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LOWER THEIR FUCKING PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | LOWER THEIR FUCKING PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
UPDATE OLDER ARMIES LIKE NECRONS AND SISTERS OF BATTLE INSTEAD OF JUST CONSTANTLY UPDATING ALL THE SPACE MARINES FOR CHRISSAKE- YOU'D HAVE MORE PEOPLE BUYING MORE ARMIES MAKING YOU MORE WEALTHY. I MEAN GODDAMN, HOW MANY FLAVORS OF SMURFS CAN PEOPLE POSSIBLY WANT? | UPDATE OLDER ARMIES LIKE NECRONS AND SISTERS OF BATTLE INSTEAD OF JUST CONSTANTLY UPDATING ALL THE SPACE MARINES FOR CHRISSAKE- YOU'D HAVE MORE PEOPLE BUYING MORE ARMIES MAKING YOU MORE WEALTHY. I MEAN GODDAMN, HOW MANY FLAVORS OF SMURFS CAN PEOPLE POSSIBLY WANT?'''A WHOLE FUCKTON LAST TIME I CHECKED THE SALES FIGURES.''' | ||
Cut the production costs and therefore prices of their products. This is a good business decision as it would increase volume while retaining profit margins. | Cut the production costs and therefore prices of their products. This is a good business decision as it would increase volume while retaining profit margins. | ||
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Games Workshop used to be good. See Beakie, Rogue Trader and Talisman.
They started out making shit that you could use in other publishers games, and printing American RPGs up in jolly olde Angleterre. Soon they made a wargame and a few board games and people began to take them seriously as something other than a magazine publisher.
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It is a well kept secret that the Board of Directors of GW are in the same situation as the God-Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40,000. Their defiled corpse-bodies lay dormant upon their Publishing Thrones, maintaining only the smallest semblance of life due to the constant influx of money. It is unknown what would happen if the Board of Directors were allowed to truly die. Some say Games Workshop would collapse in on itself, ceasing the production of all that is good and expensive. Perhaps Games Workshop would be free from the necrotic collar of the Directors' irresistible will, and the company would be free to explore new areas, such as advancing the story of the Warhammer 40,000 universe, or reviving older "specialist" games like Space Hulk and Blood Bowl.
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LOWER THEIR FUCKING PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE OLDER ARMIES LIKE NECRONS AND SISTERS OF BATTLE INSTEAD OF JUST CONSTANTLY UPDATING ALL THE SPACE MARINES FOR CHRISSAKE- YOU'D HAVE MORE PEOPLE BUYING MORE ARMIES MAKING YOU MORE WEALTHY. I MEAN GODDAMN, HOW MANY FLAVORS OF SMURFS CAN PEOPLE POSSIBLY WANT?A WHOLE FUCKTON LAST TIME I CHECKED THE SALES FIGURES.
Cut the production costs and therefore prices of their products. This is a good business decision as it would increase volume while retaining profit margins.
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