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Basically [[SPESS MEHREENS]] who, for whatever non-reason, decided they were too cool and edgy for the Imperium of Man, so they redirected their homolust for the [[Emprah]] to something else...like a [[Chaos]] god. During the height of the Horus "Daddyfuck"Fantasy, they went all evil and did a lot of nasty on their former comrades until they were forced to retreat to the Anus of Terror due to Smurfs. In layman's terms, Chaos Marines are best described as one of your daughters escaping your well-built basement sex dungeon, just so she could suck your neighbor's cock in his garage dungeon while getting her tits amputated with rusty pliers. Fucking whore. | Basically [[SPESS MEHREENS]] who, for whatever non-reason, decided they were too cool and edgy for the Imperium of Man, so they redirected their homolust for the [[Emprah]] to something else...like a [[Chaos]] god. During the height of the Horus "Daddyfuck"Fantasy, they went all evil and did a lot of nasty on their former comrades until they were forced to retreat to the Anus of Terror due to Smurfs. In layman's terms, Chaos Marines are best described as one of your daughters escaping your well-built basement sex dungeon, just so she could suck your neighbor's cock in his garage dungeon while getting her tits amputated with rusty pliers. Fucking whore. | ||
Naturally, they fight just like Space Marines, using shit they were equipped with prior to the Horus Heresy such as [[bolter|Bolters]] and the ever useful Space Marine plot armor, which would explain why they haven't fist fucked each other to death before reaching the Eye of Terror or why they would follow the lead of a particular [[Abaddon|Saturday morning cartoon villain]]. Chaos Marines are also commonly known to compensate their aging weapons (Which didn't really age much considering how fucktarded Imperium tech support is) by using demon magicks, giving themselves penis fingers for that extra edge in combat. | Naturally, they fight just like Space Marines, using shit they were equipped with prior to the Horus Heresy such as [[bolter|Bolters]] and the ever useful Space Marine plot [[pauldrons|armor]], which would explain why they haven't fist fucked each other to death before reaching the Eye of Terror or why they would follow the lead of a particular [[Abaddon|Saturday morning cartoon villain]]. Chaos Marines are also commonly known to compensate their aging weapons (Which didn't really age much considering how fucktarded Imperium tech support is) by using demon magicks, giving themselves penis fingers for that extra edge in combat. | ||
All in all, Chaos Marines are the kind of people which teenage hipster liberal faggots would idolize. Celebrating their new found 'uniqueness' and 'freedom' and rebellious attitude. Chaos Marines, like many [[Chaos]] cocksuckers, are immortal. | All in all, Chaos Marines are the kind of people which teenage hipster liberal faggots would idolize. Celebrating their new found 'uniqueness' and 'freedom' and rebellious attitude. Chaos Marines, like many [[Chaos]] cocksuckers, are immortal. | ||
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Overview
Basically SPESS MEHREENS who, for whatever non-reason, decided they were too cool and edgy for the Imperium of Man, so they redirected their homolust for the Emprah to something else...like a Chaos god. During the height of the Horus "Daddyfuck"Fantasy, they went all evil and did a lot of nasty on their former comrades until they were forced to retreat to the Anus of Terror due to Smurfs. In layman's terms, Chaos Marines are best described as one of your daughters escaping your well-built basement sex dungeon, just so she could suck your neighbor's cock in his garage dungeon while getting her tits amputated with rusty pliers. Fucking whore.
Naturally, they fight just like Space Marines, using shit they were equipped with prior to the Horus Heresy such as Bolters and the ever useful Space Marine plot armor, which would explain why they haven't fist fucked each other to death before reaching the Eye of Terror or why they would follow the lead of a particular Saturday morning cartoon villain. Chaos Marines are also commonly known to compensate their aging weapons (Which didn't really age much considering how fucktarded Imperium tech support is) by using demon magicks, giving themselves penis fingers for that extra edge in combat.
All in all, Chaos Marines are the kind of people which teenage hipster liberal faggots would idolize. Celebrating their new found 'uniqueness' and 'freedom' and rebellious attitude. Chaos Marines, like many Chaos cocksuckers, are immortal.