Daemonette

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what they look like outside of fanfic

Alluring (mostly) female demons in servitude to Slaanesh in the Warhammer 40k universe. The most famous is a raver know as The Masque what is all the time dancing, even while she is making babies. Also there is a urban legend what says their invulnerability really comes from the size of their tits and not from their daemonic nature, mostly because they deflect any possible projectile, even the weeaboo's arsenal, aimed at their torso. Cause of much fapping amongst fa/tg/uys.

Most daemonettes have razor-sharp claws, and slashing and stabbing things with them causes them unholy ecstasy. Because the fastest way for them to experience this is combat, they are, paradoxically, a very effective combat unit.

See also: The far more popular Loli Daemonette, and the seemingly reasonable Nerdmonette.

According to /d/: Most are dickgirls*. We are not liable for any major psychological or physical damage (or arousal) this revelation may have caused you. Continue.

Daemonette Mutations

Daemonettes have had a lot of different varieties across multiple production runs. The first Daemonettes had crab-like claws and feathery "whitesnake" hair, because they were unveiled in the 80s when Sonic Blasters were actual guitars. They looked perfectly ridiculous, but that's fine - everything did in these days, and that was perfectly acceptable because it was fucking awesome.

Later updates gave the Daemonettes an impressive facelift and saw the beginnings of us seeing PROMOTIONS for Daemonettes as well. Slaanesh was given a comprehensive backstory, and the Daemonettes were updated accordingly. Because Slaanesh had been born of the Eldar, the Daemonettes incorporated many elven features, having lithe, graceful bodies, long ears, and a much more feminine shape. This was also when the Daemonettes traded their crabby claws for scythe-like ones, and where they actually had interesting fluff applied to them in the WHFB universe - a perfect melding of grace and lethality, Slaanesh made them so that they basically orgasm if they successfully impale someone with their talons, which made them exceptionally effective close-combat units. When you think of Daemonettes, most of /tg/ thinks of these ones; at once beautiful and hideous, giving you the wierdest boner before chopping you to squishy bits.

They were updated again for the next edition; this was predominantly a model update, since the new Daemonettes were plastic as opposed to the metal ones of old. These are the infamous "Monoboob" models that became the rage at about the time that a certain fluff-raping faggot that makes Goto look competent screwed with their fluff so they were ll simultaneously feminine and not-feminine, and played up their hideousness to 11. By and large, the new Daemonette Models,. whilst they looked fairly cool in their own right, looked nice, they weren't as well-recieved by the community - because you simply don't get between a fa/tg/uy and his monstergirl porn without risking the loss of a limb. The most popular belief behind the update however, is that Games Workshop thought that the original models were too racey for younger players, which of course begs the question: If you're not going to handle that sort of content in a universe full of grimdark, then why the fuck are you in charge?

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Proper daemonettes wear far less than this. Proper daemonettes wear far less than this. Proper daemonettes would also have already raped the cameraman instead of posing. hueg tats in COLOR

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yes.... just for research... yes, ANYTHING can be corrupted by chaos. Less well known is how Daemonettes sometimes use their talents for deception and subversion to infiltrate and misdirect their enemies. Squishy bits on mah flash see above hueg tats Reasonable Daemonette Reasonable promotions! More reasonable promotions! And an Unreasonable Daemonette. Otherwise known as the regular kind. Defile 'Er, indeed... Simply Irresistible Hey you! Sisters of Battle are hard enough to catch as it is. At least save some for the rest of us. Daemonette loev Cereal Tittymonster Daemonette Awesome. This is what happens when you fap too much Their compulsion to rape everything in sight compounds the fact that all Daemonettes are assburger-ridden fuck ups. This Daemonette, however is relatively brighter, and is seen studying for the refresher test for Materium Expeditionary qualification. Although it's uncertain why Daemonettes go to such lengths to cram for the test, as the actual test consists of a live demonstration they can fuck something until its head explodes. Thus proving that Daemonettes are not only stupid and shameless, but also made of epic fail. Daemonette Lawyer There are actually two Daemonettes in this picture. And one of them is about to shoot a Guardsman, because he picked the other plain Daemonette over her carefully constructed "hot schoolteacher" Commissar look. You do have to sympathize with the Daemonettes on one thing. They are pitifully forced to constantly restrain themselves from licking any objects at hand while idle. This disgusting specimen managed to infiltrate the Imperium to Holy Terra itself, and even take a job at a Schola Progenum as a wet nurse, before the Inquisition finally caught up with her. File:Mud wrestle.jpg File:Sisters.png Reasonable Daemonettes on the attack! Is that a Pretty Marine? This is what Slaanesh is all about. Khorne daemonettes are always on the rag. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! +4 STR, bitches! This is the start of the randomly generated daemonettes. This was an actual first edition head. Daemonettes used to have feathered hair back in the day. Like Bon Jovi. She'll suck yo dick! (Clean off) Heresy! Maybe it wasn't a good idea to let fa/tg/uys dictate which body parts to use This is what happens when you convert Japanese hentai eroge to Xbox compatibility. This picture taken at the Annual Red Rivers costume party a couple hours before the infamous "LOOK OUT, SLAANESHI WHORE!" incident. Inquisitor Acolytes frequently presume that pictures of Daemonettes in the archive have "heretical material" censors for their own safety. The reality is Daemonettes apply the censors themselves before taking the field. They find this works well to lure the less resolute from their positions in an outraged attempt to tear the censors from their bodies. She looks so happy and carefree. Doesn't she? She just debauched an entire orphanage into a fatal orgy. No survivors. Just to caption the duplicate pic. This Commissar will still punish you if you are less than resolute against treason and heresy. There are no female Orks, so there are no charms that Daemonettes can use to seduce them. Right? nom nom nom they died with smiles on their faces

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