In case it wasn't obvious from the above, Chakats are so bad that even other Furries wish to cause an [[Exterminatus]] on them via their mere presence; [[Cultist-chan]] wishes she could inspire this kind of [[rage]]. The problem is that Chakats (or rather, fans thereof) routinely invade other spacefaring universe RPs and games, bringing with them this awesomesauce new race that they just HAVE to play as.
You don't believe us? [[Fur heresy|You ''will'' soon enough.]]
Whilst Warhammer 40K has not been impervious to their [[Heresy|foul attempts]], the fact that [[Grimdark|every race in existence hates everyone else]] has done [[PROMOTIONS|an amicable job]] of keeping the [[AIDS|spread]] down. Wargames such as Wing Commander, Star Wars, and so on, however, have not been nearly as fortunate, with small and thriving Chakat cross-over communities in each. When rooted out as the Mary Sues they are, they are often given the same mercy one might give a pedophile or serial rapist, which is, to say, they are handled with the [[Commissar Fuklaw]] approach.
If you encounter these deranged psychopaths, you are to finish them off immediately, or failing this, immediately contact the [[Commissar|Commissariat]], if not the [[Daemonhunters|Inquisition]]. You do ''not'' want the infection to spread. Perhaps the most thoroughly infiltrated fandom, however, is Star Trek, with entire websites devoted to nothing but chakat/Star Trek crossover porn. [[Emperor|God]] save us.
On that note, fucking [[Twilight|Bernarde Doove]] deserves to get [[Khorne|brutally and mercilessly beaten up]]. [[Rage|Goddamn Chakats]].
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If this arouses you, kindly turn your faggot self over to the Ordo Herecticus, you scum.
The penultimate creation of deranged mental-patient Bernarde Doove, a notoriously bad writer whose books are reminiscent of the , Chakats are a spacefaring genetically-engineered group of hermaphroditeMary SueTelepathic Space Cats that make your average Furry look as reasonable as Reasonable Daemonette. Widely mocked for their race being a group of flagrant Mary Sues, Chakats are an ideal example of a threat to every single internet subculture in existence; as despised by Furries as they are by fa/tg/guys and ca/tg/irls. Whilst they have roughly one-twelfth of one percent (and that's being generous) the exposure any other spacefaring subculture of any other existing universe, from Star Wars to the the 41st Millenium, fans, usergroups, and communities keep running into these fucking things, invariably with facepalm-worthy results.
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Wow.
Whenever someone asks you why Chakats are tripe, link this image.
Cover of one of Doove's books that features Chakats. Would you believe that her "condition" is that she's constantly sexually aroused?
