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They are ruled by the bastard offspring of Jabba the Hut and a frog, also know as Slann. The Slann were subcontractors of the [[Old Ones]], who fled from a parallel universe because they where exterminated by [[Necrons|Terminator wannabes]] and jellyfishes of doom, and decided to build a new world for later fuck up it as they always do thanks to their hippie culture. | They are ruled by the bastard offspring of Jabba the Hut and a frog, also know as Slann. The Slann were subcontractors of the [[Old Ones]], who fled from a parallel universe because they where exterminated by [[Necrons|Terminator wannabes]] and jellyfishes of doom, and decided to build a new world for later fuck up it as they always do thanks to their hippie culture. | ||
The Slann were so fucking lazy they demanded some extra help, and the Old Ones created the skinks, the saurus and the kroxigors, using some Chuck Norris essence in the process, because no matter how small a lizardman can be, he or she will obliterate your scrotum with a wood stick with pointy obsidian rocks. They hate [[furry|furs]], emo elves and pirate zombies, loving to feed their snake pets with [[Skaven]] bitches and smashing rotted imitators of Jack Sparrow when they are bored, also their cities have a shitload of gold and when not feel in the mood usually contract merc Estalian and Tilean guys for do the dirty job. They are also well known friends of [[Tomb Kings|tomb kings]] and [[Grandpa Dreadnought]] with their get the hell off my lawn policies. | The Slann were so fucking lazy they demanded some extra help, and the Old Ones created the skinks, the saurus and the kroxigors, using some Chuck Norris essence in the process, because no matter how small a lizardman can be, he or she will obliterate your scrotum with a wood stick with pointy obsidian rocks. They hate [[furry|furs]](but they are scaliefags), emo elves and pirate zombies, loving to feed their snake pets with [[furry|Skaven]] bitches and smashing rotted imitators of Jack Sparrow when they are bored, also their cities have a shitload of gold and when not feel in the mood usually contract merc Estalian and Tilean guys for do the dirty job. They are also well known friends of [[Tomb Kings|tomb kings]] and [[Grandpa Dreadnought]] with their get the hell off my lawn policies. | ||
People like to draw them raping amazons [does require photo evidence]. | People like to draw them raping amazons [does require photo evidence]. | ||
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In Warhammer Fantasy Lizardmen are a Aztec/Inca like civilization of Chaos-hating reptile-like creatures that live in the Warhammer Fantasy universe's analogue to South America.
They are ruled by the bastard offspring of Jabba the Hut and a frog, also know as Slann. The Slann were subcontractors of the Old Ones, who fled from a parallel universe because they where exterminated by Terminator wannabes and jellyfishes of doom, and decided to build a new world for later fuck up it as they always do thanks to their hippie culture.
The Slann were so fucking lazy they demanded some extra help, and the Old Ones created the skinks, the saurus and the kroxigors, using some Chuck Norris essence in the process, because no matter how small a lizardman can be, he or she will obliterate your scrotum with a wood stick with pointy obsidian rocks. They hate furs(but they are scaliefags), emo elves and pirate zombies, loving to feed their snake pets with Skaven bitches and smashing rotted imitators of Jack Sparrow when they are bored, also their cities have a shitload of gold and when not feel in the mood usually contract merc Estalian and Tilean guys for do the dirty job. They are also well known friends of tomb kings and Grandpa Dreadnought with their get the hell off my lawn policies.
People like to draw them raping amazons [does require photo evidence].
They are made of awesome and rape. In that order.