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Appearance wise, Doombreed is described as looking very similar to a [[Bloodthirster]]: two horns, red skin and armour, clawed hands. Given that Doombreed is a Daemon Prince, he can probably look however he wants.   
Appearance wise, Doombreed is described as looking very similar to a [[Bloodthirster]]: two horns, red skin and armour, clawed hands. Given that Doombreed is a Daemon Prince, he can probably look however he wants.   


== Fun Facts About Doombreed ==
* Doombreed first appeared in an impossibly obscure counter-based game printed in ''White Dwarf'' and set on Horus' battlebarge.  His fellow Daemon Prince and presumed homie Kraxnar never appeared in anything ever again.  N'Kari pretends he was there, but it was Kraxnar all the way.
* Doombreed seems to be camera shy, or model shy for that matter, considering he's a prominent fluff character yet he's never given an official image or model by GW.  Probably because [[Forgeworld]] doesn't have enough resin.
* Not even [[Angron]] or An'ggrath could out-angry Doombreed, and it's in their god damned name.  Though he isn't angry at all times like those two are and is in fact typically quite calm (as is befitting for he is Genghis Khan); but when he does get peeved, star systems burn.
* It has however been rumoured that the cumulative anger of the entire [[Angry Marines]] chapter is perhaps strong enough to challenge Doombreed's infinite rage, <strike>sadly though the Angry Marines do not have the raw power to challenge him in combat.</strike>  {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!* HERESY!!!'''}} (... Who keeps letting Loyalists in here?)
* Doombreed is [[Genghis motherfucking Khan]], who Khorne made into a Daemon Prince immediately after his death.  You just don't kill 40 million people in the age of swords, horses, and arrows and escape Khorne's notice, you just don't. 
* Doombreed choked the Doomrider to death for being a Slaaneshi cocksucking faggot, and that's why we don't see him anymore.
* Calling him a [[weeaboo]] is likely to end with you having an axe jabbed up your ass, because you don't confuse Mongolia (badass Eurasian horsemen) with Japan (tentacle pr0nz.)
* He has a glorious thick, red beard, and it is on fire.
* Don't try running away from him, he's still very good with a composite longbow and arrow, and his arrows are the size of fucking redwood trees.  And the bow and its arrows and its quiver are on fire!
* He rides atop a winged, tailed, Juggernaut of Khorne one thousand feet long *not counting its thousand foot tail* and six hundred feet high with three horns, he has six of them and they all breathe [[plasma]], spit melta gas, and are on fire. Only Khorne has more badass mounts. 
* He is six hundred feet tall, and on fire; ''bitch''.
* His Axe, Bow, and Whip contain the bound essences of a thousand greater daemons and daemon princes, while each arrow has a bound bloodthirster that will pop out upon impact and fuck up the shit of anything Doombreed doesn't like. And all of these weapons are on fire.
* Rather than the Greeco-Roman breastplate of most bloodthirsters, Doombreed wears Mongol Lamellar armor, but call him a Samurai and he will fuck up your shit, and it's on fire.
* Did we mention that pretty much everything he has is on fire? 
* Even his fire is on fire. That way he can set you on fire while he's setting you on fire while he's kicking your ass.


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Doombreed's Origins

Doombreed is the first Daemon Prince of Khorne and may be the angriest son of a bitch in the universe aside from Khorne himself. Doombreed became a Daemon Prince even before the Emprah re-united humanity, hell he was still on Earth when he was offered daemonhood. He was a bloodthirsty warlord who killed cities on a regular day and so Khorne took notice of this, since he was still in his younger days and not many psychopaths who killed hives on a daily basis existed yet. In other words, he's Genghis motherfucking Khan.

Doombreed's Past

Doombreed is a badass, an old and angry badass who led a Black Crusade against those pansies in the Imperium. He is so old and angry that everyone, probably even himself, has forgotten his true name, but since he has a Mongol mustache and a Mongol hat, people who don't know what they're on about think he is Genghis motherfucking Khan (who is actually Uraka the Warfiend).

During the Fifth Black Crusade he wiped two entire chapters of Space Marines, the Warhawks and the Venerators. Probably for their 80's-band-style chapter. This isn't much of an accomplishment since everyone and their dog has wiped out at least one space marine chapter in Warhammer 40k (Except Failbaddon). But it was still rockingly badass. And at least something more compared to what a certain armless failure has accomplished.

Although kharn was recently quoted as revealing the true fate of doombreed . For all his might he could not stand up to the power of the squats as they eternally banished him to the warp.

During Horus' little Tea Party

Doombreed was also on Horus' battle barge during the Horus Heresy. His angry ass probably had something to do with the rage that seems to be so damn contagious at the time. Sadly the Emperor banished him and his Slaaneshi counterpart N'kari to the warp with a wave of his hand... the faggot. '*BLAM!* EXTRA EXTRA HERESY! This defeat was most likely due to the fact that the Big E, being as old as he is, probably knew Doombreed's true identity and could banish him by speaking his true name, Genghis motherfucking Khan Temujin Ya, I don't think so. Doombreed doesn't have a true name, just an un ending scream of pure rage.

Doombreed's BFF's and RAGE

His counterparts among the other Chaos Gods are as follows; the Tzeentchian M'kachan (obviously a daemonified Isaac Newton), the Nurglic Bubonicus (not anyone from known history), and the Slaaneshi N'kari (was from the same planet as Bubonicus Warp reflection of Sasha Grey) -- by the way, due to the antics of a certain dickwad M'kachan and N'kari's status as daemon princes are no longer canon, since they're now greater daemons for some absolutely fucktarded reason. But like any of Ward's fluff (except for the Newcrons), you can choose to refuse it. (Each of these guys are easily the most powerful of their god's servants, outshining the most powerful Greater Daemons (An'ggrath, Aetaos'Rau'Keres, Scabeiathrax, and Zarakynel for Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Slaanesh respectively) and the Daemon Primarchs (Angron, Magnus, Mortarion, and Fulgrim for Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Slaanesh respectively) by a lot.


Doombreed and Doomrider

Doombreed Killed Doomrider The Faggot *BLAM!* EXTRA EXTRA HERESY!

Doombreed's absence explained

In David Annandale's Mephiston: Lord of Death novella, it was finally explained what happened to Doombreed. He was ultimately defeated by the Blood Angels in the 5th Black Crusade, and was locked inside a statue of Sanguinius. This being the Imperium of Man, the Blood Angels forgot about it for about five thousand years until their Reclusiarch (who had disappeared aboard a strike cruiser during the Second War for Armageddon turned up and lead their 4th Company to the planet the statue was on. Mephitson realized that there was something wrong with the statue, and when half the 4th fell to the Black Rage, Mephiston stabbed it. It broke the Warp's influence on the Blood Angels, but also ended up freeing Doombreed. Mephiston was just barely able to banish him back to the Warp (Doombreed was explicitly being prevented from killing Mephiston by Khorne, who wanted to see if he would fall). However, Doombreed was now free to return to an unsuspecting. And a new Black Crusade was just beginning...

Appearance wise, Doombreed is described as looking very similar to a Bloodthirster: two horns, red skin and armour, clawed hands. Given that Doombreed is a Daemon Prince, he can probably look however he wants.

Fun Facts About Doombreed

  • Doombreed first appeared in an impossibly obscure counter-based game printed in White Dwarf and set on Horus' battlebarge. His fellow Daemon Prince and presumed homie Kraxnar never appeared in anything ever again. N'Kari pretends he was there, but it was Kraxnar all the way.
  • Doombreed seems to be camera shy, or model shy for that matter, considering he's a prominent fluff character yet he's never given an official image or model by GW. Probably because Forgeworld doesn't have enough resin.
  • Not even Angron or An'ggrath could out-angry Doombreed, and it's in their god damned name. Though he isn't angry at all times like those two are and is in fact typically quite calm (as is befitting for he is Genghis Khan); but when he does get peeved, star systems burn.
  • It has however been rumoured that the cumulative anger of the entire Angry Marines chapter is perhaps strong enough to challenge Doombreed's infinite rage, sadly though the Angry Marines do not have the raw power to challenge him in combat. *BLAM!* HERESY!!! (... Who keeps letting Loyalists in here?)
  • Doombreed is Genghis motherfucking Khan, who Khorne made into a Daemon Prince immediately after his death. You just don't kill 40 million people in the age of swords, horses, and arrows and escape Khorne's notice, you just don't.
  • Doombreed choked the Doomrider to death for being a Slaaneshi cocksucking faggot, and that's why we don't see him anymore.
  • Calling him a weeaboo is likely to end with you having an axe jabbed up your ass, because you don't confuse Mongolia (badass Eurasian horsemen) with Japan (tentacle pr0nz.)
  • He has a glorious thick, red beard, and it is on fire.
  • Don't try running away from him, he's still very good with a composite longbow and arrow, and his arrows are the size of fucking redwood trees. And the bow and its arrows and its quiver are on fire!
  • He rides atop a winged, tailed, Juggernaut of Khorne one thousand feet long *not counting its thousand foot tail* and six hundred feet high with three horns, he has six of them and they all breathe plasma, spit melta gas, and are on fire. Only Khorne has more badass mounts.
  • He is six hundred feet tall, and on fire; bitch.
  • His Axe, Bow, and Whip contain the bound essences of a thousand greater daemons and daemon princes, while each arrow has a bound bloodthirster that will pop out upon impact and fuck up the shit of anything Doombreed doesn't like. And all of these weapons are on fire.
  • Rather than the Greeco-Roman breastplate of most bloodthirsters, Doombreed wears Mongol Lamellar armor, but call him a Samurai and he will fuck up your shit, and it's on fire.
  • Did we mention that pretty much everything he has is on fire?
  • Even his fire is on fire. That way he can set you on fire while he's setting you on fire while he's kicking your ass.