Deffwotch

The following article is a /tg/ related story or fanfic. Should you continue, expect to find tl;dr and an occasional amount of awesome.

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE, WAR RAGES THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY. MANKIND IS UNDER SIEGE ON ALL SIDES FROM XENOS, HERETICS, AND THE TAINT OF CHAOS. THE SPACE MARINES, THE IMPERIUM'S FINEST SOLDIERS, BRING WAR TO THE ENEMIES OF MAN. THEIRS IS AN ENDLESS FIGHT, AS THEY WORK TO SAVE MANKIND FROM ALL ITS FOES.

(record needle scratch)

DIS AIN'T DERE STORY

SOMEWHERE IN DEEP SPACE, A BUNCH OF ORKS HAVE DONE DA IMPOSSIBLE! DEY'VE TRICKED DA IMPERIUM INTO THINKIN' DEY'Z SPESS MEHREENS! DA STUPID 'UMIES AIN'T EVA GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT'EM! OUT ON THE LOOTED REPULSIVE CRUISER "DA LOOTED KROOZA," TROUBLE BREWS...

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Da Krew

Kroz Rubbykonzes - Flyboy/Mekboy

Grimslag 'Eadmangla - Kommando

Wazgor Shakbag - Stormboy

Grakgut Grumwizzlewot - Painboy

Wurrza Zzappar - Weirdboy

Uzgob - Mekboy*

Clarence - Resident Beakie*

Plisskin - Kommando*

• Denotes NPC Characters

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Watch out for this picture. It signals a Deffwotch thread.

Deffwotch is a Rogue Trader campaign in which all players are Orks posing as a Deathwatch Kill Team. And just in case that alone wasn't hilarious enough, gamemaster Shas'o R'myr tosses in some of his own fluff free of charge.

Less than half the session report threads have been [archived] on Suptg, but they all show up on Foolz:

• First thread - Insurrection
• Second thread - Exsanguinated
• Third thread - The Faithless
• Fourth thread - The Doggfather
• Fifth thread - Shimmering Death
• Sixth thread - Shadows
• Seventh thread - The Gentleman Thief
• Eighth thread - Into the Pass
• Ninth thread - Better Left Buried
• Tenth thread - Yell Dead Cell
• Eleventh thread - Aura of Failure
• Twelfth thread - Guns of the Lectors
• Thirteenth thread - Memory of Farotek
• Fourteenth thread - The Underhive Never Sleeps
• Fifteenth thread - The Dead Sea
• Sixteenth thread - Destroy All Monsters
• Seventeenth thread - Changeling
• Eighteenth thread - Titanium Blaze
• Nineteenth thread - To All Things