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In the most basic WH40K sense, heresy is the most severe accusation the Imperium could accuse you of which is mostly punishable by death. But if they could forgive you, you'll most probably end up as a lobotomized servitor or be attached to some other kind of mechanical contraption that will ultimately result in you being killed, except you became useful BEFORE accepting the inevitable. [[Fuklaw]] KNOWS what it is, and he knows when you commit it. That's when he kills you. [[Dark Heresy]] is a particularly good PNP game set in the 40k universe. On /tg/ it's usually used as a substitute for a "censored" sign over [[NSFW]] material posted. That is, if anyone actually bothers censoring it. | In the most basic WH40K sense, heresy is the most severe accusation the Imperium could accuse you of which is mostly punishable by death. But if they could forgive you, you'll most probably end up as a lobotomized servitor or be attached to some other kind of mechanical contraption that will ultimately result in you being killed, except you became useful BEFORE accepting the inevitable. [[Fuklaw]] KNOWS what it is, and he knows when you commit it. That's when he kills you. [[Dark Heresy]] is a particularly good PNP game set in the 40k universe. On /tg/ it's usually used as a substitute for a "censored" sign over [[NSFW]] material posted. That is, if anyone actually bothers censoring it. | ||
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==What IS heresy?== | ==What IS heresy?== | ||
Here's a short and general list: | Here's a short and general list: | ||
*EVERYTHING IS HERESY | *EVERYTHING IS HERESY | ||
*EVERYTHING | |||
==Extra heresy== | ==Extra heresy== | ||
Extra heresy is a decree recently enacted by local Commissar [[Fuklaw]]. While we're still albeit sketchy on the details, it is clearly mentioned that [[LCB|Xenos love]] is Extra heretical. Punishment is still the generic execution by your local [[commissar]] | Extra heresy is a decree recently enacted by local Commissar [[Fuklaw]]. While we're still albeit sketchy on the details, it is clearly mentioned that [[LCB|Xenos love]] is Extra heretical. Punishment is still the generic execution by your local [[commissar]]... those dic<span style="font-family:serif; color:#993333;">'''*BLAM*''' | ||
[[Image:Heresy meter.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The Imperium's patented heresy detector]] | [[Image:Heresy meter.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The Imperium's patented heresy detector]] | ||
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Much like the whole Rule 34 and Rule 35 gig, there are a few things that aren't heresy. Here's a short and general list: | Much like the whole Rule 34 and Rule 35 gig, there are a few things that aren't heresy. Here's a short and general list: | ||
*The [[Emperor|immortal God-Emperor of man]] | *The [[Emperor|immortal God-Emperor of man]] | ||
*Veneration of the immortal Emperor | *Veneration of the immortal Emperor | ||
*Praising of the Emperor | *Praising of the Emperor | ||
*<span style="font-family:serif; color:#993333;">Why are you still reading this instead of venerating the motherfucking Emperor?! You must be a heretic for having doubt! Die heretic scum! '''*BLAM*'''</span> | |||
*Why are you still reading this instead of venerating the motherfucking Emperor?! You must be a heretic for | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 12:08, 16 May 2010
In the most basic WH40K sense, heresy is the most severe accusation the Imperium could accuse you of which is mostly punishable by death. But if they could forgive you, you'll most probably end up as a lobotomized servitor or be attached to some other kind of mechanical contraption that will ultimately result in you being killed, except you became useful BEFORE accepting the inevitable. Fuklaw KNOWS what it is, and he knows when you commit it. That's when he kills you. Dark Heresy is a particularly good PNP game set in the 40k universe. On /tg/ it's usually used as a substitute for a "censored" sign over NSFW material posted. That is, if anyone actually bothers censoring it.
What IS heresy?
Here's a short and general list:
- EVERYTHING IS HERESY
- EVERYTHING
Extra heresy
Extra heresy is a decree recently enacted by local Commissar Fuklaw. While we're still albeit sketchy on the details, it is clearly mentioned that Xenos love is Extra heretical. Punishment is still the generic execution by your local commissar... those dic*BLAM*
What isn't heretical
Much like the whole Rule 34 and Rule 35 gig, there are a few things that aren't heresy. Here's a short and general list:
- The immortal God-Emperor of man
- Veneration of the immortal Emperor
- Praising of the Emperor
- Why are you still reading this instead of venerating the motherfucking Emperor?! You must be a heretic for having doubt! Die heretic scum! *BLAM*
Gallery
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The Official Imperial Stamp O' Heresy
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Commissar Fuklaw wants to explain a few things to you about Heresy.
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Heresy and you
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Deliciously heretical.
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Not heresy.
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What IS heresy?
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Pro-heresy
