho, a Dark Apostle of the Word Bearers. During the Horus Heresy, Kartho participated in Kor Phaeron's assault on Calth, one of the worlds of Ultramar, where the Word Bearers managed to poison Calth's star to give off extremely deadly radiation that can kill even Space Marines unshielded, and force its people underground. When Kor Phaeron ran like a bitch after getting one of his hearts ripped out by Roboute Guilliman, Kartho was left behind to continue the slaughter of the remaining Imperials. At some point he was challenged by Remus Ventanus, Captain of the Ultramarines 4th company. During a climactic battle, the enemy commanders faced each other, and through a series of largely forgotten events, the Ultramarine Captain managed to stab Kartho in the chest with the so-called Shard of Erebus. Despite his complete and utter failure to succeed at his mission, the Chaos Gods posthumously raised Kartho to the status of Daemon Prince of Chaos Undivided for making a mountain range on Calth made of human bodies . While the Chaos Gods can be pretty random with who gets Daemonhood, it's thought that they did it for the LULs, making him the 40k version of the fat chick that gets voted prom queen and doesn't realize it's a cruel joke.

History

• M31: Contributes to the Horus Heresy by getting stabbed in the chest with a dagger. Inexplicably elevated to daemonhood by the powers of chaos. (For the LULs) and MAYBE for wasting a few arcologies worth of innocent people.
• M31(?): Chases Ollanius Pius and friends across time and space for bit, banished by a teenage girl screaming his name. Blood of the Gods, M'kar, we could have accepted getting your ass kicked by Ollanius Pius (honestly, we'd have actually thought a little better of you), but really?
• 799.M41: Attacks Acralem, killed by a young Kaldor Draigo.
• 878.M41: Attacks Ultramar, routed by Cato Sicarius.
• 935.M41: Seizes a star fort briefly, before being torn to ribbons by Marneus Calgar. This was actually a lie, and M'kar was instead bound to the star fort's warp core. Subsequent tales are implied to be propaganda.
• 965.M41: Attempts to entrap and tempt Mephiston into Chaos worship. Mephiston retorts by showing he's not afraid to choke a bitch.
• 997.M41: Transforms an agri-world into a daemon world using an artifact, only to lose the world to the Tyranids and the artifact to the Grey Knights.
• 999.M41: Attacks Acralem again, killed by Kaldor Draigo again. Manages to use the last of his power to throw Draigo in to the warp and curse him.
• 835999.M41: Back again after an absurdly convoluted plan. New army, attacks Ultramar again with the help of Honsou of the Iron Warriors, juiced by the nearly limitless power of a star fort. Killed for good by Varro Tigurius, Marneus Calgar, and Cato Sicarius indirectly by Uriel Ventris.
  • Added: Turns out the absurdly convoluted plan was a result of Craftworld Iyanden seeing either M'kar or the Smurfs were going to destroy them so they sent them both up to kill each other. So now we can add Eldar puppet to the list.