Deffboss

Deffboss, a play on Death Star crossed with Boss and transliterated into Orkish, is an ork that's been fightin and winnin since the War in Heaven against the Shiny Boyz, and what with the fact that Orkz grow larger the more they fight, Deffboss is now the size of a moon. An entire Orkish ecosystem exists on his body, billions of orkz manning Deffboss's enormous weapons and fighting on his behalf wherever he brings his sixty million year old WAAAGH!!!.

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'T͘h͢͞is͢͏ ̸i̸̧͢s̸ ̴́͠ţ͏h͢e͢ ҉̕s҉t͜͡ŕ͜͞ik̶͢e͠ ҉͟͏c͜ui͞͞s͏er̶҉ Bli͘n͘d́i҉n̵g͟ Pu̶r͝g͏i͜tat͠ion̷.́ ͝I ͡re͠peat̴:̵ ͘T̡hi̹̘s̬͈̱ͅ ͚̝̻̥i̬̹͎̳s ̟͙t̖̦̣̪̰h͏e stri͢k͏e̡ ̧cr̢u҉işeͨ̓rͤͪͫ̄ͧ,͆ͮͧ̆ͣ t͌heͧ͊͊ͩ́ͮ́ Blinding Purgitation.

We have been engaged by a massive battle-station of Orkish design. Though the weapons are weak, the sheer amount of them, the sheer mass of the ship-'

"Psyker?" The thin man lost his concentration for a moment, looking back at his commanding officer. "Silence!" he hushed him. He reached out with his mind once more.

'-ing. We cannot hold out for long! We've sustained heavy damage and our escape is cut off. Our location is- "Captain!" "Oh shit." "Sweet Emperor!"' It's...alive?'

The transmission of thoughts halted suddenly. The psyker tried vainly to touch minds with his comrade, but it was too late. He felt a hand on his shoulder. "What was it? What did you hear?" The psyker began to answer as a stray though in the Warp caught his attention. He reached for it through the void, daring to hope it was someone still ali- 'EY! YOU! DEFFBOSS DOESN'T LIKE YOU WIERD-'UMIES LIST'NIN' IN ON ME!

The psyker dropped dead intantly, a trickle of blood coming from his nose.