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== BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD; SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE == | == BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD; SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE == | ||
[[Image:Khorneflakes.jpg|thumb|right|Khornes special.]] | [[Image:Khorneflakes.jpg|thumb|right|Khornes special.]] | ||
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Khorne was originally created after the dev team at GW finished listening to a ridiculous amount of Manowar and watched 36 hours worth of the first Conan film again and again. All of Khorne's followers are basically Conan in blood red armor anyway. With the battle-lust turned up to eleven and the love for life, melancholy, and chasin' da biatches toned down. | Khorne was originally created after the dev team at GW finished listening to a ridiculous amount of Manowar and watched 36 hours worth of the first Conan film again and again. All of Khorne's followers are basically Conan in blood red armor anyway. With the battle-lust turned up to eleven and the love for life, melancholy, and chasin' da biatches toned down. | ||
HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM | HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM in the old Warhammer Fantasy days: http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/File:Khorne.jpg | ||
Yes, I know, you probably enjoyed your own prior conception. | |||
The Internet is for Khorne. This page is proof. | The Internet is for Khorne. This page is proof. | ||
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It is a well known fact that the two Bush people worshiped Khorne, as did JFK. | It is a well known fact that the two Bush people worshiped Khorne, as did JFK. | ||
Liberal hippy-dippy peaceniks want you to believe all conservatives are cultists of Khorne. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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== KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS! == | == KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS! == | ||
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Image:Khornate.JPG|Khorne's followers. | Image:Khornate.JPG|Khorne's followers. | ||
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Image:Khornetrainer.JPG|Khorne's trainers prefer violent pokémon. | Image:Khornetrainer.JPG|Khorne's trainers prefer violent pokémon. | ||
Image:Cultist-chan28.jpg|Cultist gone Khorne. Six pack-chan | Image:Cultist-chan28.jpg|Cultist gone Khorne. Six pack-chan | ||
Image:Khorne_tattoo.jpg|Cultist tattoo | |||
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[[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Gods]][[category: warhammer 40,000]] | [[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Gods]][[category: warhammer 40,000]] | ||
Revision as of 11:13, 8 December 2009
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD; SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Chaos god of violence, hate and rage. He is also worlds biggest cornflake producer and likes to have BLOOD with them! He used to be about war in all its aspects, including martial honor (which some neckbeards still cling to), back in the days when power was gained by hacking off people's heads with an axe and blasting them with a massive gun. Then Gav Thorpe went and assraped the Chaos codex. Now he's just a loony who likes killing everything, though it has been said that he sends his bloodhounds after anyone who harms the innocent. Kharn is Khorne's champion, and despite everything he's pretty fun to be around. His followers are often characterized by a two dimensional love of tearing shit up and being overcome with blood lust.
Khorne loathes Slaanesh, as Slaanesh is about living it up, while Khorne is about TEARING IT THE FUCK DOWN. Evidence supports Khorne being Tsundere for Slaanesh, as once the Lord of Excess gave the Blood god a cup, and ever since he has EXPLODED IT WITH HATE only to pick it back up and try and put it back together.
Khorne was said to have originated during the Crusades, however since hyoomanz aren't the only things that are sentient, there is some speculation as to the truth of this (the war in heaven makes more sense). Actually during the Crusades the Eldar were pretty much fighting the Necrons too, so Khorne's birth isn't too illogical.
KHARN LOEV KITTEH
LIEZ! LIEZ! MALACIOUS LIEZ!!!!!
Fun Khorne facts!
His tongues of Chaos name is Kharneth, and I suppose it still is.
Khorne is gay for Castus Grendel
In truth, the Angry Marines are about as Khornate as Khorne flakes. LIEZ! They eat it every day! Which is why they were Exterminatus'd for being Heretics.
Khorne wields a broadsword instead of an axe, and wears black armor.
Wears rings on his hands made from the skulls of usurper war gods.
Khorne is the strongest Chaos God, and also the oldest according to some sources.
Khorne was originally created after the dev team at GW finished listening to a ridiculous amount of Manowar and watched 36 hours worth of the first Conan film again and again. All of Khorne's followers are basically Conan in blood red armor anyway. With the battle-lust turned up to eleven and the love for life, melancholy, and chasin' da biatches toned down.
HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM in the old Warhammer Fantasy days: http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/File:Khorne.jpg Yes, I know, you probably enjoyed your own prior conception.
The Internet is for Khorne. This page is proof.
Khorne invented the first tool of hitting stuff to allow humans to contribute to his throne, which at the time was known as the Skull Chair.
It is a well known fact that the two Bush people worshiped Khorne, as did JFK.
Liberal hippy-dippy peaceniks want you to believe all conservatives are cultists of Khorne.
See Also
KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS!
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Khorne's followers.
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Waffels for the blood god!
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Khorne's trainers prefer violent pokémon.
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Cultist gone Khorne. Six pack-chan
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Cultist tattoo
