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They share many of the characteristics the Elf and Human races have only watered down: For example, they live a wee bit longer than humans (they don't hit venerable until they're over 100 years old) but remain vigorous to the end like the elves.   
Half-elves are, (duh) the children of humans and elves.  They maintain many of the characteristics their elvish and human parents, only watered down: For example, they live a wee bit longer than humans (they don't hit venerable until they're over 100 years old) but remain vigorous to the end like the elves.   


Typically the combination is human father elven mother (because elven women are more desiereable to human men than elven men are to human women since Elven men are neither boyish nor manly, just effeminate), so they'd more correctly be called Half-Human Elves, but oh well.  Also, the elven parent is almost always a high elf; half-drow, merrows, gray elves, and what-not are incredibly rare.
Typically the combination is human father/elven mother (because elven women are comparatively more desirable to human men than elven men are to human women, since elven men are neither boyish nor manly as much as effeminate).  Also, the elven parent is almost always a high elf; half-drow, merrows, gray elves, and what-not are incredibly rare unless there's a [[Drizzt]] clone on the prowl, using his/her [[Mary Sue|inexplicably potent sexual charisma]] to pour fourth their tainted seed upon the land to trouble the weary world.


They have a +2 charisma and constitution in the 4th edition, but why the fuck something connected to elves would get a bonus to CON is beyond me. They make shitty rangers, which is also bizarre considering they're descended from the one race that can do it right. Huh, maybe 4e really is shit.
They have a +2 charisma and constitution in the 4th edition, but why the fuck anything connected to elves would get a bonus to CON is beyond the grasp of anyone who's not a 4erry. They make shitty rangers, which is also bizarre considering they're descended from the one race that can do it right. Huh, maybe 4e really is shit.


On the other hand, they can Warlord like a boss and they get a free Encounter Power from any class other than their own. If you like trawling through setting guides and back issues of magazines, Half-Elves are the class for you. The only downside is, you're playing a race with "Elf" in the name, and nobody wants that.
On the other hand, they can warlord like a boss and they get a free Encounter Power from any class other than their own. If you like trawling through setting guides and back issues of magazines, half-elves are the class for you. The only downside is, you're playing a race with "elf" in the name, and nobody wants that.
 
Get your DM to let you be half-[[dorf]] instead.  Makes more sense, [[crunch]]-to-fluff-wise, and lets you be a race that's actually got a little man in it.


[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons Races]]
[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons Races]]

Revision as of 01:39, 16 June 2011

Half-elves are, (duh) the children of humans and elves. They maintain many of the characteristics their elvish and human parents, only watered down: For example, they live a wee bit longer than humans (they don't hit venerable until they're over 100 years old) but remain vigorous to the end like the elves.

Typically the combination is human father/elven mother (because elven women are comparatively more desirable to human men than elven men are to human women, since elven men are neither boyish nor manly as much as effeminate). Also, the elven parent is almost always a high elf; half-drow, merrows, gray elves, and what-not are incredibly rare unless there's a Drizzt clone on the prowl, using his/her inexplicably potent sexual charisma to pour fourth their tainted seed upon the land to trouble the weary world.

They have a +2 charisma and constitution in the 4th edition, but why the fuck anything connected to elves would get a bonus to CON is beyond the grasp of anyone who's not a 4erry. They make shitty rangers, which is also bizarre considering they're descended from the one race that can do it right. Huh, maybe 4e really is shit.

On the other hand, they can warlord like a boss and they get a free Encounter Power from any class other than their own. If you like trawling through setting guides and back issues of magazines, half-elves are the class for you. The only downside is, you're playing a race with "elf" in the name, and nobody wants that.

Get your DM to let you be half-dorf instead. Makes more sense, crunch-to-fluff-wise, and lets you be a race that's actually got a little man in it.