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[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genghis_khan] Tada! The Wiki article! | [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genghis_khan] Tada! The Wiki article! | ||
[[Image:Genghis Khan by el grimlock.jpg|thumb|Right|350px|Genghis Motherfucking Khan...The Conqueror turned to Khorne's GREATEST champion of all time.]] | [[Image:Genghis Khan by el grimlock.jpg|thumb|Right|350px|Genghis Motherfucking Khan...The Conqueror turned to Khorne's GREATEST champion of all time.]] | ||
Since Genghis Khan was a daemon prince | Since Genghis Khan was a daemon prince anyhow it figures accuracy shouldn't be much of a problem here. They're already way off. | ||
In short, He killed a ton of people (40 million to be exact, with bows, arrows, spears, really primitive rockets, blackpowder guns, and swords), made an empire (the biggest pre- | In short, He killed a ton of people (40 million to be exact, with bows, arrows, spears, really primitive rockets, blackpowder guns, and swords), made an empire (the biggest pre-spacefaring empire of all time, though it may be exceeded by the british depending on how far north you define its borders as stretching), and became the first daemon prince of [[Khorne]] to kill a ton more people. We know Ghengis motherfucking Khan as [[Doombreed]]. | ||
He is the most badass Asian of all time, because he killed 40 million people in a time before automatic weapons and conquered like 16 million square miles of territory in an age before motor vehicles. (His children and generals all went on to slaughter even more people and conquer even more territory, they all also became Daemon Princes of [[Khorne]], with Genghis' greatest General Subutai becoming Khorne's greatest strategist who helps [[Khorne]] out-think [[Tzeentch]] along with Genghis) | He is the most badass Asian of all time, because he killed 40 million people in a time before automatic weapons and conquered like 16 million square miles of territory in an age before motor vehicles. (His children and generals all went on to slaughter even more people and conquer even more territory, they all also became Daemon Princes of [[Khorne]], with Genghis' greatest General Subutai becoming Khorne's greatest strategist who helps [[Khorne]] out-think [[Tzeentch]] along with Genghis) | ||
Not only does he help Khorne outthink Tzeentch, he helps him outsex Slaanesh. Because in life, he fucked so many bitches that today there are 7 million people directly descended from him...So he is the greatest warrior ''and'' womanizer of all time. He also out-plagues Nurgle because it was his mongols who ended up spreading the Black Death that gave Nurgle Sapience. So in | Not only does he help Khorne outthink Tzeentch, he helps him outsex Slaanesh. Because in life, he fucked so many bitches that today there are 7 million people directly descended from him... So he is the greatest warrior ''and'' womanizer of all time. He also out-plagues Nurgle because it was his mongols who ended up spreading the Black Death that gave Nurgle Sapience. So in other words, he is so awesome that thanks to him, Khorne can beat the other three Chaos Gods at their own games. | ||
Alternative spellings of his name include Changheiz Khan, Tchingis Khan, etc. His real name was Temujin. | Alternative spellings of his name include Changheiz Khan, Tchingis Khan, etc. His real name was Temujin. | ||
Revision as of 13:21, 22 May 2011
[1] Tada! The Wiki article!
Since Genghis Khan was a daemon prince anyhow it figures accuracy shouldn't be much of a problem here. They're already way off.
In short, He killed a ton of people (40 million to be exact, with bows, arrows, spears, really primitive rockets, blackpowder guns, and swords), made an empire (the biggest pre-spacefaring empire of all time, though it may be exceeded by the british depending on how far north you define its borders as stretching), and became the first daemon prince of Khorne to kill a ton more people. We know Ghengis motherfucking Khan as Doombreed.
He is the most badass Asian of all time, because he killed 40 million people in a time before automatic weapons and conquered like 16 million square miles of territory in an age before motor vehicles. (His children and generals all went on to slaughter even more people and conquer even more territory, they all also became Daemon Princes of Khorne, with Genghis' greatest General Subutai becoming Khorne's greatest strategist who helps Khorne out-think Tzeentch along with Genghis)
Not only does he help Khorne outthink Tzeentch, he helps him outsex Slaanesh. Because in life, he fucked so many bitches that today there are 7 million people directly descended from him... So he is the greatest warrior and womanizer of all time. He also out-plagues Nurgle because it was his mongols who ended up spreading the Black Death that gave Nurgle Sapience. So in other words, he is so awesome that thanks to him, Khorne can beat the other three Chaos Gods at their own games.
Alternative spellings of his name include Changheiz Khan, Tchingis Khan, etc. His real name was Temujin.
It is said that an entire 2% of the World's population can trace their bloodlines to him. 2% of the world now worships Khorne.