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Commissar Holt is a badass [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs|muthafucka]] who enjoys pimp slapping the shit out of stuck up Imperial governors for stories of their [[Matt Ward|ineptitude]]. | Commissar Holt is a badass [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs|muthafucka]] who enjoys pimp slapping the shit out of stuck up Imperial governors for stories of their [[Matt Ward|ineptitude]]. He is originally from the 40k computer game [[Warhammer Epic 40,000: Final Liberation|Final Liberation]], which about only two people played. | ||
He arm wrestled Commissar Yarrick and won. Yarrick got out of it only by sheer luck, though, when the Orks kidnapped Yarrick.However, Holt did not let this pass, as he destroyed 134 Trukks, 200 squads of Shoota Boyz, 15 Nobs, a Warboss, and a Mekboy carrying a Shokk Attakk Gun simply by giving them the <s>"Holt"</s> {{BLAM|<b>*SLAP*</b>}} {{BLAM|COMMISSAR Holt!}} look. He has gladly executed numerous Imperial Governors for mistreating troops that would be far more suited dying for the emperor. To make matters even more interesting, his actor was also the lead actor in Nineteen Eighty-Four (the movie version, clearly). Coincidence? You decide. | |||
[[Commissar]] from [http://www.hotud.org/component/content/article/37-strategy/22485 Warhammer Epic 40,000: Final Liberation]. ([http://www.archive.org/details/Final_Liberation_Patch you're gonna need the patch...]) | [[Commissar]] from [http://www.hotud.org/component/content/article/37-strategy/22485 Warhammer Epic 40,000: Final Liberation]. ([http://www.archive.org/details/Final_Liberation_Patch you're gonna need the patch...]) | ||
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[[Kane]] loves him. | [[Kane]] loves him. | ||
Also, to once again prove that FFG is the beardiest of companies, Holt is quoted in Deathwatch: Rites of Battle (it's in the wargear section). | |||
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Revision as of 17:07, 11 June 2013
Commissar Holt is a badass muthafucka who enjoys pimp slapping the shit out of stuck up Imperial governors for stories of their ineptitude. He is originally from the 40k computer game Final Liberation, which about only two people played.
He arm wrestled Commissar Yarrick and won. Yarrick got out of it only by sheer luck, though, when the Orks kidnapped Yarrick.However, Holt did not let this pass, as he destroyed 134 Trukks, 200 squads of Shoota Boyz, 15 Nobs, a Warboss, and a Mekboy carrying a Shokk Attakk Gun simply by giving them the "Holt" *SLAP* COMMISSAR Holt! look. He has gladly executed numerous Imperial Governors for mistreating troops that would be far more suited dying for the emperor. To make matters even more interesting, his actor was also the lead actor in Nineteen Eighty-Four (the movie version, clearly). Coincidence? You decide.
Commissar from Warhammer Epic 40,000: Final Liberation. (you're gonna need the patch...)
Kane loves him.
Also, to once again prove that FFG is the beardiest of companies, Holt is quoted in Deathwatch: Rites of Battle (it's in the wargear section).
Gallery
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