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[[Image:YOUSICKFUCK.jpg|thumb|right|THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING.]]
[[Image:YOUSICKFUCK.jpg|thumb|right|THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING.]]


The life-long goal of [[Macha]] is to enjoy this with someone that isn't a fucking [[Callidus|Callidus Temple Assassin]]. Despite her alleged racism (being an [[Eldar]] and all), she would cheerfully fuck a human or Dark Eldar if it meant she didn't have to be a virgin anymore. [[The Final Saga of Macha the Ever-Virgin: Extra Large Heresy|<s>So she did, albeit roughly.</s>]] {{BLAM|HERESY!}} {{BLAM}}
The life-long goal of [[Macha]] is to enjoy this with someone that isn't a fucking [[Callidus|Callidus Temple Assassin]]. Despite her alleged racism (being an [[Eldar]] and all), she would cheerfully fuck a human or Dark Eldar if it meant she didn't have to be a virgin anymore. [[The Final Saga of Macha the Ever-Virgin: Extra Large Heresy|So she did, albeit roughly.]]
 


Also the goal of many a fa/tg/uy (the ones who aren't frequenters of [[/d/]] at any rate).  
Also the goal of many a fa/tg/uy (the ones who aren't frequenters of [[/d/]] at any rate).  

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THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING.

The life-long goal of Macha is to enjoy this with someone that isn't a fucking Callidus Temple Assassin. Despite her alleged racism (being an Eldar and all), she would cheerfully fuck a human or Dark Eldar if it meant she didn't have to be a virgin anymore. So she did, albeit roughly.

Also the goal of many a fa/tg/uy (the ones who aren't frequenters of /d/ at any rate).

It's vanilla sex. Really, there's not a whole lot to say.

A Meme on /d/

One of the rare few genuinely hilarious memes on /d/, the gist of which is a very simple premise:

  • Someone posts a request for Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position between a consenting married couple with the purpose of bonding and procreation.
  • /d/ proceeds to scream about how that's absolutely disgusting and how the poster is a sick fuck.

Hilarity through irony ensues.