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'''Chaos''' is a concept which appears in various games, including [[40k]], [[WFRP]], [[Warhammer Fantasy Battles]] and the ''[[Fighting Fantasy]]'' books. There is even [[Chaos in the Old World|a board game dedicated to Chaos]] where you get to play as the major powers. | '''Chaos''' is a concept which appears in various games, including [[40k]], [[WFRP]], [[Warhammer Fantasy Battles]] and the ''[[Fighting Fantasy]]'' books. There is even [[Chaos in the Old World|a board game dedicated to Chaos]] where you get to play as the major powers. | ||
It means more than simple disorder, and incorporates elements of the [[Lovecraft]]ian concepts of godlike tentacled abominations, evil cults and "things man was not meant to know" with a 1950s B-movie interpretation of nuclear radiation. There is even a material, warpstone, which is analogous to fissile material with regard to chaos. | It means more than simple disorder, and incorporates elements of the [[Lovecraft]]ian concepts of godlike tentacled abominations, evil cults and "things man was not meant to know" with a 1950s B-movie interpretation of nuclear radiation. There is even a material, [[warpstone]], which is analogous to fissile material with regard to chaos. | ||
Common features of Chaos include: | Common features of Chaos include: | ||
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* Knowledge that corrupts the bearer and leads him into the service of dark gods. | * Knowledge that corrupts the bearer and leads him into the service of dark gods. | ||
* Dark gods who capriciously reward and punish their followers. | * Dark gods who capriciously reward and punish their followers. | ||
* [[Daemon]]s that may be summoned or escape from the [[Warp | * [[Daemon]]s that may be summoned or escape from the [[Warp|Warp/Realm of Chaos]]. | ||
* Mutations both as a result of the radiation-like influence of chaos and as gifts from the chaos gods. | * Mutations both as a result of the radiation-like influence of chaos and as gifts from the chaos gods. | ||
* Areas blighted by Chaos (such as the [[Chaos Wastes]] or the [[Eye of Terror]]) and uninhabitable by right-thinking people. | * Areas blighted by Chaos (such as the [[Chaos Wastes]] or the [[Eye of Terror]]) and uninhabitable by right-thinking people. | ||
* Roaming warbands or dark cults of Chaos-worshipers. | * Roaming warbands or dark cults of Chaos-worshipers. | ||
* [[Beastmen|Furries.]] | |||
Chaos as 40kfags know it was inspired by Moorcock's ideas about Law vs. Chaos from the ''[[Eternal Champion]]'' series. Radiation-like qualities are likely the result of the games in question having been written during the Cold War, with the paranoia that entails. | Chaos as 40kfags know it was inspired by Moorcock's ideas about Law vs. Chaos from the ''[[Eternal Champion]]'' series. Radiation-like qualities are likely the result of the games in question having been written during the Cold War, with the paranoia that entails. | ||
In more recent Warhammer canon, Chaos exists in a multiverse and is connected to numerous other Warhammer settings other than the two (three, with [[Blood Bowl]]) known to us. This means any Chaos entity with an external origin was once a mortal being in every universe they appear in, who combined in the Warp like a terrible comicbook reboot. | |||
==Followers of Chaos== | ==Followers of Chaos== | ||
There are lots of followers of chaos. | There are lots of followers of chaos. | ||
Wizards: Guys who have magic powers. | |||
Psykers: Guys who have psykic powers. | Psykers: Guys who have psykic powers. | ||
[[Warriors of Chaos]]: Basically the [[Warhammer Fantasy|fantasy]] equivalent to chaos space marines. | [[Warriors of Chaos]]: Badass evil mother-fucking vikings clad in armor that looks fucking [[awesome]]. Basically the [[Warhammer Fantasy|fantasy]] equivalent to chaos space marines. In war, they are lead by a Champion of Chaos, a sorcerer, or really anyone capable of leading a couple of deranged, superhuman war incarnates into battle. | ||
[[Chaos Space Marines]]: A bunch of guys whose [[Horus|leader]] had a few daddy issues with [[Emperor|Empy]]. | [[Chaos Space Marines]]: A bunch of guys whose [[Horus|leader]] had a few daddy issues with [[Emperor|Empy]]. Basically the [[Warhammer 40,000|40k]] equivalent to chaos warriors. In war, they are led by [[Chaos Lord]] or a sorcerer or really anyone or anything capable of leading a couple of deranged, superhuman war incarnates in battle. | ||
In war, they are led by [[Chaos Lord]] or a sorcerer or really anyone or anything capable of leading a couple of deranged, superhuman war incarnates in battle. | |||
[[Daemon|Daemons]]: Creatures made of rape and lemon juice. | [[Daemon|Daemons]]: Creatures made of rape and lemon juice. Exist because you have bad thoughts. | ||
[[Matt Ward]]: | [[Matt Ward]]: [[Skub]] in human form. | ||
==Gods of Chaos== | ==Gods of Chaos== | ||
In both the 40k | In both the Fantasy and 40k settings there are four chief Chaos deities, and a number of [[Chaos Gods#The Other Ones|minor gods]]. | ||
===[[Khorne]]=== | ===[[Khorne]]=== | ||
''God of Hate, [[Rage]], Blood, War, Battle, Strength, Wrath, Fighting and Killing, and Honor'' | ''God of Hate, [[Rage]], Blood, War, Battle, Strength, Wrath, Fighting and Killing, and Honor'' | ||
Stated as being the strongest Chaos God due to all the violence in the Warhammers (one of which has only war, or so we're told), and the Chaos Gods themselves being nothing more than palpable manifestations of abstract emotion and philosophy who thus are fed whenever these things are exerted in the real world. In fact, just by playing the game you make Khorne stronger. In a parallel version of the Warhammer Fantasy universe, [[Blood Bowl]], he has his own football team. | |||
===[[Tzeentch]]=== | ===[[Tzeentch]]=== | ||
''God of Change, Lies, Hope, Ambition, Manipulation, Scheming and Sorcery, Planning, Knowledge, Trolling, and Lulz'' | ''God of Change, Lies, Hope, Ambition, Manipulation, Scheming and Sorcery, Planning, Knowledge, Trolling, and Lulz'' | ||
Tzeentch is prone to utter the phrase "[[JUST AS PLANNED]]". Second strongest and the most successful (due to being the smartest of them all. Well except [[Creed]] but then not even Tzeentch has realized that he is the fifth God of Chaos. See, he was the one who tactical geniused a guard fanboy into the article to write this bullshit piece of text that doesn't even make sense with the rest of the fucking paragraph. [[Creed|CREEEEEEEEEEEED!]]) Chaos God for some reason. Probably because the oppressed peasantry and ambitious warriors are always hoping for food/death/glory. Respectively. Since the nature of Chaos is stated above. | Tzeentch is prone to utter the phrase "[[JUST AS PLANNED]]". Second strongest and the most successful (due to being the smartest of them all. Well except [[Creed]] but then not even Tzeentch has realized that he is the fifth God of Chaos. See, he was the one who tactical geniused a guard fanboy into the article to write this bullshit piece of text that doesn't even make sense with the rest of the fucking paragraph. [[Creed|CREEEEEEEEEEEED!]]) Chaos God for some reason. Probably because the oppressed peasantry and ambitious warriors are always hoping for food/death/glory. Respectively. Since the nature of Chaos is stated above. In Warhammer Fantasy he's more important as he's the Chaos God of magic, which is ironic because not only does he do all of jack and shit in Fantasy but he also has the weakest Daemons in the army (even his own special magic lore sucks). He claims to be the origin of all magic, but that's bullshit since that would make him the origin of everything, including the other Chaos Gods; so we know he's a fucking liar on top of being a NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! | ||
===[[Nurgle]]=== | ===[[Nurgle]]=== | ||
''God of Decay, Despair, Acceptance, Destruction, Disease, Tolerance, Compassion, and Empathy '' | ''God of Decay, Despair, Acceptance, Destruction, Disease, Tolerance, Compassion, and Empathy '' | ||
Also known as "Papa Nurgle" or "Grandfather Nurgle", the bloated lord of disease arose from man's fear of death. His followers are afflicted with various awful plagues, but do not suffer or die of them. As well as this respite, he offers those who worship him a sense of family and belonging which is incongruous with the usual attitudes of the chaos gods and his own fearsome appearance. | Also known as "Papa Nurgle" or "Grandfather Nurgle", the bloated lord of disease arose from man's fear of death. His followers are afflicted with various awful plagues, but do not suffer or die of them. As well as this respite, he offers those who worship him a sense of family and belonging which is incongruous with the usual attitudes of the chaos gods and his own fearsome appearance. He runs a carnival in Warhammer Fantasy proving once more that all clowns are evil beings full of disease that want to take you away from your parents. | ||
===[[Slaanesh]]=== | ===[[Slaanesh]]=== | ||
''God of Decadence, Excess, Pain, Pleasure, Perfection, Aesthetics and Self Indulgence'' | ''God of Decadence, Excess, Pain, Pleasure, Perfection, Aesthetics and Self Indulgence'' | ||
Slaanesh gave us [[Daemonette|Daemonettes]]. PLEASE NOTE: Daemonettes are not as attractive in the canon as they are in the pictures on this site. In fact they only have one breast and have crab claws for hands thanks to [[Matt Ward|Matt Fucking Ward]]. Prior to this, they only occasionally had crabclaws or Scytheblade hands and were pretty obviously female (often with [[/d/|multiple breasts]]). | Slaanesh gave us [[Daemonette|Daemonettes]]. PLEASE NOTE: Daemonettes are not as attractive in the canon as they are in the pictures on this site. In fact they only have one breast and have crab claws for hands thanks to [[Matt Ward|Matt Fucking Ward]]. Prior to this, they only occasionally had crabclaws or Scytheblade hands and were pretty obviously female (often with [[/d/|multiple breasts]]). | ||
Slaanesh is fairly active in the 'hammer universes. In 40k he was birthed from the non-stop 80's mosh orgy of the [[Eldar]] and as a result has claim to each and every Eldar soul, which he eats like popcorn. In Fantasy he prefers making Elves into Daemonettes, preferring them as an occasional desert while he watches his figure (in a mirror, at all times). | |||
No way one person can convince anyone else that Slaanesh isn't all sex, drugs and Rock and Roll. | No way one person can convince anyone else that Slaanesh isn't all sex, drugs and Rock and Roll. | ||
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''A renegade Chaos God, representing the paradox of Chaos fighting against itself.'' | ''A renegade Chaos God, representing the paradox of Chaos fighting against itself.'' | ||
Malal has been reintroduced under the name of Malice through the Short story of the Sons of Malice: "Labyrinth". Long since removed from the setting ever since [[GW]] couldn't decide who owned the rights. JUST AS PLANNED. Malal likes random violence and smashing stuff, which makes him chaotic neutral, because he is just as likely to mess up the other Chaos Gods plans as it is to prey on Humans and stuff. In short when all the other 4 Chaos gods got together to hatch a plan, Malal storms in and shouts "SURPRISE!!!" and proceeds to try to kill, mutilate set fire to, and destroy anything within reach. Even Khorne has some self discipline and can (though barely) hold it together to have a chat about how to get more Blood and Skulls - Malal just destroys anything within reach - It is completely unhinged and revels in random destruction and violence. | Malal has been reintroduced under the name of Malice through the Short story of the Sons of Malice: "Labyrinth". Long since removed from the setting ever since [[GW]] couldn't decide who owned the rights. JUST AS PLANNED. Malal likes random violence and smashing stuff, which makes him chaotic neutral, because he is just as likely to mess up the other Chaos Gods plans as it is to prey on Humans and stuff. In short when all the other 4 Chaos gods got together to hatch a plan, Malal storms in and shouts "SURPRISE!!!" and proceeds to try to kill, mutilate set fire to, and destroy anything within reach. Even Khorne has some self discipline and can (though barely) hold it together to have a chat about how to get more Blood and Skulls - Malal just destroys anything within reach - It is completely unhinged and revels in random destruction and violence. Each time Chaos squabbles, Malal gets stronger. | ||
===[[Horned Rat]]=== | |||
''Chaos Vermin Lord, rebellious 13th God.'' | |||
Existing only in Fantasy, the Horned Rat was a Daemon of Nurgle who decided to become a Chaos God. To achieve these ends, he created a race of rat-men called "[[Skaven]]" in his image to worship him. As they grew in power, so did he. While possessing an intellect and planning comparable to Tzeentchian Greater Daemons (although without the master nerd sabotaging him), he's also very brutish and when summoned by his followers will oftentimes behave as an unintelligent monster, rampaging through their ranks and consuming his most loyal minions before returning to the Warp. | |||
He lives in Nurgle's realm, hiding in a secret place from the prying eyes of his former master (Nurgle may in fact not know HR ever left though). | |||
===The Chaos Gods of Order=== | |||
While they have only been mentioned sparingly, and recent fluff forgets they exist, there was once four Chaos entities of Order (Chaos being potential after all, not always "inside out walrus" logic) in Warhammer Fantasy. One empowered those who fought Chaos, including [[Inquisition|Witch Hunters]] in a manner more akin to Malal with some self-restraint. One was essentially Snow White, a being Tzeentch and the Horned Rat both feared who was trapped in the mortal world in a crystalline box. | |||
Their canonicity is dubious at best at this point. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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Revision as of 02:00, 24 September 2014
And thanks to Moorcock, who's fault all this is. - Warhammer Fantasy, crediting Michael Moorcock.
Chaos is a concept which appears in various games, including 40k, WFRP, Warhammer Fantasy Battles and the Fighting Fantasy books. There is even a board game dedicated to Chaos where you get to play as the major powers. It means more than simple disorder, and incorporates elements of the Lovecraftian concepts of godlike tentacled abominations, evil cults and "things man was not meant to know" with a 1950s B-movie interpretation of nuclear radiation. There is even a material, warpstone, which is analogous to fissile material with regard to chaos.
Common features of Chaos include:
- Insanity.
- Secrets that the ordinary man cannot be permitted to know.
- Knowledge that corrupts the bearer and leads him into the service of dark gods.
- Dark gods who capriciously reward and punish their followers.
- Daemons that may be summoned or escape from the Warp/Realm of Chaos.
- Mutations both as a result of the radiation-like influence of chaos and as gifts from the chaos gods.
- Areas blighted by Chaos (such as the Chaos Wastes or the Eye of Terror) and uninhabitable by right-thinking people.
- Roaming warbands or dark cults of Chaos-worshipers.
- Furries.
Chaos as 40kfags know it was inspired by Moorcock's ideas about Law vs. Chaos from the Eternal Champion series. Radiation-like qualities are likely the result of the games in question having been written during the Cold War, with the paranoia that entails. In more recent Warhammer canon, Chaos exists in a multiverse and is connected to numerous other Warhammer settings other than the two (three, with Blood Bowl) known to us. This means any Chaos entity with an external origin was once a mortal being in every universe they appear in, who combined in the Warp like a terrible comicbook reboot.
Followers of Chaos
There are lots of followers of chaos.
Wizards: Guys who have magic powers.
Psykers: Guys who have psykic powers.
Warriors of Chaos: Badass evil mother-fucking vikings clad in armor that looks fucking awesome. Basically the fantasy equivalent to chaos space marines. In war, they are lead by a Champion of Chaos, a sorcerer, or really anyone capable of leading a couple of deranged, superhuman war incarnates into battle.
Chaos Space Marines: A bunch of guys whose leader had a few daddy issues with Empy. Basically the 40k equivalent to chaos warriors. In war, they are led by Chaos Lord or a sorcerer or really anyone or anything capable of leading a couple of deranged, superhuman war incarnates in battle.
Daemons: Creatures made of rape and lemon juice. Exist because you have bad thoughts.
Matt Ward: Skub in human form.
Gods of Chaos
In both the Fantasy and 40k settings there are four chief Chaos deities, and a number of minor gods.
Khorne
God of Hate, Rage, Blood, War, Battle, Strength, Wrath, Fighting and Killing, and Honor
Stated as being the strongest Chaos God due to all the violence in the Warhammers (one of which has only war, or so we're told), and the Chaos Gods themselves being nothing more than palpable manifestations of abstract emotion and philosophy who thus are fed whenever these things are exerted in the real world. In fact, just by playing the game you make Khorne stronger. In a parallel version of the Warhammer Fantasy universe, Blood Bowl, he has his own football team.
Tzeentch
God of Change, Lies, Hope, Ambition, Manipulation, Scheming and Sorcery, Planning, Knowledge, Trolling, and Lulz
Tzeentch is prone to utter the phrase "JUST AS PLANNED". Second strongest and the most successful (due to being the smartest of them all. Well except Creed but then not even Tzeentch has realized that he is the fifth God of Chaos. See, he was the one who tactical geniused a guard fanboy into the article to write this bullshit piece of text that doesn't even make sense with the rest of the fucking paragraph. CREEEEEEEEEEEED!) Chaos God for some reason. Probably because the oppressed peasantry and ambitious warriors are always hoping for food/death/glory. Respectively. Since the nature of Chaos is stated above. In Warhammer Fantasy he's more important as he's the Chaos God of magic, which is ironic because not only does he do all of jack and shit in Fantasy but he also has the weakest Daemons in the army (even his own special magic lore sucks). He claims to be the origin of all magic, but that's bullshit since that would make him the origin of everything, including the other Chaos Gods; so we know he's a fucking liar on top of being a NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
Nurgle
God of Decay, Despair, Acceptance, Destruction, Disease, Tolerance, Compassion, and Empathy
Also known as "Papa Nurgle" or "Grandfather Nurgle", the bloated lord of disease arose from man's fear of death. His followers are afflicted with various awful plagues, but do not suffer or die of them. As well as this respite, he offers those who worship him a sense of family and belonging which is incongruous with the usual attitudes of the chaos gods and his own fearsome appearance. He runs a carnival in Warhammer Fantasy proving once more that all clowns are evil beings full of disease that want to take you away from your parents.
Slaanesh
God of Decadence, Excess, Pain, Pleasure, Perfection, Aesthetics and Self Indulgence
Slaanesh gave us Daemonettes. PLEASE NOTE: Daemonettes are not as attractive in the canon as they are in the pictures on this site. In fact they only have one breast and have crab claws for hands thanks to Matt Fucking Ward. Prior to this, they only occasionally had crabclaws or Scytheblade hands and were pretty obviously female (often with multiple breasts). Slaanesh is fairly active in the 'hammer universes. In 40k he was birthed from the non-stop 80's mosh orgy of the Eldar and as a result has claim to each and every Eldar soul, which he eats like popcorn. In Fantasy he prefers making Elves into Daemonettes, preferring them as an occasional desert while he watches his figure (in a mirror, at all times).
No way one person can convince anyone else that Slaanesh isn't all sex, drugs and Rock and Roll.
Malal
A renegade Chaos God, representing the paradox of Chaos fighting against itself.
Malal has been reintroduced under the name of Malice through the Short story of the Sons of Malice: "Labyrinth". Long since removed from the setting ever since GW couldn't decide who owned the rights. JUST AS PLANNED. Malal likes random violence and smashing stuff, which makes him chaotic neutral, because he is just as likely to mess up the other Chaos Gods plans as it is to prey on Humans and stuff. In short when all the other 4 Chaos gods got together to hatch a plan, Malal storms in and shouts "SURPRISE!!!" and proceeds to try to kill, mutilate set fire to, and destroy anything within reach. Even Khorne has some self discipline and can (though barely) hold it together to have a chat about how to get more Blood and Skulls - Malal just destroys anything within reach - It is completely unhinged and revels in random destruction and violence. Each time Chaos squabbles, Malal gets stronger.
Horned Rat
Chaos Vermin Lord, rebellious 13th God.
Existing only in Fantasy, the Horned Rat was a Daemon of Nurgle who decided to become a Chaos God. To achieve these ends, he created a race of rat-men called "Skaven" in his image to worship him. As they grew in power, so did he. While possessing an intellect and planning comparable to Tzeentchian Greater Daemons (although without the master nerd sabotaging him), he's also very brutish and when summoned by his followers will oftentimes behave as an unintelligent monster, rampaging through their ranks and consuming his most loyal minions before returning to the Warp. He lives in Nurgle's realm, hiding in a secret place from the prying eyes of his former master (Nurgle may in fact not know HR ever left though).
The Chaos Gods of Order
While they have only been mentioned sparingly, and recent fluff forgets they exist, there was once four Chaos entities of Order (Chaos being potential after all, not always "inside out walrus" logic) in Warhammer Fantasy. One empowered those who fought Chaos, including Witch Hunters in a manner more akin to Malal with some self-restraint. One was essentially Snow White, a being Tzeentch and the Horned Rat both feared who was trapped in the mortal world in a crystalline box.
Their canonicity is dubious at best at this point.
See Also
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Followers of Chaos.
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Chaos cultist are KAP-TOORING the streets too.
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YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO VOTE FOR THE BLACK MAN?! YOU'RE ALL WORSHIPING TZEENTCH NOW! Don't blame me, I voted for McKhorne.
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Chaos Divided, Just as planned..
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